A.B.Funkhauser @iamfunkhauser

Mother, Mortician, Monkey. Gonzo, Psych, Literary. #IndieProud Won stuff here & there.😊 Host #Thurds @ThurdsWords Find me on Amazon. https://t.co/59G1F2fvos abfunkhauser.com Toronto, Canada Joined February 2013

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Dan Rice @DanRiceWrites

2 days ago

Enjoy this excerpt from The Allison Lee Chronicles Vol. 2!! #BooksWorthReading #yareaders #scifi #fantasy #wpbks #thurds

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Lorinda J. Taylor @TermiteWriter

2 days ago

#Thurds Late in the morning as we rested on hummocks of marsh grass, the fog began to lift. I was never so happy to see the sun and feel a drying breeze! We looked around and discovered that we had not come all that far from where we had started that morning.

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Lorinda J. Taylor @TermiteWriter

2 days ago

#Thurds We had seen many birds during our journey – long-legged waders picking water-worms out of the mud – floating birds paddling about among the grass – tiny birds with spindly legs risking death by hopping around upon the flesh-eating leaves.

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Edwin Downward A human author of science fiction @edwindownward

2 days ago

His hand held June’s. She lay beside him in the grass. Her head turned his way. Loose hair lay across her cheek. Those green eyes opened. Blinked. Synergy Of Hopes #Thurds

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Patricia Correll @Author_PCorrell

2 days ago

The grass snapped when she brushed it with her palm. The well-used path entered a stand of trees, then wound out again. Ahead there stood a house, a circular building of stone whose thatched roof rose to a cone. A fenced enclosure held a pair of shaggy goats. #thurds

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Occam Razor (aka the Truant Memphis nerd) @BeKindHumans

2 days ago

Darius was lying with his back to Kyle, enjoying the purple and green hues of an Euphoratopadopian sunset. There were animals around lazing in the grass or stopping by for Darius to give them a pat before they headed home for the evening. #thurds amazon.com/Daffodil-Truan…

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Ben Rose - ASD PTSD Best Seller #AmWriting ☕✍️ @SobrietyStories

2 days ago

Springtime is full of promise and the excitement of brand-new beginnings. Summers are long and hot. Everyone is moist, if not dripping wet. The young go shoeless, at a minimum, and run through the freshly mown grass. #TheLongGame #Thurds

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Laurie Perez ✨novelist expanding consciousness @joybroker

2 days ago

Irish timber, poetic pith. A way of leaning toward me, listening with wits tuned to the slightest nuance, pulsate resonance of rocky landscapes tempered by green grasses and stormy seas. 🌱 #thurds #amienovels

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Neil J Hart | Author 🎃 @neiljhart

2 days ago

“This doesn't feel like the Galactic Institute. It looks and feels, even smells, just like Earth.” Ripley adjusted his settings and took a sniff. “Fresh cut grass, summer flowers, lavanuts, solar rays, jactar bees, Krieg’s back sweat! Damn, think I turned it up too high!” #Thurds

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A. A. Rubin @TheSurrealAri

2 days ago

The Lord tried…woke…for he had to take a massive piss. Since his issue was imbued with the power of creation, the Earth sprung forth grass and trees, all manner of vegetation. And it was evening, and it was morning, the third day. #thurds @AhoyComicMags tinyurl.com/mtytkzfs

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Ben Rose - ASD PTSD Best Seller #AmWriting ☕✍️ @SobrietyStories

2 days ago

“It’s just ahead.” Kenzie hustled me along. “If you got to puke, aim toward the grass. Welcome to my life. If you hadn’t come around, this is where I was heading. This could have been me, real easy." #EverybodyButUs #Thurds (Reissuing in July)

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Neil J Hart | Author 🎃 @neiljhart

2 days ago

In the cracked mirror, the dark liquid oozed into long, dark grass that swayed rhythmically under the spell of the wind. Colourful snakes wriggled forebodingly amongst the deceitful blades, flicking their forked-tongues and hissing dreadful warnings. #Thurds 🧣

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Scott Leminski @ScottLeminski

2 days ago

He noted the grasses had reestablished themselves, as improbable that had seemed, i nthe ground he had cleared; with the exception of a narrow strip marking his east-west line. #Thurds (Grass) #wip 'Oriana'

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Occam Razor (aka the Truant Memphis nerd) @BeKindHumans

2 days ago

The first arrow lands in the dirt and grass about three feet behind Truant’s left shoulder. The feathers trim his ear as the arrow flies by. He sits confused and beginning to bleed. #thurds amazon.com/Boy-Who-Fell-P…

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Occam Razor (aka the Truant Memphis nerd) @BeKindHumans

2 days ago

Satan watches three wraiths drag Zorn through the grass to safety. There's a smile on his face when he looks down to see Jesus’ guitar sticking out of his chest. He's mildly confused. He should be mad but seeing Zorn puts him in a really good mood. #thurds amazon.com/Post-pocalypto…

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A.B.Funkhauser @iamfunkhauser

2 days ago

STRUGGLING OVER MY RELATIONSHIP with the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey club, I've now concluded that they're an excellent farm team that consistently delivers Stanley Cup winning players to high paying U.S. teams. I can live with this ☺ 💙🤍💙 @MapleLeafs #TorontoMapleLeafs

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Paul Phillips's bird app has gone peculiar 🇺🇦 @paulphillips44

6 days ago

I met some lovely people at Wirksworth Book Festival, quite a few of whom bought mybook.to/Borodino I so hope you enjoy it! And remember, even if you didn't buy it on Amazon, you're free to rate and review there.

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Linda Griffin Author @LindaGriffinA

2 days ago

Ted used the riding mower, filling the air with the fresh, pungent odor of newly mown #grass, and the yard began to look, as Fran would’ve said, “real nice.” lindagriffinauthor.com/beyond_stonebr… #thurds #NewRelease #GhostStory #Romance

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ChanaEstherDafna🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Anyechka

2 days ago

Achilles lifts Klara off his shoulders. “Klari, would you like to play on the grass? I put your favorite toys in my satchel.” “Yes, please!” Achilles smiles down at her as he takes out Klara’s new doll, ten blocks, a green Matchbox Duesenberg, and a stuffed baseball. #Thurds

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ChanaEstherDafna🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Anyechka

2 days ago

Tortured skin hangs off many of them, like a macabre shroud. Some of them are repulsively covered in hard blades of grass, transmogrified into sharp projectiles that found their targets in human skin. #Thurds