Professor Tricia Would Literally Shit a Brick (TV) @esq_cb
Unofficial Letterkenny fan page, fulfilling all your wildest, SJW, leftist politics dreams & pissin' off Nazis, 1 Hard Right Jay at a time. Opinions are my own. facebook.com/groups/2433097… Letterkenny, Ontario Joined May 2018-
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New Single out today! Follow the link to listen :) mtfvrrec.lnk.to/ORs0GX
So loml sounds like it could be sung by phoebe bridgers song and the smallest man who ever lived brings a level of betrayal and anger in its lyrics and melody and vocals that I've only ever really heard out of @noahgundersen (who featured phoebe on Atlantis) so THAT'S a thing.
She's here and she's beautiful 🥹🥹🥹 The Wildest Winter portrait was painted by the lovely Rebecca Bright #BrightenArt @taylorswift13 @TaylorNation #TTPD #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT #TaylorSwift #evermore #midnights #lawtwitter
GRAB A FRIEND BUY A ROUND
. @taylorswift13 answer for your crimes against hearts 😭😭😭
AND DO I WAS OUT OF THE OVEN AND INTO THE MICROWAVE
DONT. TEXT. YOUR. EX.
So incredibly grateful and honored to contribute to this vast and ambitious album -- it's not lost on me how lucky I am that @taylorswift13 shares her insane talents and trusts me to help make this music ❤️I hope you enjoy all 31 songs as much as I do!!
So incredibly grateful and honored to contribute to this vast and ambitious album -- it's not lost on me how lucky I am that @taylorswift13 shares her insane talents and trusts me to help make this music ❤️I hope you enjoy all 31 songs as much as I do!!
What do we think the pages say, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy? Amirite @StephenKing???
Me when @JesseMcCartney releases new music on April 5th but @taylorswift13 releases new music on April 29th 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
This is my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please don't do marijuana. It's the most dangerous drug out there. Please don't wind up like Becky.
i might need more time to process the fact that taylor doesn’t use the oxford comma than i will need to process this album
i might need more time to process the fact that taylor doesn’t use the oxford comma than i will need to process this album
I CALLED IT
TheProduceStandPod @ProduceStandPod
5K Followers 201 Following The most prolific Letterkenny and Shoresy podcast! Recaps, reviews, and cast interviews. Subscribe now!Squirrely Mat🍁 @TheDudeNorth
1K Followers 1K Following A guy who knows a whole lot of nothing about a lot! #Canada #Parent #movies #music #craftbeer #letterkenny #shoresy #supportlocal Co-host of @producestandpodBilly Buttery 🎥 @ButteryBilly
1K Followers 762 Following Director of Photography on “Letterkenny” and “The Shoresy Show”. Look me up at https://t.co/koIluWsxUH Or just Google my name.r/Letterkenny @letterkenny_r
874 Followers 112 Following i’m Awesome @wdyminotawesome. gifs made to order. feed for r/Letterkenny. discord server: https://t.co/QydM5RzNJm.Dani ✦ Grandma @OWGrandma
12K Followers 777 Following ✨Art Director @ Letterkenny/Shoresy • Twitch Partner • Ana Amari Enjoyer • Social Justice Magical Girl • Any pronouns • Elder Queer ✨ ✨ https://t.co/r4Q5kWl2OD ✨No Context Letterkenn.. @ncletterkenny
10K Followers 1K Following @LetterkennyProb without context #Letterkenny | Unofficial fan account | Instagram: ncletterkennyLiz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following founding atty @ optimal counsel. startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_
