alyson @goawaymom
somewhere appreciating a sunset Chandler, AZ Joined June 2011-
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Hotel bed sleep sounds so fucking good right now im so tempted to just go book a hotel for tonight for the bed
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Just played 4 softball games back to back. I think my body is going to give out any second
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when im playing charades and i get the phrase large shell pasta
CAAMP?!?!?!
my plastic surgeon unfollowed me on instagram im literally about to cry?
is anyone really good at math and conversions and can help me with something please
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Commanders take Jayden Daniels. New era in Washington.
What’s up with this use of the word “surgical” as a buzzword???????
looks like i need to go again oop!
looks like i need to go again oop!
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🚨| "TTPD" logo seems to be featured in the Eras Tour
br*annachickenfry doubling down on hating swifties and every taylor swift song “sounding the same” like her 5’2 bf doesn’t write about being a drunk and cheating weirdo!
it’s givinggggggggg :p
Just got a work email about a new summer dress code and it was a fucking phishing attempt????!!!!! This is a direct attack on women.
So excited for it to cost $850 to fly home now!!!! 🥰
So excited for it to cost $850 to fly home now!!!! 🥰
The Rangers are so fucking dirty I don’t even want to finish this series
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x - Kayla Shoemaker �.. @_kaylashoemaker
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we need to give her a gun and a 24 hours purge slot
This clip haunts my nightmares. What a weird man.
I can’t relate to Down Bad because you would never catch me crying at the gym. Mainly because you would never catch me at the gym
AND YOU SAID I ABANDONED THE SHIP BUT I WAS GOING DOWN WITH IT!!!!
It’s still does if you’re a Capitals fan
I remember when the Caps power play used to put the fear of god in me
NFL legend Carl Nassib is certainly one of the sentences ever
when im playing charades and i get the phrase large shell pasta
WHY DIDNT WE DRAFT HIM??????
BREAKING: The #Commanders have traded pick 40 to the #Eagles and they are drafting CB Cooper DeJean
Toronto: “Booooooooo!” Shohei:
UM WHAT IS THIS?? GUYS AM I GOING TO PARIS!!!!???!?!?!?
god folklore really saved us from a vegas residency
Happy 5 years anniversary to Me! She was on a personal mission to end her career during that time.
@glitterontheflr I mean what were you expecting? Another cd?
someone found my lost debit card and is trying to have a really fun day with it
we are NOT shortening the cuntiest most freaky song on ttpd to GAS
i kinda think this is for gas? or ttpd tbhhh
It’s with a heavy heart that I must announce I am en route to Cap One Arena
A $400,000 mortgage is $3,000 per month today. A $400,000 mortgage was $1,500 per month in 2021. $1,500 more a month for the same house. Wild.
New #Giants WR Malik Nabers just met Daniel Jones for the first time, but it was so awkward the social media team decided not to post it.
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