gabriel @flightless_guy
Joined November 2010-
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#FFNow Andre Ellington, Nate Burleson, or Andre Caldwell? PPR league.
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I don't know where I am or what's happening. #Tubeathon #IWillMurderAHomelessPerson RT
Good to see @kpereira & @alisonhaislip at #Tubeathon. They left to go get tacos. I stayed to support a charity. #DifStrokes @CovenantHouse
@SteveHuff the man with the golden cum #RejectedBondTitles
@duncantrussell are you going to be in Austin w/ Mr. Rogan this weekend?
@joerogan things are getting kind of scary.
@billburr thoughts about the spurs' championships?
@Andy_Richter 1D? is a single shared boner?
@duncantrussell having a discussion about a totalitarian govt. we could use your optimism in this discussion.
@duncantrussell having a discussion about a totalitarian govt. we could yous your optimism in this discussion.
@duncantrussell I know you're not thrilled w/ sxsw, but are you coming to Texas anytime?
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@joerogan tonight's fights are sponsored by UTI? should I expect a burning sensation after watching them?
@SteveHuff no way. hell is working at a place with dirty linoleum and a tinny speaker playing "I love the nightlife" all day long.
@duncantrussell hello, sir. I would be more than willing to pay $1 for your podcast. however, can you put it on iTunes? much easier for fans
@ShittingtonUK does that mean they should be murdered or will murder?
@AriShaffir I'm hoping you'll get that "AIDS" letter soon.
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