7K Followers 4K Following Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.Alyssa Leader @alittleleader
35K Followers 3K Following public defender for kids and grown-ups | Cajun far from home | can guess your taylor swift era | she/herTiara is screaming in.. @MissRed187
530 Followers 758 Following Burnt out Special Education teacher. All around awkward. Just ur type. Actually Autistic, spoonie, slightly nihilistic, completely leftist queer AF human.Michèle Bobyn @mbobyn10
394 Followers 2K Following I teach in Sudbury, and drink tea. She/her. #NeurodiverseSquad #SudburyMagicbeautiful princess wi.. @rhymeswpicard
768 Followers 3K Following i’m a princess, i’m divisive | 23 | she/they | MétisThe Other J.C. - E PL.. @rpwhardware
2K Followers 4K Following Maine guy - pop culture nerd - TV addict - Keesoverse devotee - Green Bay Packers owner - animal lover - pretty much a Canadian according to Steve Patterson 🌊Burger 😻🤚ꪜ �.. @bitburgerburd
710 Followers 5K Following who’s afraid of little old me? ~ equal sign ~ 🇻🇳🇺🇸// Free Palestine 🇵🇸Hunter Hayes @HunterHaye92250
2 Followers 407 Following Flying Solo Tour: Season 2 On Sale Now Ear "Song About You" Out Now https://t.co/vNzVSMdttNOralia Clauson @OraliClau
69 Followers 5K FollowingDeeann Mutschelknaus @DMutschelkna
35 Followers 5K FollowingHailey is down bad @Yummy_P1ckles
888 Followers 1K Following ⋆⭒˚。⋆ Pathological Rep Clown ❦❧ Your Ivy grows, now im covered in you ❦❧ Hozier Girly ⋆⭒˚。⋆Orla ☆ @orla_pjo
483 Followers 820 Following secret gardens inside my mind | cabin 6 | TS edi N1 | Seen Harry live | ☆Yolonda Gathje @YolonGat
90 Followers 5K Followingalysha 🍉 misses ta.. @hauntedloml
1K Followers 2K Following 22 | swiftie since 2008 | #1 haunted stan | eras syd n3 & n4 | haunted x exile & wcs x ivy | gaylors dnishania 🫶🏼 |💡.. @shaniagracee_
1K Followers 2K Following swiftie since ‘08 ✨ fearless 6/2/10 🫶🏼 red 4/12/13 ❤️ rep 2/11/18 🐍 eras 23/2/24 & 26/2/24 🪩💕🧚♀️ 📍syd, ausBrooke 🪩🤍 @brookemswiftie
2K Followers 2K Following I cry a lot, but I am so productive…it’s an art 🪶 I love @taylorswift13 🤍 era’s atl n1 ✨ TNx1 🙏🏼 reader, bird watcher, dancer, social worker 📚Mari @unremarkably_me
559 Followers 1K Following autistic married mom 🏳️🌈she/her 🤍☮️90’s bby✌🏻🇨🇦// aspiring writer // insecure |introvert| // ♓️🩵💜🦋/ / the mentally illest \\ 🦋peachy @delicatesuper8
80 Followers 131 Following currently listening: taylor swift🩷, lana del rey🩷, charli xcx, ariana grande, sabrina carpenter🩷, dua lipa, madison beer, tate mcraeim right where you le.. @iwttdwytawc
35 Followers 71 Following I hope the sun shines and it’s a beautiful day 🧣 Since ‘09dani🪶🤍 @DownBadDanii
5K Followers 3K Following i cry a lot but i am so productive it’s an art ✨ senior swiftie - never met Taylor (yet!)🫶🏼 - Flavor Flav x4 - Jersey Mikes x 3 - header by @samirrorball🫶🏼sho hoe🐀 @ogshoshi
23K Followers 2K Following ✨️live✨️laugh✨️toaster bath✨️ just here to live tweet my mental breakdowns #actuallyautistic @alt_ogshoshi FREE PALESTINEAbby (Taylor’s Vers.. @fallenclean
4K Followers 6K Following We will stay. Here to support Taylor & make some friends. fan since 06. Speak Now & 1989, Debut, TPD favorite albums 🩵💜🤍💚 header by @swizzlegfxhowyougettheboy⸆⸉ @cowboylikejonah
3K Followers 5K Following ~22 and still growing up~ forever is the sweetest con • manifesting entering my rep/lover era evermore defender ~and~ glitter gel pen fanatic philly n2Swift Merch Goose Kin.. @TheTermiNathan
3K Followers 3K Following 31 • 🇨🇦 • Creator of @swiftpitch_py • Eras Tour Philly N1&2 • Amateur Programmer • Arnold x1 • Hockey/WWE/BoxingAmanda Watkins @AmandaWatk95690
