I likes to wessle Figgy We wessles eberyday But wen he noe he not will win He always runs away #CheddarPoetry #Wessling #SillyFiggy #FinNotCome

@FartyCheddarCat Figgy dekorating da boys to be bery comfee😸😸 #SillyFiggy #Boks #FinNotCome

I had sum gwass And it be yum But den unhappy Was my tum I start to hak My tummy shout And den I blek Da gwass bak out #CheddarPoetry #DisFirstestTimeIBlekGwass #INotLikeBlek #INeedCuddleFromMamaAfter #FinNotCome

Figgy praktis diggy digs He diggy in da pot I makes shur he diggy good He diggy dig a lot! Figgy twy to bop me Den da Figgy twy to hide Silly Figgy, he not twik As I pawtrol outside #CheddarPoetry #FiggyDiggy #SillyFiggy #DiggyHolesImportintToLern #ILikeDiggyToo #FinNotCome

Hidey boks Wif kwinkle paypurr Figgy plays He ses it hous Down da hall He push it far In kichin Ware it gos Den da Fig He add a wug His hous, He dekorate #SillyFiggy #Boks #HePutWugInBoks #DenHeWessleAndBiteDaWug #FinNotCome

I roll in da dirt As sunbeam shines I's full of happy A happy of happy! I wub and I roll Lots gwayer I get So much happy I has A happy of happy! #Happy #WarryerPaynt #Sunbeam #catnip #FinNotCome

Mama gots a hurty hed And dat not nice It not be fair She no fun, she gots to west I cuddles cuddle She in my care #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #IMakesShurFiggyBehabe #MiteNotHartOrWeply #FinNotCome

@FartyCheddarCat You really got warryer paint on today Cheddar. Da mama mus be happee for you. Did you hab to get a baff? 😻😻🐈 #CheddaePoetry #FinNotCome

Roll in dirt and put on paynt Furroshis now, all kleen I aynt Da mama shakes her hed at me She ses all filff is wat I be And den she asks me how I heers Wen dirt be filled up in my ears Dat silly mama, not she noe Dat paynt must be from hed to toe! #CheddarPoetry #FinNotCome

It be Chewy's birdie day She's habing tee and cake I will be da bestest boy No tee cups I will bwake She be turning twelb years old Her pawtee be all day Wen yoo come, yoo must wear hat Or yoo be turned away #CheddarPoetry #BirdieDay #TeePawtee #IPwomiseNotToPounce #FinNotCome

Look at da callyder Wat dos it say? It ses gib me ham Cuz it be hammy day! Gib me a slice And den gib me sum mor Fill up my tummy Yoo must not ignor! #CheddarPoetry #HamDay #NationalHamDay #NationalGlazedSpiralHamDay #GibMeAllDaHam #ILuvsHam #FinNotCome

Figgy plays in da dirt As sunbeam shines Warm and bwite He rolls awound He twies to put on paynt But he not bery good Wif leefs in his fur He lies in da dirt Full of da happy #SillyFiggy #Happys #Sunbeam #DatNotGoodWarryerPaynt #LeefyFiggy #FinNotCome

Reddy for a day of fun? Cuz Figgy now be big boy one! His firstest birdie day it be He run awound eksitedly But he not shur jus wat it mean So all he dos is play and sing Dat silly Fig, but I will show And maybe den he gonna noe #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #BirdieDay #FinNotCome

I paw Figgy He paw me We paw paw paw Furroshisly We play our game As fur go flys And den I win Tho Figgy twies #CheddarPoetry #PawPawPaw #Boksing #IAlwaysWin #MamamLotsTired #ITakingCareofHer #FinNotCome

Silly Figgy plays in sink Silly Figgy dwinks from bol Silly Figgy sits beside Silly Figgy baffs in sun Silly Figgy stweches out Silly Figgy has a nap #SillyFiggy #SunbeamPuddle #HeAlwaysPlayingInDaSink #HeHabNappyDere #MamaStillLotsTired #FinNotCome

I tells mama I wants out I needs to go and run about But mama ses I cannot go She gots to go to stor, yoo noe I paw on dor, I be all cute It not be fair, I lose dispoot Da Figgy cwy, I gets upset I maybe hit, den has wegwet #CheddarPoetry #IWantsOutside #MamaTired #FinNotCome

Figgy being bwatty And da mama need a bwake I go make da Fig behabe A better boy I make Wessle him up in da twee I keeps him okkypied As his bigger brudder I wach ober him wif pwide #CheddarPoetry #MamaHasHurtyHedAgen #ITakeCareOfHer #MiteNotHardOrWeply #FinNotCome

I's a bunny, cute and sweet I liks yor noz, I bites yor feet And if yoo's good, I makes to eat A poopy chokwit bunny tweat! #CheddarPoetry #Easter #EasterSunday #EasterBunny #ItPoopyNotChokwit #ItATwik #NoEatsDaPoopy #FinNotCome

I tells Figgy da bunny be coming He go to da window He sings unny unny I tells him not yet, dat he still has to wait He ses he see bunny He sings unny unny I ses dat not him, I ses easter bunny! He has a confooze As he sings dat da unny #SillyFiggy #FinNotCome #MamaNeedsWest

We boff up Wen Fig jumps down So I jumps down And Fig jumps up Agen agen All up and down We play our game Until we done #UpDownGame #ILuvsHabingLiddleBrudder #MamaNeedsWest #MiteNotHartOrWeply #PostysMiteBeLess #FinNotCome