Super Evil Villain @evilyavillain
Not just evil, I'm super evil. Don't worry though, I'll still give you plenty of time to escape as I monologue and make ill advised life choices. Parody account Secret Evil Lair Joined March 2015-
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Some days you just have include big pauses in your schedule to contemplate the genius of your plan... And to give the hero time to show up
Look I'm not skulking around, the lighting system in here is just permanently set to dramatic and I have high cheekbones
I'd really appreciate it if you'd just let me get through the monologue before escaping I worked really hard on this speech. So many drafts
I want to rule the world because who doesn't want to rule the world!
Sure, I could just shoot @broodingYAhero right off the top but that would be much too easy and the author has a great idea for the 3rd act
If I come up with a sad backstory will you forgive all my murder and let me be part of the team? Cause one excuses the other right?
I just had my dramatic flip to fight for good... Wait. What do you mean I have to die valiantly now? GONNA BE EVIL AGAIN BYE
As soon as I get a PoV chapter, I cease to be a villain. It's like people have complex motivation or something.
As the moon rises so to does my need to laugh manically I'm like an evil, non hairy werewolf.
Well if we let children be more than one thing I'd have to murder them for being different and upsetting the system #alreadyabookforthat x.com/zxczxczbfgman/…
Well if we let children be more than one thing I'd have to murder them for being different and upsetting the system #alreadyabookforthat x.com/zxczxczbfgman/…
Wait no. Let me guess. I'm in Slytherin. Shocker.
As the evil king, I know I'm in trouble because this YA book is titled "Queen of X". Better keep an eye out for unsuspecting feisty usurpers
One of these days I would appreciate being written a personality. Thanks.
We accept the love we think we deserve. And I deserve it all. Love me or die.
I just tried to kill the hero... Why are all these people calling me their problematic child?
YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS MY LOVE x.com/evilyavillain/…
YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS MY LOVE x.com/evilyavillain/…
Did I kidnap you? Yes. Yes I did. Nice try on the seduction angle, I'VE FALLEN FOR THAT BEFORE. Not this time, princess. x.com/broodingyahero…
Did I kidnap you? Yes. Yes I did. Nice try on the seduction angle, I'VE FALLEN FOR THAT BEFORE. Not this time, princess. x.com/broodingyahero…
When I take over the world you'll be allowed to live until the hero comes to save the day x.com/i8ursocks_ha/s…
When I take over the world you'll be allowed to live until the hero comes to save the day x.com/i8ursocks_ha/s…
If I start the story with a significant other then the hero will swoop in, steal them, and nobody will care that I lost the love of my life
This is your blatant reminder that I'm evil because the writer didn't feel like building rationale. I AM EVIL BECAUSE I AM EVIL
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Me, to the world, because I am now your queen. Love me, bitches! x.com/evilyavillain/…
We accept the love we think we deserve. And I deserve it all. Love me or die.
@evilyavillain @unanimous_alice Isn't it kinda rude? Demon's have lives. You summon one and it might have been having a dinner with a loved one. Yes. Angry. You better run
@evilyavillain Because we all know, there are only four kinds of children: brave, smart, evil, and miscellaneous.
@evilyavillain Oh my gosh, I would LOVE to see a Hufflepuff villain! #killemwithkindness
@evilyavillain You were in Hufflepuff in one of my stories.
@evilyavillain Even for doing bad you need some quality like perseverance. We love you but we don't agree with your goals
@evilyavillain Does... does that make me a henchman? In the inner circle even?? HOT DIGGITY!!!
@evilyavillain On the bright side, in the end you'll still have fangirls willing to excuse you for any act of villainy
Legit using this in my real plot except, by the end, EVERYONE WILL CARE! #sympatheticvillain x.com/evilyavillain/…
If I start the story with a significant other then the hero will swoop in, steal them, and nobody will care that I lost the love of my life
@evilyavillain this makes me really sad. I never thought about it this way before
Quoting again 'cause: have now actually seen a movie in which the badguys wore capes 24/7 and swished them dramatically WHILE STANDING STILL x.com/evilyavillain/…
Look. I only became a villain for the outfits. Watch this *Swishes evil cape dramatically*
"Good idea. I need more minions. Young ones are easier to train and cost less to keep." x.com/evilyavillain/…
These parents are so trusting when I offer their children free scholarships to my 'school' for their 'education'
Stalking in evil darkness = The many unexplained (but very evil) scars and disfigurements. #NightLight #Villain x.com/evilyavillain/…
I stalk around in the dark a lot because I'm evil. I'm actually waiting for the minions to leave. I can't sleep without my nightlight.
@evilyavillain That is oddly the most adorable image
@ErisOReilly @evilyavillain I EXHIBIT ZERO SURPRISE also that's awesome :P
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