0 Followers 5 FollowingWolfgang Kenny-Maltby @wolfkennymaltby
221 Followers 760 Following I tweet about things sometimes. lead developer on Coalition (half life 2 mod) https://t.co/HcpgTF0DdVMatt @goldcoasteels
451 Followers 680 Following Smorgasboard of terrible takes on footy, netball, motorsports, swimming, cricket, healthcare.Katii 🖤🩵💙�.. @KarmaisKatii
686 Followers 1K Following 39 | nerdy mom of 2 | AuDHD | Senior Swiftie | 92%er | ❤️💛 | TERFs, Jerks, and Bullies NOT tolerated. 🏳️🌈Monica Arias @MonicaAria23244
0 Followers 5 FollowingKathleen @kathleen11silva
120 Followers 3K FollowingTeresa Mutana @mutana22893
44 Followers 5K FollowingPatria Masseria @MasseriaPa76381
73 Followers 5K FollowingCourtney (Taylor’s .. @AugieTooWell
3K Followers 4K Following 29 and still growing up now. She/her ❤️ Taylor NOLA N3 ❤️ Forever #1 Timeless and Sweet Nothing Stan 👮🏻 I did my time 👮🏻Christine Washington @ChristineW66470
0 Followers 5 FollowingRebecca-Ambiguously O.. @jewbecca
950 Followers 3K Following Capitalism only works for people with capital. 2nd Gen American, eggless and proud of it, unemployed, low vision, single mom, gardener.Palmira Vleming @PalmiVlemin
42 Followers 5K FollowingLesa Thonen @les_thon
31 Followers 5K Followingus_Katherine_ @katherine_68110
16 Followers 1K FollowingAntique Swiftie over .. @Ancient_Swiftie
5K Followers 6K Following Official Antique, Vintage or Ancient Swiftie. I cry a lot but I am so productive. It’s an art. 🎶Raised my 4 daughters on Taylor’s music. 🫶🏼 #seniorswiftiesToni Gates @ToniGates271921
164 Followers 3K FollowingMallory Can Do It Wit.. @MalloryS
700 Followers 1K Following Swiftie, liberal, attorney, 👵🏻Millennial, human rights & immigration law, cats, makeup, econ, ex-Southerner, founder of Babes for Biden. Eras 3/17, 8/5, 8/7KJ (NEW) @Newkjnyc
109 Followers 582 Following Social worker, Criminal Justice Reform Activist, Survivor, Afro-Indigenous, Shawnee, HUGE KC CHIEFS girly. #gopokesJ🏳️⚧️🏳.. @tempest1944
933 Followers 3K Following Married with two kids, living in the stunning Comox Valley.Kevin Richards @Bemho24
355 Followers 685 Following Boston Sports Fan Retired Machinist , love warm weather and cutting grass , Greenskeeper @HaverhillGolf #BemhoGolf . Tweets are my ownDonna @langley_donna46
184 Followers 3K FollowingAnna(Taylor’s Versi.. @annasversion__
3K Followers 3K Following 28 #seniorswiftie | swiftie since 06’ 🦋|eras tour atl n1 and philly n2 ✨|manifesting a blondie encounter 🕯️ cat mom of 3 and lover of a gentleman 🐱 💍Evan Stern @evanjstern
32K Followers 647 Following Roald from Letterkenny (tv show) teylan in avatar (videogame) — ~*writer🫠 Streaming on https://t.co/MEViCk5PVpLetterkenny Memes @MemeLetterkenny
25K Followers 119 Following Unofficial Fan Page for the show Letterkenny. Mostly memes. @LetterkennyProbtrevor risk @SunshineSucks
5K Followers 2K Following Writer: @LetterkennyProb & @ShoresyHockey Come on Blarbie, let's go plarty.Billy Buttery 🎥 @ButteryBilly
1K Followers 762 Following Director of Photography on “Letterkenny” and “The Shoresy Show”. Look me up at https://t.co/koIluWsxUH Or just Google my name.Letterkenny Line(s) o.. @LetterkennyLine
3K Followers 155 Following Letterkenny schneef (SCHNIFF!) posted daily! Brought to you by Thompson’s Dairy, Mod3ans, and Jim Dickens Auctions LLC. Celebrating the Keesoverse community!Patrick 'Plywood' McN.. @dsbttv_potamkin
2K Followers 1K Following Connor on #Letterkenny most likely watching Beavis and Butthead re-runs. PayPal - [email protected] #plywoodmind @LetterkennyProbKaniehtiio Horn @kaniehtiio
