three dumpster fires in a trenchcoat @everyjones
99% hot gas Joined August 2012-
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Is this the first time in history this sentence has been spoken
@Buspirone15mg yesss i gotta spend more time in brockton
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Explaining that, while I *have* been shot down 16 straight times by women, the *shot quality* correlates to having 4 girlfriends on average.
And we used to clown on Brits for tv licenses
Des Moines running club faces steep fees, police threat for using park desmoinesregister.com/story/news/loc…
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Stay in your lane gringo we run this shit now
@UrbanIdeology @PunishedHoots ...why do Norwegians presume to know literally ANYTHING about tacos?
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Nah this edit is crazy 😭
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plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off
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Them: “Hey how’s that old car holding up” Me: “Purring right along.. never gives me any trouble!” The truth:
open the gun ranges, open the shooting galleries, america's children can't shoot for shit
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Es por qué son la generación ZZZ y no la XXX
La Generación Z está prefiere dormir en vez de tener sexo
Ejecto shitto cuz
Seres Auto has patented an in-car toilet designed for long-distance travel. It features a discreet slide-out mechanism that remains hidden under the seat when not in use, saving space while providing a quick solution for roadside emergencies.
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Running 2:35 while chugging a beer and calling it "party pace"
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me retiring by selling cigarettes to people born after 2008
JUST IN: UK officially approves lifetime smoking ban for anyone born after 2008.
God must have been high as fuck putting cranberry bogs in the mountains
“It’s not THAT expensive, my commute is only 90 minutes”
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Ese contador no tenía que reiniciarse 😔
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Devastated to report that this stupid fucking rock is still standing
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Des Moines is moving in ways the coastal mind can’t comprehend
Frances P Connolly @frances_6289
561 Followers 3K Following Hi I’m Frances P Connolly the power ball winner of £115m and now I’m here to donate £20 million to my lucky followers send a DM🎉 SURE GUTANTEED 💯
Noytel @NoytelKIcdf
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baseballmapper @baseballmapper
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SweetCee @FlawlesslyCee
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460 Followers 410 Following I like flamin' hot Cheetos. (she/her)
Kayla Holland @kaylaholland19
227 Followers 908 Following Auntie. New to collecting cards. Boston Sports til I die. #GoPats ☮️❤️🌈
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274 Followers 1K Following Supplier for Guitar, Pro Audio Equipment, Bass, Harmonica, Piano and other Musical Instruments
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At The Wayside @atthewayside
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39 Followers 358 Following
Massullo Music @MassulloMusic
1K Followers 1K Following Massullo Music has been specializing in brass and woodwind instruments since 2001. Official Trevor James Saxophone Distributor.
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39 Followers 40 Following 23 year old Boston to LA transplant working in audio post-production. Misadventures and ridiculousness galore.
En Värmländsk Jävl... @AngeliqueSjlund
7K Followers 99 Following Jo men jag gillar väl vin kanske. Inte så jävla PK. Ganska ful men kul. Bakverk, Pol Roger och högklackat – kaos med klass.
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Office of Masculinity... @loewehq
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Son Of Ham 🇧🇫�... @00SONOFHAM
459 Followers 2K Following Revolution advances,with the fatal and somber step, over the flowers cast by its devotees, through the blood of its defenders, across the corpses of its enemies
RockyNPS @RockyNPS
83K Followers 85 Following The official twitter page of Rocky Mountain National Park. Updates and important information.
RI Department of Stat... @RISecState
6K Followers 791 Following 🏢Supporting RI businesses ✏️Promoting civic education 🗳️Administering elections 🏛️Fostering transparent government 🗃️Preserving state history
roberto updates 🇵�... @robertoupdates
24K Followers 660 Following THREE LEGS THICK WAIST FIRST PLACE ‼️
Nordiska museet @nordiskamuseet
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Svensk Historia @svenskhistoria
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At The Wayside @atthewayside
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274 Followers 1K Following Supplier for Guitar, Pro Audio Equipment, Bass, Harmonica, Piano and other Musical Instruments
JB @AllTheTallThing
197 Followers 648 Following My name is Josh. I play bass in @ThePitsAus. It's kind of like Panic! At the Disco but good.
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256K Followers 4 Following Búscanos en FB e IG como Perritos que curan tu depresión (@perritos_qctd)
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Djurgården Hockey @DIFHockeyse
36K Followers 188 Following Herrlag i @SHLse | Damlag i @SDHLse | #DIFHockey | #AlltidOavsett | 🎟️ https://t.co/0cs4ygVwCG
Mass.gov Fake Tweets @MassGovt
12K Followers 176 Following Massachusett’s government. Former: Maine, Britain
baseballmapper @baseballmapper
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17K Followers 6K Following 🌵Official Twitter for WESLYNN | New EP Consuming Fire is out now!
College of Fine Arts,... @BUArts
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SweetCee @FlawlesslyCee
1K Followers 4K Following I bring absolutely nothing to the table... I'd even sell it shame😜😜😂🤣🤣🤣
David Morales @DavidMoralesPVD
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