Remember when people used to change this daily @fimango
I am part of all that I have met. I talk about depression and anxiety, a lot. #BlackLivesMatter. #StopAsianHate. she/her. 🇨🇦 Wandering, probably not wearing pants. Joined August 2011-
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I may have gave myself food poisoning.
SHHH don't tell anyone! They're all gonna want billiards tips!!!!
SHHH don't tell anyone! They're all gonna want billiards tips!!!!
Also explaining how we measure distances with time. How far is Edmonton from Calgary? Oh about 3 hours.
When you throw the trash out, do you go outside later and check how it's doing? No? So stop stalking your ex.
When you spell out together, do you sound it out "to get her" while writing?
I just need a quick 20 minutes to cry about how overwhelmed I am and then I'll get right back to working on it.
Depression is lonely.
My ex boyfriend also thought that Mexico was part of the continent of South America..... (He's Californian)
Trying to teach someone the difference between "I have to" And "I get to"
My exboyfriend made the BEST cheesecake and honestly I miss his homemade cheesecake more than the sex.
I heard someone describe my friend's dog as "bite sized" and now I will only refer to the puppers as bite sized from now on.
Depression is hitting hard, today.
I want to style my male best friend's hair. It's curly and has so much potential but he usually just showers in the morning and combs it back. i have straight hair so I have no idea what I'm doing. How do I make the curls all springy and bouncy and adorable 😍
No panties for the unseeable future because I didn't/don't have time to do laundry.
What's the best board game for two adults? Or party game. Or literally anything to pass time.
All a girl wants is just a sushi restaurant open late night. Is that too much to ask for?
How many potatoes do I need to for a buttered herb roasted potato side dish to the burgers I'm bbqing tomorrow?
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@fimango Haha. I was going to make the same comment. ‘How far is your office?’ ‘Oh, about 30 minutes.’
Tried to ‘quickly’ hit up Costco over my lunch break. All I needed was juice boxes, instead I came out with a cart full of snacks, new underwear (because why not?), and a footlong hotdog for good measure. 🌭 Lunchtime adventure level? Expert. 😏
This is very good
@fimango Measuring distance by vehicle driving time used to be just an American thing. Once upon a time, Canadians would say Calgary is about 185 miles (or 300 km) from Edmonton. #CarCulture Take good care 💕
@fimango I'll just stay away from the cores and instead mingle on the outskirts!
@fimango City center to city center....5 hours lol
@fimango That reminds me of the day you and I spent at the Stampede. 😳
Online discourse is great because it makes us all hate each other without furthering the cause ❤️
@fimango Depends, case by case basis haha. Just if ur hurting & they're the rebound type, you may not like what u see on there 😵 FWIW I've never had a messy breakup b4
Got the car packed and ready to head out to start my summer job that starts tomorrow. Very excited for this!
@fimango I’m the WORST!!! Especially considering the first time we ever met was Donut Mill related.
Do the thing. Post a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white. 🖤🤍 Let’s see them! 🫶🏼