Flying Purple People Eater @fppe
Let me amuse you tinyurl.com/ybsonnac Durban, South Africa Joined April 2009-
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Is it just me or is everyone in a really good mood this morning? I think it's the cool weather that made everyone happy, or the fact that this week is payday.
Advertising on Facebook:. "I have 3 green apples for sale for R10" Everyone: "What colour are the apples?" "How much are the apples?" "Im interested can you give me more information"
Me on Facebook: "Auditions for a theatre festival: 25,26,27 January at Westville theatre club in Durban. No pay - this is a festival and competition." Literally 100's of ppl messaging me: "when are the... facebook.com/daniel.oosthui…
Have you noticed... there is never any third act in a nightmare? They bring you to a climax of terror and then leave you there. They are the work of poor dramatists.
The best way to go Vegan, is cold turkey.
I wish Medusa would stop objectifying people.
Ian McKellen wouldn’t play a hobbit. However, Elijah wood.
A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.
You're welcome. facebook.com/daniel.oosthui…
A man has been prosecuted for feeding marijuana to captive seabirds. Apparently he left no Tern unstoned.
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Guys, the loadshedding is to accommodate the extra day in February due to it being a leap year.
"DO NOT TOUCH" must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.
So you lost your phone? And it's on silent? Too bad - if you liked it you should've put a ring on it.
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