🌸Goobermaxxing🌸 @flytrapfields
34 🏳️⚧️ Trans-Femme 🌧 PDX 🤓 Nerd • • • Whatever you give life you will get back; why be a wallflower when you can be a venus flytrap? Portland, Oregon Joined March 2013-
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In the longrun it is probably for the best that the older more experienced trans girl I was into turned me down but god damn I wanted her validation so bad
This post was made to piss me off specifically. You're not supposed to date babytrans you're supposed to turn em down nicely and ask how consistent their E levels are.
Every time I talk to my brother about trans stuff I have to 'remind' him which trans is which
One time, my cis friend was telling me about a trans person he had recently befriended. I asked “oh, is this a trans man or a trans woman?” He fumbled for a couple seconds before pausing, regaining his composure, then confidently proclaiming “they were born a man” while nodding.
I think I'm pretty hot so the only explanation for why I have no bitches must be that I have absolutely rancid vibes
This was me before I transitioned btw
some men are so committed to being unproblematic they’ve accidentally become furniture. no opinions, no convictions, just quietly reshaping themselves into whatever they think women want. then years later you find out they hated being a lamp the whole time and just wondering why
What do we think of my fit? #trans
No one has ever looked at me and said "I shouldn't... but I don't care, I want you so bad"
So did Mando just 9/11 the Hutts or what
This was my experience on Tumblr in the 2010s tbh
i don't believe in god i'm only into religion for the guilt.
The balcony on my glass house is an incredible vantage point to be throwing stones from, thank you very much
I'm a big epilator fan! Its not a perfect solution but I like it a hell of a lot more than shaving
so i epilated my legs a month ago and the way my hair has barely grown back in at all since with no ingrown at all is insane??? i had famously hairy legs before this and now they are indistinguishable from a císgender woman's, sure it's painful but this might be the tech
At this point I'm not gonna need an orphiectomy the way I keep loading myself into the ball kicking machine
I don't know whats weirder; the fact that in the past couple weeks there have been two separate instances where a complete stranger touched my neck, or that my reaction in both cases was "absolutely the fuck YES!!!"
Ok so, first of all, anyone who says electrolysis hurts worse than laser is a fucking liar
I really am out here reinventing Plato's Cave from first principles
Had a roommate whose rent checks always bounced. He'd always come back with a 2nd one that cleared. One time when I called him out on some unrelated bullshit he totally crashed out and told me he wanted to murder me, but I was too good of a person so if he did he'd be evil.
have u ever had an insane roommate like i mean actually Insane
Really embarrassed! And I've had intense insecurity about my BO ever since lol
One time back when I was working retail, I got called into the manager's office. She explained that so many customers had complained about my body odor, that if I didn't 'fix it' they would have to fire me They suggested I see a doctor if I had to
Is this the best way to tell a co-worker that they have body odour?
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