lowercase m3gan @herbst_tea
slow and strategic like a mushroom She/her Joined December 2013-
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it's that time of year again
Literally me
I'm so fucking tired of going pee I can't believe I have decades of this shit left fuck this
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i think about how amelia bedelia would do bottomless mimosas more than i care to admit.
Hittin the club tonight, you DJ’s better not suck..
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Honey, you okay? You barely touched your Billie Irish!
Honey, you okay? You barely touched your Billie Irish!
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
Go short tree, it's your #EarthDay!
nothing will ever top this headline
🚨| Peppa Pig in deleted post about Pitchfork’s score on Taylor Swift’s album TTPD: “LMAOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂”
men aren’t slutty anymore. because of woke
men aren’t slutty anymore. because of woke
release the Catholic cut
release the Catholic cut
booked us a resy at the Rainforest Cafe. wear something slutty
Téa Franco @TeaFranco
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transsexual nightmare @gottacatchamaal
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Evan @EvanJSantiago
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Iona 😳 @Iona_Ashlee770
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jay alcohola @pregnant_pooper
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Vance Franklin @FranklinVa88480
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Patricia @cole_patricia89
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Alison Shackley @AlisonxnShackle
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Marcelo Martinez @Marcelo22430018
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kai @KaileyAddis
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❥❥⃝Im Hot☤BOY.. @PrinceA86708185
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jordan @jordanelder_
583 Followers 484 Following
MoneyLineMadman @MoneyLineMadman
138 Followers 286 Following All plays posted and record will be updated below daily. New account but not new to handicapping...sharing the wealth...bookies beware #LFG +11.94u
gabrielle ✨ @gtrose824
163 Followers 417 Following just kinda here laughing at things that aren’t funny
Collin Morrison @CollinMorrison_
464 Followers 263 Following in london I’m verified, in ny I’m valid
Gaslighting King @zach_beats
144 Followers 276 Following musician, amateur photographer, educator. https://t.co/lIkz7ih9Y3
𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢�.. @rebekasbitchpak
852 Followers 1K Following 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐 ❤︎ 𝐓𝐒! manifesting meeting her one day🔥
Zane Harmon @zane_harmon
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Kirsten Tadeo @Kirsten_Tadeo
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BangsMcCow @BangsMc
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Indya Jade Thompson @indya_jade_t
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juniper @JuniperBoathead
61 Followers 168 Following jANP. cat. love my queer family but pls fEED me.
isabella rodriguez @drizzydrewsxo
2K Followers 2K Following winthrop zta alumna. pro L taker. leo. she/her/ella. lover of politics, puppies, cookout ice, & cj cregg. tomorrow there'll be more of us. 👑🇨🇴✨ #BLM
Emma @emmajeanracine
370 Followers 324 Following
PAULINA @paulinadixonn
17 Followers 34 Following
Cynthia Waddell @CynWaddell
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q @cuemilla
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Téa Franco @TeaFranco
845 Followers 487 Following 🇵🇷 writer, yarn enthusiast, and Fiona Apple advocate • YOU COULD BE THAT KIND OF GIRL (Word West, 2024) Pre-order now! (link below)
transsexual nightmare @gottacatchamaal
297 Followers 451 Following don’t let them fool you, Wyoming doesn’t exist. she/they
S📀✨ @openlyshay
676 Followers 1K Following quirked up black gyal. she/they - 1913 - opinions are obviously mine - pro palestine + anti genocide
Evan @EvanJSantiago
816 Followers 249 Following just a silly journalist who took a break from news to curate chaos with @madrealities • film enthusiast • storyteller • professional giggler
jay alcohola @pregnant_pooper
439 Followers 402 Following
Noah Kahan @NoahKahan
301K Followers 443 Following Love tweeting and receiving tweets // Stick Season (Forever) out now
Eddy Burback @eddyburback
458K Followers 812 Following handsome guy (i won the very good looking guy award)
Casey Frey @caseykfrey
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jár @jarodzsz
31K Followers 491 Following i think i just feel how everyone feels, which is that i have three or four really great folk albums in me
KEYON @itskeyon2
10K Followers 143 Following Hey chile // my main @keyon and my film review page @keyonreviews
All'antico Vinaio Fi @AnticoVinaioaFi
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NPR @NPR
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kai @KaileyAddis
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jordan @jordanelder_
583 Followers 484 Following
caleb hearon @calebsaysthings
257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.
Interesting Things @interesting_aIl
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LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives
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blizzy mcguire @blizzy_mcguire
100K Followers 1K Following [email protected] 🦋 https://t.co/VpXg6us1RK
HOOD VOGUE is tired o.. @keyon
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Does Noodle Have Bone.. @NoodlesBonesDay
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MoneyLineMadman @MoneyLineMadman
138 Followers 286 Following All plays posted and record will be updated below daily. New account but not new to handicapping...sharing the wealth...bookies beware #LFG +11.94u
Explaining To Austin @E2APodcast
22 Followers 10 Following A podcast about a girl explaining movies/shows/news to her friend who hasn't seen them. Also poop jokes & Ted Kaczynski. w/ @PeytoBrock & @AustinOutOfTen
gabrielle ✨ @gtrose824
163 Followers 417 Following just kinda here laughing at things that aren’t funny
NASA's Perseverance M.. @NASAPersevere
3.1M Followers 40 Following NASA Mars rover, exploring since February 2021. Hobbies: Photography, collecting rocks, off-roading. 🚀 Team HQ @NASAJPL (Verification: https://t.co/b0WrcSJeU0)
ladies and gentlemen,.. @CraigWeekend
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Amelia @ahw_amelia
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🦓🦒Jessi Ujazi�.. @JessiUjazi
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Out of Context Kid Na.. @KidNationOOC
312 Followers 11 Following Out of context stills and videos of 2007 CBS American reality television show hosted by Jonathan Karsh, Kid Nation. Account ran by @KaneUnabIe
Because……. Say it with me It was never about the hostages
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Yeah I'm bi... I like gay AND straight men 🤣
Absolutely incredible. Ending all the compliments I give with “did you take Ozempic?” moving forward.
that's that me espresso... we need you to be mamala of the country... give him my regards did u take ozempic... we are living through an avant garde time of culture
In like 20 years there are gonna be people who watch Veep and assume that JLD watched hours of Kamala interviews to get the body language down and then look up when it aired and lose their minds
Welcome back billy mays
He looks like he convinces other men to inject their balls with silicon
Genuinely baffling that someone could only know him from these two things
LUCY'S DAD IN FALLOUT IS PAUL IN THE 1984 DUNE MOVIE?????
chappel roan, olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter e phoebe bridgers
tim, damian, dick and jason (he got this shirt just to annoy dick
‘Bluey’ Praised For Tackling Difficult Subject Of Walking In On Parents During Their Scheduled Weekly Sex bit.ly/4aRQLdF
i love those tenor gifs where its obviously some random friend groups inside joke
#uever wake up n the middle of da night and think about a girl u like or startin to like and sit at da edge of the bed n say damn i want her
The duality of man
yea i love colin jost. colin jost to say hello
grabbing dinner w ur friend is like omg these fries r epic. also I cried myself to sleep last night. Can u pass the ketchup. You won’t believe who’s crawled back into my DMs. Are are you down to try this new spot tom? I hate him. The weather was so nice today
Los AirPods de los estudiantes de gastronomía:
how it feels to listen to espresso and good luck babe back to back
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