Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

Born at 332 ppm CO2. Atheist, since I have a functioning brain. Anecdotes are not science. Sarcastic AF. I ridicule ridiculous people. #T1D #OmniPod5 #Dexcom6G San Diego, CA Joined April 2009

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Manu Raju @mkraju

4 years ago

MTG to me: “I’m not sure how Lauren Boebert on one hand can demand so much out of Kevin McCarthy, but then demand nothing out of someone else and be willing to vote for them to be speaker.That’s not serious, I don’t think that’s leadership and I really see it as more obstruction”

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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

4 years ago

@GOP What are you going to do about it? You can't even elect a Speaker of the House FFS...

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MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch

4 years ago

Unclear if Marge realizes this is a parody account

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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

4 years ago

@ACTBrigitte Ask Donald Trump.

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Eileen Marie Sarah @EileenMarieSar1

4 years ago

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FBI Washington Field @FBIWFO

4 years ago

@ATFWashington @DCPoliceDept The @FBI and our partners hope the increased reward will encourage the American public to take another look at the photos and videos of the suspect and the device. If you recognize the suspect, submit a tip at tips.fbi.gov. ow.ly/mNJo50Mg7Sp

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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

4 years ago

@ACTBrigitte Yes, but he would still be terrible.

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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

4 years ago

@MuellerSheWrote If Boebert wants attention tomorrow, she should nominate Vladimir Putin. Nothing in the Constitution says he's ineligible. Prove me wrong.

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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

4 years ago

@RonFilipkowski The Face Eating Leopards' Caucus

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ChudsOfTikTok 🖥️ @ChudsOfTikTok

4 years ago

This might be the most coked out I've ever seen Donnie Jr. Like you get a contact high just by watching his hands.

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Acyn @Acyn

4 years ago

Wow

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Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis

4 years ago

I need this on a mug.

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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

4 years ago

@laurenboebert Exactly. Sometimes you have to vote for the Face Eating Leopards Party into power to get a change. And then go to the hospital for a face transplant.

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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

4 years ago

@ACTBrigitte Do it. She's used to losing by now.

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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

4 years ago

The Face Eating Leopards' Caucus is doing a great job.

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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

4 years ago

@seanhannity @mattgaetz Remember that the Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an American citizen. The Crazy Caucus could nominate Vladimir Putin tomorrow. Just imagine how much attention they would get if they did that.

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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

4 years ago

@RepMattGaetz @mattgaetz Remember that the Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an American citizen so you could nominate Vladimir Putin tomorrow. Just imagine how much attention you would get if you did that.

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Doctor Eeyore, PhD (@[email protected]) @hellmart

4 years ago

@laurenboebert @krhern Remember that the Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an American citizen so you could nominate Vladimir Putin tomorrow. Just imagine how much attention you would get if you did that.