Fake Disney Parks @fakedisneyparks
''It's all been sort of a dress rehearsal, and we're just getting started. On Twitter. Now, how do I make tweets?'' -- Walt Disney Fake Corporate Headquarters Joined November 2009-
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We are delighted to announce an all-new themed land based on our mutual dislike of Bob Chapek’s leadership of The Walt Disney Company
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If you have any questions while visiting, simply make a TikTok about them and our friendly cast members will respond when it goes viral.
Missed so much these past four years. But as Anna says, some things never change! Like how Epcot is still just “fine.”
It's me. Hi.
[keys the PA mic and blows into it a couple times] Um... can a long-dormant parody account come kick it for a few, while there's still time?
“Look, Disneyland is not your home. You need to leave now.” — Walt Disney
We now know the name of the remote trading outpost in Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge – Akron, Ohio! (And yes, Star Wars fans, it is where LeBron James is from.)
Oh, gosh... haven’t tweeted in a year. But nothing’s happened at Epcot for like, more than ten years, so, y’know.
Adding this to our "called it!" column. x.com/fakedisneypark…
Adding this to our "called it!" column. x.com/fakedisneypark…
This is not a joke, we are opening a whole themed land around "Avatar" at Disney's Animal Kingdom.
Disney is the answer, no matter the question! (Kidding, it's not a viable answer for the vast majority of questions. Get it together.)
THEME PARK PR 101: Announce Avatar Land opening date, then immediately announce the thing everyone's more excited about opens 2 years later.
1917... one hundred years ago. There is always a great, big beautiful tomorrow. x.com/paradeofdreams…
1917... one hundred years ago. There is always a great, big beautiful tomorrow. x.com/paradeofdreams…
Who would win in a fight: Merlin or Harry Potter?
Friendly reminder: the Main Street Electrical Parade is still going, but SpectroMagic got shredded into a zillion pieces. Enjoy your pin.
DID YOU KNOW? The Main Street Electrical Parade is 45 years old, and looks about 70.
Troubling times. A demagogue taking power, decades of civic progress at risk, and the Main Street Electrical Parade's back at Disneyland.
Maybe we're being WDI apologists, but - BUT! - we think the Guardians makeover could be pretty great. Here's hoping.
Lots of folks are sad to see DCA's Tower of Terror go. We don't get sad when cheap knockoffs of Florida rides close, but that's just us.
It's the final night for DCA's Tower of Terror! Another entry to the list of "rides no one cared about until we announced it was closing."
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From Channing Dungey, President of ABC Entertainment: "Roseanne's Twitter statement is abhorrent, repugnant and inconsistent with our values, and we have decided to cancel her show." There was only one thing to do here, and that was the right thing.
Quick update on our Cast Members: Jorge was deported Ahmed was jailed Chris had to go back to being Christine Sara was forced to give birth
That moment when your soul leaves your body.
Lies. Live in DLand. Eat, drink Starbucks. Wish upon stars n' shit for $. Call upon DLand cats for companionship x.com/fakedisneypark…
All you need is Disney and Starbucks! (Kidding, you need housing, income and supportive, meaningful relationships with other people.)
Our Epcot-inspired patio is on Apartment Therapy! apartmenttherapy.com/carries-morocc…
@fakedisneyparks That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever to me.
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Area Man Rides Shitty Coaster 10,000 Times blog.universalorlando.com/extras/hollywo…
@fakedisneyparks Doing sweet hoverboard stunts
The greatest band. The entire catalogue. Tonight at midnight. #BeatlesOnSpotify
great scott experience the future at walt disney's carousel of progress experience future technologies like laserdisc, laptops, and grandpa
I also have to wish a very happy birthday to WDW's Transportation & Ticket Center
@fakedisneyparks There's no crying in Disney Parks! THERE'S NO CRYING IN DISNEY PARKS x
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