@jimmyfallon #MyWeirdCoworker Dude told me he would try on his sister’s nylons when she wasn’t home. Then he described how good they felt. I kept making omelets.

@jimmyfallon #MyWeirdCoworker Was getting something out from a box when my coworker's jacket started dripping red liquid on my arm. I asked him what was happening and he cries "OH no my popsicle!!"

@FallonTonight #MyWeirdCoworker says I'm the #WeirdCoworker 🙃

@jimmyfallon A former coworker used to microwave fish in the office and when we asked why he would bring such a smelly food to work he said he had no sense of smell! Lovely for the rest of us 🤢 #MyWeirdCoworker

#myweirdcoworker brought a delicious pan of Mac and cheese to the office holiday party. I asked for the recipe & she refused, stating “it’s private.”

@jimmyfallon My weird coworker flossed her teeth with a whisker freahly plucked from their upper lip while telling me what I did wrong that day. #myweirdcoworker

@FallonTonight A past coworker of mine would order onion and mayo hoagies for lunch from Subway. The rest of us had to spend the rest of the day dealing with his inevitable gas. #FallonTonight #MyWeirdCoworker

@FallonTonight I was the weird one. I annoyed my co-workers by singing "Good morning" to each individual the first moment I saw them. #MyWeirdCoworker #FallonTonight

Let’s keep it SFW. #MyWeirdCoworker #FallonTonight

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@jimmyfallon my weird coworker would get annoyed when I used a highlighter, to highlight important information on printed-out documents. She considered that a form of noise pollution, gave me stink eye, & then basically told my highlighter to just shut up😂#MyWeirdCoworker

@jimmyfallon I worked with a woman who received the results of her PAP smear and announced to the office, “Kitty cat’s ok!” #MyWeirdCoworker

#MyWeirdCoworker ~ i used to work in a factory with a guy that wasn't very bright.: anyway, 1 day someone was reading the paper about an accident where someone lost a couple of their fingers, & he slowly says "well, i guess they won't be fishing this weekend"... we were all quiet

@jimmyfallon I had a #MyWeirdCoworker who would take pictures of her boobs on the copy machine. Who knows what she did with them!! 😳🤫🤭

@jimmyfallon MY cowker always says, I hate you laughingly to anyone when we joke, discussing a an issue, or comment to her input basically for any situation.#MyWeirdCoworker

@jimmyfallon #MyWeirdCoworker we had a coworker that would hock lougies and spit them on the floor around us. Same employee would fart near us, when we complained he would say "it's just a fu"(ing fart"

#MyWeirdCoworker Whenever anyone adds paper to the shredder, #MyWeirdCoworker says "yum, yum, yum, yum yum" in a gremlin voice.

🍎 #MyWeirdCoworker #FallonTonight

"THAT'SSSS FUNNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!" #MyWeirdCoworker #FallonTonight

These #MyWeirdCoworker stories are going to be crazy! #FallonTonight