Bobby Tables @fail_faster

opinions are my own Joined July 2010

Tweets

879
Followers

315
Following

5K
Likes

2K

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes

a year ago

A real tweet from the official White House account.

2K 591 5K 611K 379

View Details

WELKER: Your secretary of state says everyone who's here, citizens and non-citizens, deserve due process. Do you agree? TRUMP: I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. I don't know. WELKER: Don't you need to uphold the Constitution? TRUMP: I don't know

2K 4K 22K 3.9M 3K

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

a year ago

@DavidLeister @dearborndenim What phone did you use to write this tweet?

0 0 1 10 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

a year ago

@EverydayFinance @NelwynToes @JustinWolfers Ok, but if you're 15% return isn't inflation adjusted, it doesn't mean much.

0 0 0 9 0

View Details

𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚊 @fxckitattitude

a year ago

@NMoonitz @NagelNilson @JustinWolfers

1 2 7 529 1

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

a year ago

@PhillipB2017 @JustinWolfers What does have to do with eggs. We were made promises about eggs and we want answers.

1 0 0 136 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

a year ago

@randysellers @JustinWolfers Bro, they're eggs! They can't be stockpiled. What are you actually talking about? These were "day 1" promises.

0 0 18 605 0

View Details

Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers

a year ago

The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.

4K 6K 39K 2.5M 2K

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

a year ago

@FeralFeline25 @Mollyploofkins 16 years? Move goal posts much?

0 0 1 18 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

a year ago

@BellaCobb68 @Mollyploofkins This truly the laziest possible take.

0 0 0 21 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

a year ago

@Seth_Carl8 @Mollyploofkins Also, We _replaced_ landlines with cellphones. Its hard to frame the internet as luxury when it's required for kids to do homework and to apply to jobs.

0 0 0 8 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

a year ago

@Seth_Carl8 @Mollyploofkins You skipped real estate - clearly not a serious answer.

1 0 0 94 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

a year ago

@sovereignpath @iamfakhrealam @sama How does a human reading that tweet have the benefit of context? What context do we have that the AI does not?

0 0 1 4 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

2 years ago

@LawrenceDCodes @ianmiles @Perpetualmaniac I wonder if he knows the CEOs history. But I have sneaking suspicion he won't want to blame him after he sees the cover photo for the article. businessinsider.com/crowdstrike-ce…

0 0 0 5 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

2 years ago

@DanielR04416154 @Perpetualmaniac @ianmiles You do understand he provided NO evidence that it's actually a DEI hire. He just made that up and you ran with it.

0 0 0 9 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

2 years ago

@dedrick427 @Perpetualmaniac @ianmiles It's weird that you're mind went there when this isn't the first time the white male CEO lead a company that caused a massive outage. businessinsider.com/crowdstrike-ce…

0 0 0 9 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

2 years ago

@marlene_zw @Perpetualmaniac @ianmiles It's especially crazy that people want to blame DEI when this isn't the first time the white male CEO has lead a company that caused this type of problem. businessinsider.com/crowdstrike-ce…

0 0 0 8 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

2 years ago

@Perpetualmaniac @ianmiles It's weird that you gravitate towards blaming DEI, when this isn't the first time the CEO has had this problem. businessinsider.com/crowdstrike-ce…

0 0 0 5 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

2 years ago

@fiinancas @TrippSmith_com @Perpetualmaniac @ianmiles businessinsider.com/crowdstrike-ce…

0 0 0 6 0

View Details

Bobby Tables @fail_faster

2 years ago

@fiinancas @TrippSmith_com @Perpetualmaniac @ianmiles I'm sure CS management doesn't hesitate to take credit (and compensation) based on the successes of the dev team, but somehow they shouldn't be on hook when things go south? Also this is not the first time this CEO lead a company that caused a global outage.