Don't say the Queen's Speech "isn't the same". #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts

Do - send cards. Don't - show up and actually physically inhabit the same space with the word "surprise!." #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts

#AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts Do have the speciality cheeses that you never eat for the rest of the year. Don’t worry about not getting a Christmas card for a neighbour who gives you one on Christmas Eve. 🤣🎅🤣🎅🤣🎅🤣

You can wear novelty musical ties or jumpers but not to the office Christmas party. #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts

Your dad declaring “We are having my mum for Christmas” and in unison the rest of the family reply, “Thought we were having turkey..” #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts

Don’t buy the children a puppy unless you really want it also! #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts

Find half a bottle of last year's Advocaat in the fridge in late November, and still think 'fuck it, I'll buy another one'. #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts

#AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts Don't say you've watched the queens speech this year-it's a sure sign you drank too much at the pub if you do.

Don’t lose the end of the sellotape #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts

Always have drama #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts

#AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts anyone with a glowing red nose isn't rudolph in fancy dress.

Go out into the street whooping, throw your arms around unknown neighbours, and honk "Merry Christmas" in their face. Then never speak to them for the next 364 days. #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts

#AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts Got nothing. I'll just read all of the #s of this foreign country that speaks English.

Just because no one ever drinks Advocaat is no excuse to not buy a bottle at Christmas #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts

🎵🎶We all love some Piggy Fudding...🎵🎶 #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts

Remember you can only buy men socks and aftershave. #AwfullyBritishXmasDosAndDonts