BootsVonHammershorts @hammerpants
FUCK THAT Joined September 2008-
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Just know an open faced sandwich isn't a sandwich it's an abomination.
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#Fact Kevin Kostner has worn a scarf in every movie he's been in.
I vow to buy a pair of parkour sweatpants and get drunk and eat pizza in them
I like my beer like I like my women- bitter and expensive.
Well this was the funniest email I've seen in a while #dreamingofrohnertpark
Please tell me there's an airport-themed porn named "Hangar Bangers"
I just assume that everybody that drives a Scion also uses Boost Mobile. Am I wrong?
Realized I was resting my head next to a rotten banana. But it wasn't.
I didn't choose the shorts life. The shorts life chose me.
@alex_navarro THREE LIVES ON IN ME
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@LnStrngr and people always talked down to me for doing that. Well who's laughing now, eh?!
Hey Siri-can my balls get scurvy?
As your liver's lawyer I suggest a burrito rejuvenation regimen
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121K Followers 5K Following Good Day Sacramento is unscripted zaniness with a side of news, served up to you 7 days a week from Sacramento's favorite TV people.
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David Chappelle @DaveChappelle
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1.7M Followers 1K Following President of @GunRights & @RMGOColorado | 3-decade Gun Lobbyist | Weapons Expert | Real Conservative
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GayPatriot @GayPatriot
88K Followers 38K Following America's lovable gay conservative. Grok says I’m a cross between Ronald Reagan and Mark Twain. So basically a national treasure. Honorary Zionist.
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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13
18K Followers 773 Following Jokes on the web. I RT a lot of funny things. Big hit with moms.
Anna Carlson Davis @HoneyMourning
280 Followers 138 Following Here to get travel inspiration for a Posthumous Honeymoon. Even after almost 2yrs I feel lost & looking for some closure & the start of a new chapter. #RIP #RTD
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rachel @rachelmillman
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98K Followers 443 Following Official X account for the National Weather Service Sacramento. Details: https://t.co/prHgbNzFn4
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