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Baseball should make a massive ratings comeback from zoomers who have it in the background of their Tiktok videos instead of subway surfers
Baseball should make a massive ratings comeback from zoomers who have it in the background of their Tiktok videos instead of subway surfers
HuBris: How A Prominent Mohel's Ego Led To His Downfall
Uh oh.... What is George getting up to now?
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King Ahasuerus in Megillat Esther:
King Ahasuerus in Megillat Esther:
Calling my son basic for only liking the vanilla baby snack puffs and not the peach flavor
This tweet sucks and everybody should say so
This tweet sucks and everybody should say so
So, do we know if Alex Bregman has a bris yet
So, do we know if Alex Bregman has a bris yet
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@TheHyyyype Guy inventing backgammon: this is so much better than frontgammon
It's a cat, the atrocities committed are beyond counting
It's a cat, the atrocities committed are beyond counting
Why is my for you page suddenly nothing but terrible viral tweets
You haven't really lived until you've used needle-nosed pliers to pick up your yarmulke that fell behind the fridge
All libertarians should be named Lars imo
All libertarians should be named Lars imo
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bank robber: [slides note across counter] me: uhhh bank robber: you're holding it upside down me: ah, ok, thanks man
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ay @aimhumor
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Lucy Kwiatek 🏳️�.. @LucyKwiatek
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Daryl Fairweather ⛅ @FairweatherPhD
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░O░S░I░N░T�.. @GorillaOSINT
4K Followers 23 Following I have come here to chew bubblegum and talk about my plaque psoriasis symptoms .... and I'm all out of bubblegum
Metro 🇺🇸🇮�.. @metr0politics
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Oriental in the Occid.. @KarnesMellagio
3K Followers 840 Following Methodist-ilminism demagogue, Proponent of Anti-Euro Herrenvolk-ism, Mostly modern Korean & Chinese history poaster, alt @Chiangcuckshek @PrivateKarnes he/him
Kevin Erdmann @KAErdmann
7K Followers 633 Following I discovered a new framework for understanding the housing bubble, the financial crisis, and costly housing markets. See my substack link for ongoing analysis.
Kuvira Regime Team �.. @ElfParticles
3K Followers 2K Following Targeted Individual | Anti-Hamas and Anti-Houthi | anti-fascist and anti-capitalist | anti-anti-Zionist and anti-Zionist | she/her 🏳️⚧️
هارون 🎗️א�.. @MattiAharon
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@opinonhaver honestly I kind of like that worldbuilding, don't remember if it's the case in Dishonored but in other instances of that trope, the people with true faith access the power while the corrupt people who adopt the faith only for gain don't
Dishonored does the Warhammer thing where there’s this incredibly despotic and corrupt state religion that regularly brutalizes people…also the devils they warn about are 100% real, and their faith is an effective countermeasure to them.
what is it about california that makes you become a left-nimby? all the really annoying ones on here are all from there
@flaminhottweets @souljagoytellem Trump chose a DEI hire…
@souljagoytellem Don’t think he has the juice but it’s possible
@flaminhottweets @souljagoytellem Same, My dad's reason is "Well he wants to win"
lmfao they actually think Tim Scott has a chance
She's now fallen below Haley. Ouch.
Governor Noem, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?
someone edit this with a fade to black followed by a gunshot
This is how we relax after giving the State of the State address. Holding two week old puppies!! ❤️
@ollieonhere the only places that have stood against this are Japan and Korea
Lots of people cheering for "Revolution". Concerning. #NErevs
Like actual city council members and city agencies (Baltimore DOT) interact with it, it’s very city-centric
The r/Baltimore subreddit is actually pretty left-wing and full of a lot of Bikemore/YIMBY people who were cheering on higher vacancy taxes and new housing developments when they passed
every city subreddit is literally the most right wing social media space on the planet
Pit bull owners will be like my dog is so cute ❤️ and it literally looks like a walking tank
@flaminhottweets @jacobtaber wife and i argue about this. i’ll say “i’m going home this weekend” if i’m going to my parents’ (but also once i’m there i refer to my place as home again)
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