📢We know love conquers all, but the weight of the love locks is starting to conquer the integrity of the bridge. #ShackDispatch

📢 For players coming directly to Meow Wolf from the mushroom forest on Journey to the Center of the Earth… you are going to want to just be cool. #ShackDispatch

📢 Management is not responsible if you try to use Arizona Modern's railings to steady yourself IRL. No refunds. #ShackDispatch

📢 Some portals on Meow Wolf may transport you to the bizarre alternate universe of Howl Kitty. Stay away. THOSE folks are just weird. #ShackDispatch

📢 To the hooligans playing hot potato with the crab, please stop. He is getting even crabbier. #ShackDispatch

📢 The snack bar is currently out of ice cream sandwiches and snow cones but has plenty of blubber pops, kelp cones, and ice-flavored ice. The line starts by hole 11 on Ice Lair. #ShackDispatch

📢 To the players shouting “What’s cooler than being cool?!” over on Ice Lair, it was funny the first 50 or so times… but knock it off! #ShackDispatch

📢 Enjoy Ice Lair, but watch out for that one puffin, Stu. Not going to give specifics, but just trust us on this one. #ShackDispatch

📢 If you can't take the heat... #ShackDispatch

📢 To the person putting the beach ball in the Atlantis statue's empty eye socket, haha. Please return it to Welcome Island or we'll confiscate your putter. #ShackDispatch

📢 Can people please stop drawing emojis next to the hieroglyphs? You're confusing the tourists. #ShackDispatch

📢 As a reminder, the potpourri onboard is for smelling - not for eating. #ShackDispatch

📢 To the player on El Dorado Easy with a +40 score, YIKES! Everyone was thinking it. I just said it. #ShackDispatch

📢 Yes, you can see Paris and you can see France, but nobody wants to see your underpants... #ShackDispatch

📢 If your ball falls and hits a Parisian far below, that's more dead bodies for other players to find. C'est la vie. #ShackDispatch

📢 If we find one more wad of gum stuck to the tiger structure in El Dorado, we will up the lost ball difficulty as punishment. #ShackDispatch

📢 Pet lovers, please stop feeding the cat on Upside Town. Players are finding more empty tuna cans than lost balls. #ShackDispatch

📢 The "Hiding From Your Family For The Holidays By Playing VR" anonymous meeting will be held tonight in Original Gothic. #ShackDispatch

📢 What's this about dolls in Widow's Walkabout? We haven't had any reported lost... #ShackDispatch

📢 Be warned there is a terribly out-of-tune pack of carolers invading our courses. No judgement, but... dude! #ShackDispatch