35K Followers 4K Following Kanien’kehaka from the banks of the mighty Saint-Lawrence.Bear clan.Scorpio.Mama. ✨Jonathan Torrens @TorrensJonathan
121K Followers 7K Following I pretend to be people I'm not for money.r/Letterkenny @letterkenny_r
874 Followers 112 Following i’m Awesome @wdyminotawesome. gifs made to order. feed for r/Letterkenny. discord server: https://t.co/QydM5RzNJm.Shoresy @ShoresyHockey
25K Followers 0 Following Now streaming on @CraveCanada and @hulu. A @newmetricmedia production.Dani ✦ Grandma @OWGrandma
12K Followers 777 Following ✨Art Director @ Letterkenny/Shoresy • Twitch Partner • Ana Amari Enjoyer • Social Justice Magical Girl • Any pronouns • Elder Queer ✨ ✨ https://t.co/r4Q5kWl2OD ✨No Context Letterkenn.. @ncletterkenny
10K Followers 1K Following @LetterkennyProb without context #Letterkenny | Unofficial fan account | Instagram: ncletterkennyswiftie struggle twee.. @swifferstruggle
239K Followers 5 Following not affiliated with taylor swift, the swiffer cleaning products. fan account. dm for partnership.Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following founding atty @ optimal counsel. startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎Tyler Johnston @tylerjbjohnston
41K Followers 1K Following Ill do this tomorrow... #Letterkenny #FireBaseK Trevor Wilson @KTrevorWilson
71K Followers 2K Following Stand-up comedian and actor from Canada. Self-proclaimed “Man Mountain of Comedy” also I play Squirrely Dan on Letterkenny. [email protected] for bookingsAlyssa Leader @alittleleader
35K Followers 3K Following public defender for kids and grown-ups | Cajun far from home | can guess your taylor swift era | she/herbeautiful princess wi.. @rhymeswpicard
768 Followers 3K Following i’m a princess, i’m divisive | 23 | she/they | MétisKaya 🫶🏻🪩✨ @kyylien
9K Followers 2K Following “hold it further away so you get a better shot!” - Mariska Hargitay teaching me how to take a selfiedani🪶🤍 @DownBadDanii
5K Followers 3K Following i cry a lot but i am so productive it’s an art ✨ senior swiftie - never met Taylor (yet!)🫶🏼 - Flavor Flav x4 - Jersey Mikes x 3 - header by @samirrorball🫶🏼sho hoe🐀 @ogshoshi
23K Followers 2K Following ✨️live✨️laugh✨️toaster bath✨️ just here to live tweet my mental breakdowns #actuallyautistic @alt_ogshoshi FREE PALESTINEMallory Can Do It Wit.. @MalloryS
700 Followers 1K Following Swiftie, liberal, attorney, 👵🏻Millennial, human rights & immigration law, cats, makeup, econ, ex-Southerner, founder of Babes for Biden. Eras 3/17, 8/5, 8/7𝕝𝕪𝕕𝕚𝕒*.. @mirrorballydia
5K Followers 4K Following ⋆⭒˚。⋆₊ mirrorball girlie 🪩 ⋆⭒˚。⋆₊ ⊹ ||folklore stan🌲// pgh n2// miami n2 // 24 // TN x2eugénie⸆⸉ | PARI.. @eyesopen_stan
1K Followers 1K Following tayriana, pinkpantheress, and sabrina stan | free palestine | follow my priv @ag7track6Tay (UMG) Merch Probl.. @TayMerchProbs
5K Followers 4K Following NEW! Sharing #UMGMerchProbs (All Artists Welcome) Share your experience to activate change!! Poor Quality, Ignored Emails, Excessive Lead Times, No Refund…Taylor Swift Media @SnakesMedia
1K Followers 0 FollowingGianna Pidgeon (Taylo.. @gianna_pidgeon
506 Followers 771 Following Siena Nursing ‘26 Shen ‘22 She/HerNichole 🍉 @NWinchester1984
399 Followers 496 Following 💙swiftie💙 - 🤎 evermore and rep stan 🖤 - 💗 favorite ytubers snc and johnnie guilbert❤️🩹 - 🖤favorite shows are spn and tvdu🤍 🤍 in my ttpd era 🖤🐍castles crumbling @thelakessnakes
5K Followers 2K Following 21 | she/they | swifie since '09 | autistic and physically disabled | taylor is one of my special interests | 6/2/23 | 11/3/24Swift Merch Goose Kin.. @TheTermiNathan
