'Tis the Season @holidaychaos
Reducing my holiday stress level, one passive aggressive tweet at a time. Proud host of #shitshow2017 (also known as Thanksgiving). Joined November 2017-
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Nutjob: “Are you going to eat ALL of that?”#shitshow2017 x.com/holidaychaos/s…
Nutjob: “Are you going to eat ALL of that?”#shitshow2017 x.com/holidaychaos/s…
At last, #shitshow2017 has come to an end. Join us on December 25th, for #shitshow2017 2.0. #happythanksgiving
Tried to start cleaning up. Got kicked out of my own kitchen. #shitshow2017
Nutjob just lost her mind over someone asking for a bigger piece of pie than she thought he deserved. #HappyThanksgiving #shitshow2017
In case you were wondering, we’re not allowed to portion out the amt of leftovers that we would like. #happythanksgiving #shitshow2017 x.com/holidaychaos/s…
In case you were wondering, we’re not allowed to portion out the amt of leftovers that we would like. #happythanksgiving #shitshow2017 x.com/holidaychaos/s…
SIL just had to tell the exact number of baked cinnamon apple slices that she wanted for leftovers. #rationingleftovers #shitshow2017
Family nutjob just offered her candy to everyone in the room except me, then complained she couldn’t even give it away. #shitshow2017
Needless to say, the family nutjob is a bit territorial over her food. 🙄 #happythanksgiving x.com/holidaychaos/s…
Needless to say, the family nutjob is a bit territorial over her food. 🙄 #happythanksgiving x.com/holidaychaos/s…
Family members are currently discussing how to convince the family nutjob to let them have an extra slice of her pie. #shitshow2017
#ThingsImNotAllowedToBring to #thanksgiving: Mac & cheese...bc Kraft is apparently the best we can get. #shitshow2017
When that one family member comes in and everyone jumps to attention. 🙄 #shitshow2017 #thanksgiving
Round 2 of #NameThatCasserole!! What’s your guess? #shitshow2017
Alcohol: Helping people survive miserable family gatherings since 2000 BC. #happythanksgiving #shitshow2017
So far, grandpa is in the lead with “when are you getting pregnant?” #happythanksgiving #shitshow2017 #holidaychaos x.com/holidaychaos/s…
So far, grandpa is in the lead with “when are you getting pregnant?” #happythanksgiving #shitshow2017 #holidaychaos x.com/holidaychaos/s…
When the plan is to have #thanksgiving lunch at 12pm on Thursday, but ppl start arriving at 2pm on Wednesday. That, folks, is #shitshow2017
Round 1 of #NameThatCasserole starts early this year! What’s your guess? #happythanksgiving #shitshow2017
What’s the best playlist for #Thanksgiving survival? #shitshow2017
Still talking about reality tv, 35 minutes later. I can’t escape. #shitshow2017
S/O to my friend who has the perfect recipe for a calm holiday season: restraining orders. #happythanksgiving #shitshow2017
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@holidaychaos Are there water chestnuts in it? It would help me narrow it down. 😂
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