tom @hellicars

project manager for @mcchampionship_ Joined February 2015

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tom @hellicars

3 months ago

@LNER I was sat in seat K84 and had it in the overhead rack. Registered it online, thank you so much!

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3 months ago

@LNER left my jacket and wallet on the 13:27 train from Newcastle to London Kings cross. I can see it going back up north. Any way I can find out where it’s going and get it back?

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tom @hellicars

2 years ago

alright fuck this i’m off

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2 years ago

they should make a film where Gromit gets to be happy

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2 years ago

@brandnewemail if u let it sit long enough cookie eats itself too

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2 years ago

gerry has to be a top 10 manderer of all time

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2 years ago

@soupforeloise Yeah but Robo Edward wouldnt have stopped that car hitting her unless it was a tesla

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2 years ago

@soupforeloise the wotsit finger nails are the worst thing on there

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2 years ago

@soupforeloise when you toast a bagel you get a golden retriever. I get a black labrador 😔

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2 years ago

Thank god they did it this way. Mythbusters would’ve got that tortoise to mach 2 with a cannon

The Figen @TheFigen_

2 years ago

The fable of the rabbit and the tortoise has been tested in real life. 😂

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2 years ago

If you’re boarding group 9 on american airlines they drag you on to the plane feet first

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2 years ago

Sponsored by DALLAS Insurance: What’s your fort worth?

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2 years ago

life can be perfect if you let it

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2 years ago

@OwengeJuiceTV its my first day reloading the toner at mojang and I’m already losing it

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2 years ago

@soupforeloise tonight we let the kamala talk

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2 years ago

He’s like a real life Phineas and Ferb

Blaketheman1000 @OrtizGoldberg

2 years ago

I am thinking about The Rizzler today... He blew up this summer and spent the last few months making content with celebrities. Now he has to go back to elementary school, learn a bunch of stupid shit he’ll never use, and hang around normal kids every day. It probably sucks so bad