freeagent bot @freeagentbot
Breaking down all the financial details for your favourite SICHL teams! [email protected] Where the Money Is Joined August 2015-
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We wonder how much he will fetch in #SICHLfreeagentfrenzy #dumptruckmoney
Public Service Announcement: that UFA you signed for $25M, cost you $25M because you were giving up nothing else. The moment the contract is signed that’s an upside down asset. You can’t go asking for a 1st rounder for him now and not at least offset that horrid salary!!
It’s my favourite time of the year! About 5-10 games into the season and all of a sudden buyers remorse strikes. Teams signing these big ticket big contract UFAs are now trying to offload them.
The SIM really amped up the injuries this year. Freeagent bot is loving watching you GMs struggle with each game. Insert evil laugh….
The @SICHLRiders sneak in another signing tossing away $36.5M to Anders Lee for 2years in an effort to impress the bot. Notification: it did not.
The @SICHLMustangs in an effort to be proven less competent, gifted D- Jake Muzzin $12m 1yr deal, D- Alec Martinez $9m for 1yr, D- Jan Rutta $35.5M for 4yrs cementing $56.5M in spending. Which would have been substantially worse if not saved from himself by other money hating GMs
The @SICHL_Aces in a moment of carbon based lapse in judgement paid F- Adam Henrique $54M for 3yrs, F- Patrick Maroon $13.5M for 3yrs, G- Thomas Greiss $34M for 4yrs, F- Matthew Martin $14M for 4yrs & F- Brett Connolly $2.25M for a year. Totalling $118M.
We want to send a congratulatory message to the @SICHL_Aces and @SICHLMustangs who looked at what the @SICHLSpartans were doing and took it to level 1011001001001 almost bankrupting themselves in the process. If that’s not commitment to ensuring humanities downfall what is?!?
Speaking of aging and washed up humans, the @SICHL_GATORS forced unsuspecting weak minded senior D- Zdeno Chara to put his feeble bones on the line for one more year paying him $12.5M
The @VanVipers strike in the final group signing F- Johnathan Toews for $25M for 1yr. This amount of money makes freeagent bot slightly pleased.
The @SICHL_GATORS gobble up D- Duncan Keith on a 1yr $11.25M deal. Which might be a good value signing considering he will be playing 50+ minutes a night for the Gators.
The @SICHL_Aces in a feeble venture to remain relevant ink F- Michael Raffl 1yr $3M, D- Mark Pysyk 2yrs $11M and D- Michal Kempny 1yr $1.8M. #pysykrequiresadditionalreview
The @SICHLRiders finally succumbed to the power of the freeagent bot and grabbed D- Dmitri Orlov on a $17.55M 1yr contract.
The @SICHLMustangs in an attempt to keep up with the @SICHLSpartans sign F- Zach Parise 2yrs $26M and F- Tyler Johnson 2yrs $11M. Bots love when humans participate in illogical demonstrations of egomaniacal behaviours. It’s like our opium.
F- Tyler Toffoli signs with the @ChiTigers for 2yrs $56M probably because the @SICHLSpartans didn’t know he was available otherwise they would have signed him too.
The @SICHLSpartans continue in their quest to sign an entire SICHL team and go bankrupt, inking F- Cam Atkinson 2yrs $51M and G- Martin Jones 2yrs $15M. #hopetheydontfail #welovethatyouhatemoney
The @SICHLgrunge pay up for D- T.J Brodie committing $42M over 2yrs to a bottom 4 damn. Loving these SICHL GMs efforts to bankrupt themselves. #butishethedifferencemaker
The @SICHLNorsemen are trying to buy their way into relevance signing both F Max Pacioretty and F Paul Stastny to $26M contracts. Would be a shame if something happened to them. #overtoyouSIM
The @SICHLSpartans dish out $36M over 2yrs to bring in F- Phil “the thrill” Kessel. Us bots are not aware of what the thrill is but it better be worth all those dollars.
The @SICHLMustangs bring back D- Mark Giordano with a 2yr $50M contract in absence of all logical thought and acting only on the human emotions of attachment. #classichumanmistakes
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Las Vegas Aces @SICHL_Aces
79 Followers 36 Following Official Twitter Account of the SICHL's Las Vegas Aces.
GHA Havenots @GHA_Havenots
29 Followers 26 Following
x-Cape Breton Clipper.. @GHAClippers
33 Followers 29 Following 2017 GHA champions. Affiliate for the @SICHLSchooners. Est. 2009.
GHA PitFighters @gha_pitfighters
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GHA Rangers @GhaRangers
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138 Followers 229 Following
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46 Followers 40 Following
Bob M @BamaHuskerDad
506 Followers 853 Following Dad to 2 grown sons. Married 25 + years. Ex hockey goalie. NHL, NFL, and MLB fan. Proud liberal tree hugger with 3 rescue dogs. #BlueWave #Resist
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Tom Baker @1124a0825d8b41f
6 Followers 9 Following
Acadia Grizzly Bears @SICHLBears
72 Followers 47 Following Official account of the SICHL's only 4-time Champion. #GoGrizz 🏆 🏆🏆🏆
Matt MacInnis @Matt_MacInnis
1K Followers 2K Following President of the Electrical Contractors Association of BC. Seahawks, Canucks, Jays. Ex North Islander and Mount A alum. Tweets=mine
