@fentyheffa how in the hell does The Joker keep getting out of Arkham and nobody bats an eye? he just blew up a hospital last week. And he’s walking the streets!
@fentyheffa Poison Ivy asking me if I wanna party and I have work the next morning
@fentyheffa Leaving work Seeing Batman fight killer croc and croc throws my car and miss
@fentyheffa So proud of myself for starting my therapy journey. My Therapist is amazing. Yo she’s on tv right now! With the Joker? Oh that’s not…
@fentyheffa So why don’t we ever talk about Robin? Is that Batman’s kid or something? Because that 10 year old child is dodging bullets in a bright yellow cape. How is that not literally child endangerment? As a matter of fact what’s the Gotham DCFS number?
@fentyheffa me chasing the batmobile because batman sideswiped me
@fentyheffa So ready to clock out of work today! One last hospital delivery to a Nora Fries (wierd last name) and I’m done! Btw is it cold to y’all?
@fentyheffa Y’all won’t believe what happened to me today. I was minding my own business and I crumpled up a pice of paper, yelled “Kobe!” And threw it at a trash can but i missed and accidentally ended up littering. And next thing i knew…
@fentyheffa Today I suffered a moderate professional setback. Henceforth, I will build my entire personality around this singular event and dedicate every waking moment to getting revenge.
@fentyheffa You all, tonight I'm going to Wayne Enterprises' Annual Partnership Dinner Party as a reporter. If I were taken hostage please make memes in my honor. 🤓