Stranger Danger @ezEnzo
I'm not an alcoholic, but I'm very spiritual. Joined September 2008-
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You need a new bed. Every time I lay down it's like I'm hooking in to the Matrix.
Really? I order the 3 taco combo and I only got 2 tacos? Whered you learn to count, Sesame St? This wouldve never happened under Romney.
My check engine light doesn't work. Shouldn't their be a check light for that?
Have you ever wanted to eat something you know is so delicious but only after you dig in to it do you realize youre going to hell for it?
If the task of Crime Boss is too daunting, you may opt to try for the Crime Supervisor position.
If I'm understanding the saying correctly, once I lose both eyes it's all fun and games?
Business Idea: Designer Signs for Homeless Solicitors. Better signs attract bigger donations, of which a percentage is collected as a fee.
Due to popular demand, I have come out of retirement.
Every few years or so, song lyrics transition from "Na na na" to "La la la" to "Yeah yeah yeah" etc through the cycle
How in the world is a blind person supposed to buy cereal!? They'd go nuts shaking all the boxes! Or maybe cuckoo?
I'll pour all the pancake batter in a pot and make a potcake, I don't give a shit.
I thought Google had released a new version of Android until I realized I was trying to type this post on a Toaster Strudel.
When I get a new job, I'll ask for the application back and stick it up on the fridge. Let's see your wiener kids beat that
If I have a 50 percent chance of doing something right, I always do the opposite of what I would do next if at first I were to fail
Her: I love nerds. Say something nerdy. Me: bIjatlh ‘e’ yImev. Her: What’s that? Me: Klingon for ‘shut the fuck up’.
Imagine the brainstorming meeting for the first police siren.
Fun fact I learned from 4th of July: You can tell what material your clothes are made of by the way they burn.
Plenty of "identity theft" prevention tips out there, but I can't find anything on renting. I'd think there would be a large market for it.
Do homeless people find indoor sex kinky?
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