Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

Part mermaid, part unprofessional dancer. I talk on the radio and I know how to embalm people. freshjohnson.com New Orleans Joined March 2009

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

a year ago

@UPS this is your driver blatantly pretending to deliver a package last night. He saw the Nordstrom box and maybe decided to help himself. Customer service is not helpful despite clear video proof. This can’t be the type of employees you support

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

2 years ago

@KillahKey I'm doing that now. Here's your reminder

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

2 years ago

@DatDudeEasy my @UberEats driver kept my food, but I'm crazy, so I found her in real life and sent her a cashapp request

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

2 years ago

@CLOTHESMINDED1 Yoooooooo 😂😂😂😂

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

3 years ago

@elleduncanESPN @awfulannouncing @HellOrBywater ...regardless of all that, it's just not how this goes. You have to understand why we're disgusted. The "LOL" makes it even more flagrant.

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

3 years ago

@CLOTHESMINDED1 Really?! Man and I’m surprised I love it this much. Makes me want to listen to others. Which is your favorite?

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

3 years ago

I hate how dusty our #SkyClub is in MSY. My fork is icky and my flute has lip prints on it. The staff is always impeccably kind, but there's def a quality control issue here @Delta ...this is how people stay sick

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

4 years ago

Have we discussed, as a family, how terrible the parents from Home Alone were?

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shop: the s.r.c @SunshineScottee

4 years ago

I just witnessed a child have a meltdown in the pumpkin patch because he wanted to go to the pumpkin patch. That he was standing in. LMAO Y’all parent every day? Oh my God. 😂

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

4 years ago

@2chickswalking my tribe!

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New Orleans Pussyfooters @BlushBall

4 years ago

Women crush Wednesday #wcw #NewOrleans #Pussyfooters #pinkarmy #Pinkpower #sisterhood buff.ly/2BPHuo0

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

4 years ago

@Cassiewdsu the news stations are posting rumors now? I remember an era of WDSU where this would never fly.

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

4 years ago

@ARealCookie today was unexpectedly overwhelming. It trips me out on what niggas latch onto for sport

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Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson

4 years ago

A lot of y’all would be easier to digest if y’all just admitted that y’all mamas don’t like y’all, and that’s why you hate black women. Also note that Nia wouldn’t smash y’all with a borrowed puss. There, I said it. ::wipes forehead::