Festus Musyoka @festoh0
Data Scientist 💻 Tech Aficionado 🤵 Men's Health & Wellness 🚗 Car Lover 🗳️ Political Junkie Matuu, Kenya Joined March 2018-
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Tuambiane ukweli, slippery weather condition around Kamariny stadium is determined by the state of mind, this Okra thing is a long con mummy. Money, random gift & vacations hapa na pale from your man erases friction faster than these Okra prokopanda. You can consume a whole…
We’ll never see a player like Cristiano Ronaldo ever again. Only player to conquer 3 leagues!!!
💯 Two goals ➕ An assist ⚽️ 🎩 Incredible performance by STARBOY #LetsGoGeta | #AlmeriaGetafe
Men, ✌️ It is a wrap. The lessons move to our Telegram Channel. Topic: How semen retention cures erectile weakness. Link: t.me/+FHaoeJBjAhQ4O… #MasculinitySaturday
Frequent Horizontal Engineering session is a good indicator of a successful marriage. Infact as a man, you're supposed to visit Taptengelei site as many times as possible while you're still strong bcoz there comes a time in future when Kanini Kega & Dickson Munene will fail to…
Successful men have one thing in common: They do the work even if they don’t feel like doing it.
MASOOOOOON AGAINNNNN! 👽 We love you, Greenwood! 🔥🔥🔥 #LetsGoGeta
Men, If a man is struggling with sexual energy & libido, He must regenerate the pineal, thyroid, parathyroid, testes, & prostate. • Semen retention • Physical transmutation • Eat SALT, meat, & eggs • Learn how to breathe deep into these organs #MasculinitySaturday
Investments: $1,000,000 Checking Account: $1,000 “I’m broke.” Few will understand.
Jambo ndugu @KhalifKairo, it's me again. Ayaam here to remind you that, If she's good you don't need to keep validating ,those are signs of an insecure man; treating a lady extravagantly not out of love but out of fear she will leave. I think by now you should make good use of…
Nobody gives worse advice to women, than other women. Especially if they are "friends."
Men, Why do men today look older than their biological age? Because our sexual organs become decrepit faster than expected. When sexual organs become decrepit, other organs degenerate. Cause of decrepit organs - Masturbation - Careless ejaculation #MasculinitySaturday
Men, If your woman dances on Facebook Reels and TikTok, You don't have a woman, You have an advertising company masquerading as a woman. Stay away from those women. They are: • Emotionally chaotic. • Have babies from different men. • Fatherless. #MasculinitySaturday
Wife during an argument: "I'm capable, strong, independent, qualified, earn, & don't need your money" Wife in divorce court: "I don't earn, can't work, am incapable, on the verge of starvation & I need his money"
An easy definition of bad debt, ~No value created by the loan. ~No asset acquired by the loan. ~No money being generated by the loan. It's important to make sure that you are not taking a 5 year loan to finance a single day event or a single week happiness.
An easy definition of bad debt, ~No value created by the loan. ~No asset acquired by the loan. ~No money being generated by the loan. It's important to make sure that you are not taking a 5 year loan to finance a single day event or a single week happiness.
Men, If you are a man who grew up without a FATHER, Don't let this devour your mind. Accept your circumstances and begin fixing yourself to become the FATHER you never met. Your wife and children are looking up to the FATHERHOOD in you. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, A simp with money & a monkey with a gun have the same thing in common: - SELF-DESTRUCTION. A danger to themselves. Don't interfere. Simps think they will succeed where other men failed. Their self-implosion will be cataclysmic. DON'T BE A SIMP. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, Characteristic of simps: • Boastfulness • Arrogance • Belligrence • Demeaning other men This is because they have low self-esteem and lack self-confidence. All these uncouth behaviours are expressed in front of women to belittle other men. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, When bad incidents happen in your life • Loss of a job • Death of a loved one • Physical injury • Divorce Do not whine and cry. The universe has given you an opportunity to use the pain as fuel for growth. Pain fuels a better future. #MasculinitySaturday
Men, How to spot a simp, - Small I when referring to himself: "When i saw the girl." - More than 1 question mark: ???? - Dysphoric emojis 😍🤪😪😭💔 - Feelings: "i feel like this is wrong." - Double texting - Long paragraphs explaining his weakness. #MasculinitySaturday
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FULL TIME at Power Horse Stadium! @U_D_Almeria 1-3 @GetafeCF #LetsGoGeta
Laporte nailed another header! There’s no better feeling than rising up and delivering for the team! 🗼🆙
Happy with the win, let's keep it going! 🔥
Tuambiane ukweli, slippery weather condition around Kamariny stadium is determined by the state of mind, this Okra thing is a long con mummy. Money, random gift & vacations hapa na pale from your man erases friction faster than these Okra prokopanda. You can consume a whole…
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