brain? @foreheaderror

cmon think, think, think!.... brain blast! Joined August 2015

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Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal

5 days ago

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

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LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry

a week ago

Japan spamming 100 crosses into the box despite the height disadvantage

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ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

2 weeks ago

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake

2 weeks ago

USA SOCCER IS BACK BECAUSE OF THIS GOAL

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xxxl @bitchonx01

2 months ago

it's atually crazy how the J in marijuana is silent, but the J in my hand is loud as fvck

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan

2 months ago

Correct 💯

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Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports

2 months ago

One of the darkest nights for our country, man. Just gotta pray. You never want to see a guy like Anthony Edwards go down. I feel sick.

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jake @wormpuller

2 months ago

Pulling my pants all the way down to my ankles to take a piss in the trash can at planet fitness

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Kelski @kelskiYT

5 months ago

🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist

5 months ago

U can’t build a career off being a clown then just get serious lol

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brain? @foreheaderror

5 months ago

@PrizePicks #itsgoodtoberight

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brain? @foreheaderror

6 months ago

@Underdog #UnderdogUnwrapped

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brain? @foreheaderror

6 months ago

@UnderdogDrafts Shoutout you guys for replacing CRod in the Christmas Day drafts, super cool move

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brain? @foreheaderror

6 months ago

@Underdog @UnderdogNFL @UnderdogNBA #underdogunwrapped

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Underdog @Underdog

6 months ago

🎁 XMAS DAY GIVEAWAY 🎁 We're sending out PS5s and AirPods based on today's outcomes! 🕹️ PS5 for every NFL team that scores 30+ 🎧 AirPods for every NBA player that drops 40+ To enter: 1️⃣ Repost this 2⃣ Reply #UnderdogUnwrapped 3⃣ Follow @Underdog, @UnderdogNFL, @UnderdogNBA

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brain? @foreheaderror

8 months ago

Will Smith can have my kids fr

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Underdog @Underdog

8 months ago

🚨 WELCOME TO THE UNCTION 🚨 Joe Flacco and Aaron Rodgers are a combined 82 years and 320 days old 👴 Every time they score a TD tonight, we're sending someone $1,000 in bonus funds 💰 To enter... 1⃣ Repost this 2⃣ Follow us @Underdog 3⃣ Follow @UnderdogNFL