literally just trash @garbagefaceman
here to consume content with my stupid ass and also my stupid mind - i'm from Canada Joined October 2017-
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I love it when you pee & it turns green
in this crazy, lawless jungle world that we call "business", it's important to remember the three "ABCs" of business: A- lways B- e C- onstantly jacking off
every day this happens: my followers inject me with a mix of chemicals , And they kill me as they would a sick dog. Every day they do this
damn it Twitter keeps distracting me from updating my resume, which was already distracting me from the 15 tabs of porn I have open
I hate how all the musicians I disliked growing up have now become icons for social justice so now I feel nazi-esque for maintaining my dislike for their music
me to the preceding generation:
**ENTREPRENEURS** please invest in my app: A "period app" that when everytime you have a period, you log it in a database, and once you have enough, you can unlock achievements
uh-oh Looks like it's Taco-O'Clocko 🌮
hello, and thank you all for coming to the release of my 90minite spoken-word poetry album, "Boner on Public Transit"
at the convention all these nerdy girlies ask me to Funko Pop™ their anal cherry
Fun game - am I tweeting because: A. I'm terribly lonely and depressed B. . . . . . . Answer: A. thank you for playing
The classic 80s arcade game that I associate most to the motion picture Halloween? Donkey Kong. Why?? Because fuck you, that's why,
my underwear is too loose. my socks are too loose. my ass is WAY too loose
Me: picture this; an old, ignorant rebel, rejected by the system that created him Photographer taking my mugshot: ye that's the idea *click*
couldn't get all the wrapper off a typical Halloween sucker, so here I am trying to suck it off, like a rube. which by the way is the ONLY t
giiinger SNAPS! ginger snaps! Ginger, gingeerrrrrrrrrr snAPs!!!1
The perfect time for Artisanal Nuts? Artisanal Nuts™
Zombie Gives Birth To... @DapperGamelord
694 Followers 624 Following It's me! The Dapper Gamelord! Retweets = Endorphins. Mentions are a pro-gamelord zone only. Owner of Pokemon Wearing Sports Paraphernalia (@JaysToucannon)
Bela Lugosi's Dad @DoctorSpectral
195 Followers 194 Following officially the candidate for abolishing the police
Zombie Gives Birth To... @DapperGamelord
694 Followers 624 Following It's me! The Dapper Gamelord! Retweets = Endorphins. Mentions are a pro-gamelord zone only. Owner of Pokemon Wearing Sports Paraphernalia (@JaysToucannon)
Bela Lugosi's Dad @DoctorSpectral
195 Followers 194 Following officially the candidate for abolishing the police
wint @dril
1.7M Followers 410 Following welcome to my shit https://t.co/SuXccfQtN7 https://t.co/kHbbE12Ftx https://t.co/uXYQZrfYdkTrends for United States
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