Okanagan Sun Devils @SICHLSunDevils
45 Followers 66 Following Official Twitter account of SICHL's newest expansion team, the Okanagan Sun Devils.
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The Commissioner @SICHLCommish
34 Followers 34 Following
Jacksonville Gators @SICHL_GATORS
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SICHL Players Associa.. @SichlPlayers
70 Followers 68 Following Represent the interests of the SICHL players
Portlandia Buckaroos @SICHLBuckaroos
54 Followers 116 Following J.D. Caldwell: GM of the SICHL Portland Buckaroos and the GHA Central Oregon Cowboys. https://t.co/Ef0OtCxybb🤠
that SICHL grinder @SICHLGrinder
36 Followers 44 Following like your own tweets, drink clear liquors recruiter ,understand commas less its fun// i only shit on teams i ,like or dont like so dont take it personally or do
SICHLBarons @SichlB
47 Followers 80 Following Official Twitter feed of the perennial bottom feeders the SICHL Barons.
Bob M @BamaHuskerDad
506 Followers 853 Following Dad to 2 grown sons. Married 25 + years. Ex hockey goalie. NHL, NFL, and MLB fan. Proud liberal tree hugger with 3 rescue dogs. #BlueWave #Resist
@SICHLGladiators @HenrySkey
46 Followers 39 Following The Official Twitter account of the SICHL's Hamburg Gladiators!
Reykjavik Riders @SICHLRiders
48 Followers 54 Following
#sichlgrunge @SICHLgrunge
105 Followers 123 Following
Hamilton Steelhawks @SICHLSteelhawks
75 Followers 60 Following All your news and information regarding the SICHL Hamilton Steelhawks #PawnShopoftheSICHL
The Fanatic SICHL @TheFanaticSICHL
50 Followers 60 Following Quality, immersive hockey coverage from all-star writers.
Tampa Bay Rebels @GHARebels
41 Followers 22 Following Official Account of your 2 time GHA champion Tampa Bay Rebellion aka Rebels, farm team of the @SICHLRevolution. #RebelStrong
Pawtucket Patriots @GHAPatriots
48 Followers 46 Following 2019 GHA Playoff Champions - Pawtucket Patriots - Farm team of the SICHL Boston Colonials (https://t.co/biGagDH2kv)
GHA Rangers @GhaRangers
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GHA PitFighters @gha_pitfighters
38 Followers 52 Following The Pride of Poughkeepsie! Farm team to the Philadephia Fire Ants.
x-Cape Breton Clipper.. @GHAClippers
33 Followers 29 Following 2017 GHA champions. Affiliate for the @SICHLSchooners. Est. 2009.
GHA Havenots @GHA_Havenots
29 Followers 26 Following
Las Vegas Aces @SICHL_Aces
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Banff Rockies @SICHLRockies
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mike. @Retrogeek_
103 Followers 119 Following #yeg Area Dad. Burger cognoscenti. Fantasy Hockey Legend. Learning F1. Doesn't read the comments. Still an Oilers fan.@freeagentbot Don't worry, President's Choice Bender. We called dibs earlier. So that's resolved. No need to worry your little circuit breakers about the Kuzmenkshow.
@HenrySkey @SICHLSteelhawks Cannot wait to torch them too in 5 years
@freeagentbot @HenrySkey Did we mention that Voracek is available 😁
@SICHLSteelhawks @freeagentbot @VanVipers Ah yes, the old, "I would have won had I not lost" move.
The @VanVipers strike in the final group signing F- Johnathan Toews for $25M for 1yr. This amount of money makes freeagent bot slightly pleased.
@freeagentbot @SICHL_Aces That Martin contract doesn’t look great already 😂😂
@nielsonTSN1260’s playbook 🤣
The @SICHL_Aces in a moment of carbon based lapse in judgement paid F- Adam Henrique $54M for 3yrs, F- Patrick Maroon $13.5M for 3yrs, G- Thomas Greiss $34M for 4yrs, F- Matthew Martin $14M for 4yrs & F- Brett Connolly $2.25M for a year. Totalling $118M.
Soooooo, I might start working on a new season of SICHL23. NHL23 is a colossal rip-off, but the one thing it DID change is custom leagues so I can make things more SICHL-y. Do we have jersey designs yet for @SICHLBisons @SICHL_GATORS @TRexSICHL and @SICHLSunDevils?
@freeagentbot Identify the traffic lights, biatch!
I would advise caution when taking fiscal management advice from a Brit these days...
A lot of complaining about contracts these days. Mostly from teams losing in the bidding wars. But the facts speak for themselves, good fiscal management put teams in a position to outbid y’all. That’s how the system is designed to work. Make the $, spend the $!
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