Fake Vanessa L @fakevanessa
I am not the Chief Executive of Ordnance Survey. fakevanessa.blogspot.com Southampton, Palaeoland Joined May 2009-
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Sitting in a bar(celona) overhearing someone saying OGC and GeoJSON in the same sentence. This would never happen when I was in charge.
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.@vicchi Yes, that's the idea! And I'm so delighted to see OS's latest recruits following in the tradition I set.
.@cloudmade Could you unsubscribe me too? I'm changing jobs and my old email address will no longer work
Why does this post about me not follow "Co-Chair of the UN Committee of" with the phrase "World Domination"? ordnancesurvey.co.uk/about/news/201…
.@ianbetteridge That's not just "someone". I am the Chief Executive of Her Majesty's Ordnance Survey, I'll have you know.
I'm on Radio 3 defending the Chinese government. (Legal - pls check that investment is still lined up, thanks)
So we're still doing that frightful "encourage the freetards" thing? Legal - you were meant to be sorting this. #geovtransport
Pleased our astroturfers are fervently pushing bogus reasons why OpenStreetMap can't use OS OpenData (Legal - pls keep up payments, thanks)
.@charlesarthur If I have to listen to another one of @DrBobBarr's talks on the subject you can add "monotony" to that (Legal etc., thanks)
.@OrdnanceSurvey @andyov What is an "Android"? We have drones, do they count? (Legal - pls check it's nothing freetardy, thanks)
Now those responsible have been liquidised (you think we use *ink* on our maps?) here's the correct link: http://bit.ly/hwmF8B
What. The. Fuck? What are those freetards (including that fop @OsborneC and his mob) doing on my lovely web site? http://bit.ly/hwmF8
I see @paul_beauchamp's plan is coming on apace. Let me know how many of these hacks you get -- I need to order bullets.
Legal - as recognition for all your hard work, here's a fish in a barrel for you. Thanks http://bit.ly/aNyi6W
See, I'm not a fat cat. Even our finance director earns more than my paltry £190k. http://bit.ly/cfCaaJ (Legal - pls have him fired, thanks)
Brilliant. We'll have a kissing booth to raise funds at our conference, too. Legal, poison lip-gloss for the freetards?
Easter Eggs? Better still - have concealed an Easter Ripe Stilton at OpenStreetMap hack day (Legal - pls alert Environmental Health, thanks)
Not laughing any more. April Fools joke has gone on too long. (Legal: pull the plug. thx)
We've just installed an extra 56k modem to cope with the unprecedented demand (Legal - pls invoice Government, thanks)
:) @amber5065
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