I've decided to retire from Twitter. Thank you for the laughs and friendship over the last ten years. The idiot's Insta is in my bio. All the best, Stevie.
@StevieEvilCat *would give anything to hear you say ‘Ta, squirrel!’ one more time*
@Notasquirrel You made me laugh the most. Keep on keeping on. Ta squirrel.
@StevieEvilCat *plans to go on a Stevie The Evil Cat Memorial Bender* ** “Really, Sir? There are so many more helpful ways to remember Departed Friends!” “Such as…?” “Well you could organize a Memorial Bake Sale, or write a poem, or just sit around and-“ “Right. Bender it is!” **
@Notasquirrel I'm not dead squirrel, calm down.
@StevieEvilCat @Notasquirrel He's drunken himself under the table, that's about as calm as he gets. Jitters dragged him under the sofa so nobody will step on him.