Futurama Quotes @futuramaquotes
One Futurama quote per every once in a while. New New York, Earth Joined May 2009-
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"Which of the following would you prefer? A. a puppy; B. a flower from your sweetie; or C. a large, properly formatted data file? Choose!"
"In high school, I used to drink a hundred cans of Cola a week, right up to my third heart attack."
"Bees make honey and jelly? How come nothing humans make tastes good?"
"...It can answer any 'What-If' question, accurate to within one-tenth of a plausibility unit." "That's so plausible I can't believe it!'
"Planet Express: Our crew is replaceable. Your package isn't."
"Ah, Leela! We meet again, but this time I'm the one criticizing the sausage!"
"Aw man, I can't beat that with a Craigslist pig!"
"You mean we'll never catch up to him? Even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?"
"Didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from?" "No. She was a religious fundamentalist. Plus she didn't have a mouth."
"Would it cheer you up if I punched Fry in the groin? 'Cause I'll do it. Regardless."
"I've improved on Fry by sticking some wheels on a board."
"I got your distress signal, and I came as quickly as I wanted to."
"'Delivery' has nothing to do with the delivery business. Image, people, Image!"
"We're certainly not building anything sinster, if that's what you mean. Now come on, something sinister won't build itself. "
"This is it. The moment we should've trained for."
"Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel"
"I say, you've damaged our servants quarters... and our servants." @futuramaquotes
Interesting.. Oh no wait, the other thing, tedious. @futuramaquotes
"Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?"
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