Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @evoque
“I’m sorry, Senator, but counsel has advised me not to answer any further questions.” ellegitlin.com Washington, DC Joined December 2006-
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@caitlin_brimmer There’s a kindly older gent in my section who loves bellowing “DP! DP!” every time the Nats have a chance at turning a double play.
Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
I want a pirate radio situation but it’s the sny booth in the NY/NJ boundary waters calling playoff games from a decommissioned water taxi
If Gary Cohen was able to call that Alonso HR he would have lost it completely
@susalooo Have you watched Evil? Because that’s a whole ‘nother level of batshit crazy.
@dreyesceron Right before his home race 🤠
@suzjdean same! they’re my AL team, and I’m so happy for the baby birds
roof down, windows up, heater pointed at my feet
Depending on where you live, you’ve got a few more weeks of prime MX-5 Miata season. What’s your plan for the off-months?
Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
no one should lose their jobs to ai except for mlb umpires
@relishdaddy they should put a commemorative marker in the concrete where you took him down a la Eutaw Street
@dcuniverse they should put a commemorative marker in the concrete where he ate shit a la Eutaw Street
Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
@thevoiceofevan Finny was all “I don’t wanna be traded”
@EmilieABegin Now I need an a cappella cover of Roundball Rock
“Go to Value Village that’s where all the heat is.” The heat in question:
R E T V R N
Your periodic reminder that town planning used to be an Olympic event. John Hughes won gold for Team GB in 1932.
@ECLamb I already don’t go to games where Qorbin’s pitching, but once I saw it was also Camp Day (so much high-pitched shrieking) I exchanged my ticket
@RobertStock6 paging @TheSavBananas
@Mother_Tongue this and Biden’s team using an event template with instructions to map the path to the podium shows goes to show how important preparation is to them
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