above#40 @geturo

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF BRITISH FREEDOM! Good morning to the millions of everyday Brits. You are probably still asleep after we knocked out the Mexicans last night, but you need to wake up to a terrifying new reality! It has just leaked that Andy Burnham is quietly preparing to enforce strict new VPN restrictions to stop teenagers bypassing his under-16 social media ban. 🤡 They are trying to spin this as protecting the kids, but here is the absolute nightmare they are hiding from you. You cannot restrict VPNs just for children. To enforce this, the state will be forced to ban, monitor, or require a mandatory Digital ID check for every single VPN user in the United Kingdom. They are literally building a state-controlled internet firewall, copying the exact digital prison models used by China and North Korea. They want total control over what you are allowed to see, say, and access online so they can completely kill off independent free speech. We are trading a failed Prime Minister for a high-tech socialist dictatorship. RT to completely blow up the UK timeline and demand our freedom back! 🔁🇬🇧🔥

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E.M.kariuki @muchogokariuki

2 weeks ago

I warned Kenyans that sections of the fourth estate have been compromised by the Eastleigh cartels. A concerned citizen took evidence of Somalis plan and the atrocities they do to Hudson from the @StandardKenya instead of acting, Hudson allegedly circulated it privately then returned it to the cartel in exchange for a large payoff. Another citizen journalist who received the same evidence also stayed silent after reportedly being paid handsomely. Why are so many afraid of these networks? Is this a deliberate strategy of fear to ease the handover of Nairobi? Who are these powerful foreigners buying journalists and bloggers? This is systematic media capture. Kenyans deserve answers before it's too late. The fourth estate must serve the public, not the highest bidder.

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above#40 @geturo

a month ago

@TrashOlympics24 @madcap412 This is not funny... But still 🤣 the satire

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above#40 @geturo

a month ago

@KenyaPower_Care kindly assist me with token for this account: 37196234886

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above#40 @geturo

a month ago

@KenyaPower_Care kindly assist with token for 37196234886. Thanks

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above#40 @geturo

2 months ago

@jrobah Imagine if they targeted "farmers" wale waningia Toyota na slippers... But no.. those ones don't have manicured fingernails.. 😂

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above#40 @geturo

2 months ago

@Russia_X1 YES.. 💕

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above#40 @geturo

2 months ago

@misfitpatriot_ 😁😁😁

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The Misfit Patriot @misfitpatriot_

2 months ago

STOP IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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above#40 @geturo

2 months ago

@realMaalouf Did you know dogs can sense evil... Evil spirits/aura and dogs can't cohabite.

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Cerebral Assassin @xysist

3 months ago

The main problem with Kenya is we act like we are a rich country when in fact we are not. Politicians embezzle the little that is there then borrow heavily to please mwananchi.

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Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3

3 months ago

Why are we taking it lightly that a whole PS has an army of goons on his payroll? 🤔🤔🤔. And that the goons are known by names, and that he even takes photos with them? 🤔🤔. Why are we taking it lightly?

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above#40 @geturo

4 months ago

@JoshSchoen And the last shall be first... 😁

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𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko

4 months ago

Listen up, good people of Kasarani, Mwiki, Njiru, and Ruai! This is the final warning about that damn vehicle with registration number 47CG 455A. It’s connected to the County Government of Nairobi, specifically Urban Planning, but don’t let that fool you it’s being used by crooks who have been harassing petrol station attendants, demanding illegal payments and extorting hard-working folks. Especially watch out for that stupid Kikuyu man and his cronies driving this madness around. This disgusting behavior has gone on for far too long, and it’s time we put a stop to it. If you spot this filthy vehicle anywhere near a petrol station, mark it, report it, and spread the word across every WhatsApp group you belong to. We cannot allow these criminals to continue terrorizing Kasarani and its neighboring areas. No mercy, no excuses. Make damn sure this vehicle doesn’t get away by any means necessary. Wake the hell up and protect your community! Share this message until everyone knows what these scumbags are doing.