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RT this every September 21st to make everyone furious
Also: patent pending on Hamilton Slamilton
.@jordanklepper's most memorable MAGA exchange #AfterTheCut
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
That #PatsHatFriday feeling 🙌 RT for a chance to win this Patriots @NewEraCap. Rules: bit.ly/3UOKRls
Follow and retweet for a chance to win 1 of 10 codes for New Tales from the @Borderlands (courtesy of @2K). Winner chooses Switch or Steam platform for their region Giveaway closes on Nov 1st at 6 PM PT
This is your annual reminder that the Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco has lasted longer than the Confederacy did, and therefore, should have it's own flag decal that replaces the one on your neighbors truck.
The “underlying fundamentals” of bitcoin is a steady supply of dumbasses who’ll gamble their life saving because Matt Damon called them a pussy
The “underlying fundamentals” of bitcoin is a steady supply of dumbasses who’ll gamble their life saving because Matt Damon called them a pussy
@TeaPainUSA @rifftricky They don’t care! I saw this and is the best explanation of how the MAGA crowd thinks!
I've got a message for Fox News viewers.
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Represent! RT if your MBB & WBB teams are BOTH going dancing! 🕺💃 #MarchMadness @MarchMadnessWBB
“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” -- Lyndon B. Johnson
“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” -- Lyndon B. Johnson
The person who talks the most is the most likely to become the leader. Data: regardless of intelligence and expertise, groups elevate those who command the most airtime. It's time to stop rewarding people for dominating the discussion, and start valuing quality over quantity.
Give it a try! #GregAbbottChallenge
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the United States is a secular nation, NOT a Christian one. So creating things like #DontSayGay is forcing YOUR screwed up interpretation of what Jesus stood for onto everyone else. And y’all have the AUDACITY to talk about indoctrination?
Too many people spend their lives being dutiful descendants instead of good ancestors. The responsibility of each generation is not to please their predecessors. It's to improve things for their offspring. It's more important to make your children proud than your parents proud.
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John Melendez @stutteringjohnm
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Michael Vick @MichaelVick
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Jon Favreau @jonfavs
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McFranchisee @McFranchisee
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Jonathan Maze @jonathanmaze
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Kat Abu @abughazalehkat
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B L A K E L E Y™℠.. @_iamblakeley
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Sandwich Dad @jonostrandwich
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Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert
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Good Morning Football @gmfb
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1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
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CriminalSimpsons @Criminalsimpson
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The Rewatchables @TheRewatchables
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Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight
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Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb
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@petebvt This literally means nothing before anyone has stepped on a football field
Anyway, we'd be in a much better place if all the Rogan guys listened to Stern instead
it is not antisemitic to protest the war crimes of the state of Israel, and its US-backed military the IDF, against the innocent civilians of Gaza.
Ah yes, lamenting wasting your life as an underpaid wage slave, truly the mark of an “elitist” Unlike someone who simply monologues with no education or research and constantly lies in ways that would get him fired anywhere else. No, Matt is a true man of the people.
There’s nothing more elitist and out of touch than hating on 9 to 5 jobs, as has become fashionable on this site
Noncompete clauses prevent employees from taking a better job or starting a business within their industry. This keeps wages low, hurts employees, and discourages competition. Today’s move by @FTC to ban these harmful contracts will help workers and our economy thrive.
The Federal Trade Commission banned noncompete agreements for most U.S. workers Tuesday with a new rule that will bar employers from enforcing clauses that restrict workers from switching employers within their industry. wapo.st/3Ut2ucM
🚨The momentum continues: A bipartisan group of lawmakers in the House and Senate just introduced legislation to restrict non-compete agreements nationwide. This is pro-market, pro-worker, pro-innovation policy—and would cost taxpayers $0.
In final rule, FTC bans non-compete clauses for *all* workers!
Not uniformed, no.
can’t stop thinking about charlottesville and how white nationalists just waltzed through UVA’s campus with tiki torches shouting the most terrifying shit, *after* one of them slammed a car into a crowd and killed someone, and yet there is not one uniformed officer in this photo
Paige bueckers espys speech at 19 calling out the unfair coverage black women receive in sports media
The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has officially announced this year's inductees: Mary J. Blige, Cher, Dave Matthews Band, Foreigner, Peter Frampton, Kool & The Bang, Ozzy Osbourne, and A Tribe Called Quest will join the class of 2024 rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…
BREAKING: U.S. House approves $61 billion in aid for Ukraine
Joel's career, summarized in 5 seconds. Dear god
Nobody can see you look like an asshole with night vision goggles because it’s at night. Everyone can see you look like an asshole in your cybertruck because you’re in it.
I’ve been The Wolf so many times. it’s a true calling to be able to, as Dan says, sherpa someone back from the abyss
.@DanSoder explains how to walk someone back who's gotten *too* high. 😶🌫️ "Call me like Winston The Wolf." Full episode: youtu.be/YPvSaXFsq2I
The amount of people who don’t understand this joke is staggering. It’s making fun of everyone who thinks he’s the greatest thing ever. And my point is he’s so bad that he managed to get EVERY. SINGLE. TRUCK. recalled. Come on people be better
"The Coyotes going to Utah...5 applications were sent to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for the new Utah Franchise." @golic ❌B̵l̵i̵z̵z̵a̵r̵d̵ ❌̵V̵e̵n̵o̵m̵ ❌̵F̵u̵r̵y̵ ❌̵H̵C̵ ❌̵H̵o̵c̵k̵e̵y̵ ̵C̵l̵u̵b̵ ✅Utah Yeti @SaraCivian gets the group vote.
I don’t care if other journalists don’t agree with me on this. There’s no reason the public needs to know anything about the jury. They are fulfilling a civic duty. They should remain anonymous. No one should publish personal details about them.
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