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United States Joined May 2023-
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@TheDemocrats I miss President McDonald’s
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same vibes
same vibes https://t.co/UmC9HRouj8
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@hartgoat Bro came out of the closet during a basketball game 😆
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For God's sake, whatever you do, don't notice any patterns.
For God's sake, whatever you do, don't notice any patterns.
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Blue's Clues (1996-2007)
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the school system failed him 😭
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In 2014, a 14-year-old injected himself with mercury at least 3 times, in an attempt to convert his bones into metal after seeing the movie Wolverine. He also intentionally got bitten by spiders on multiple occasions because he wanted to be Spider-Man.
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there's only one thing that brought these three people together..
there's only one thing that brought these three people together..
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We all know who it is
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@LeaMaric But it's important not to forget that liberal white men will gleefully agree with those women because they have no other possible recourse to outcompete these men
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Liberal white women will look you straight in the eyes and tell you that these guys are the biggest threat to their safety.
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The list of euphemisms is growing to an impressive length. Whoever’s job it is to come up with these isn’t getting paid enough by the New York Post.
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Example of The Sopranos attention to detail. Janice is smoking a joint and the time on her watch is 4:20
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how would you explain this to God on the judgment day?
how would you explain this to God on the judgment day?
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This might be the funniest arrest I’ve ever seen
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