3K Followers 3K Following 31 • 🇨🇦 • Creator of @swiftpitch_py • Eras Tour Philly N1&2 • Amateur Programmer • Arnold x1 • Hockey/WWE/BoxingTasia ⸆⸉🪩 @TS19_89
4K Followers 4K Following (pronounced like Taw-shuh) #SeniorSwiftie born 5 days after Taylor in 1989 thrifty merch collector🩷💜🩵Camille Sullivan @CamilleSully
3K Followers 778 Following Actor she/her ... Shelby Oaks, Hunter Hunter, Shoresy, Exile, The Disappearance... https://t.co/Q4CtUEJQBx https://t.co/IfOeBspmrQ…Xy 🐢👨🚀�.. @turtletayhayes
270 Followers 125 Following Swiftie, turtle lover, Pentaholic, and HH stan 🫶🏻elissa 🫶 echo era .. @marvelswift30
2K Followers 5K Following she/her 🎤🩷✝️ |17| Taylor Swift and MARVEL enthusiast 🤍 insta: elissa.perkinsBuffy Sainte-Marie @BuffySteMarie
24K Followers 938 Following After the beatniks and before the hippiesmia✨ PARIS N1 @TheLuckyMia
2K Followers 1K Following introvert until someone mentions Taylor Swift | The Lucky One and I'm Only Me When Im With You no.1 Fan | PARIS NIGHT 1 😭❤️ | She/Her | 🤍🫶Devery Jacobs @kdeveryjacobs
28K Followers 778 Following “just a kid from the rez who decided to go for it” — GM Davis • Kawennáhere or Devery, but not “K. Devery”camila the tortured p.. @cowboyIikemila
429 Followers 55 Following ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND POETRY.. swiftie since ‘06. 31 Yr old 🙋🏻♀️. Mother of 2 Swiftie Children, Juliet & Ronan. Taylor is my muse.Scarlett @ScarLyann
3K Followers 3K Following 26. Montana. Mom. Photography. Taylor Swift. I probably am drinking Diet Coke. I met Taylor 10/11/23! Co Founder of @SwiftAFRunningTerrill Tailfeathers @Terrilltf
44K Followers 29K Following Blackfoot. I mainly retweet for causes I believe in and things I find funny. No, I’m not on Facebook.Clare Zim, MD @ClareZimMD
2K Followers 2K Following Pediatric Hematology Oncology MD👩🏼⚕️🩺👶🏼🩸🎗️ Wife, Mom, Swiftie. Views are my own and not medical advice.hailey (taylor's vers.. @_hbrown13_
3K Followers 3K Following 27 • swiftie since '06 • swimming in a champagne sea • the future is inclusive • 🫶🏻Terah (Taylor's Versi.. @TinkSwift
4K Followers 4K Following Senior Swiftie (2006)🫶🦋 🤍tortured poet era🤍 Also🩷 Kelsea, Gracie, Rosie, Kacey, Maisie 🎶 INFJ & empath 💕be kind & authentic💕 Nature Lover 🌲🌊🐿syd ⸆⸉ 🪶 @eversnmore
10K Followers 8K Following ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀evermore enthusiast. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a senior 08' swiftie ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀she/her, 27 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀| t x 0 | tn x 0 |Sarah Klee Hood @SarahKleeHoodNY
6K Followers 2K Following Working Mom. Air Force Veteran. Dewitt Town Councilor. Native Central New Yorker. Running for Congress in #NY22 to fight for Social Security & Women's Rights.inter (nat)alia @subnominenat
3K Followers 2K Following The Queen of Citations and Mother of Rebuttals. views are my own, except when they are not. (she/her).Rhonda LeValdo @rhondalevaldo
5K Followers 3K Following Mom,Interim VP of Academics@Haskellu; Acoma,Host:Native Spirit 90.1 FM KKFI-KC,reporter Natl. Native News(radio),NotInOurHonor founder&Board,IndianCountryTodaywa:gö’-things that.. @LakotaMan69
1K Followers 303 Following -◽️-◻️_🌲_◻️-◽️- Haudenosaunee. plants seeds food medicinejail (taylor's versio.. @jailforswiftie
14K Followers 9K Following JAIL FOR SWIFTIES || this jail is designed for swifties with bad opinions ☆my other acc : @spndalia , @dalia_art_Nadine Bhabha @nadinebhabs
539 Followers 700 Following Actor | Writer | Whine Sommelier| IG: @nadinebhabsDallas Goldtooth @dallasgoldtooth
75K Followers 1K Following TV Writer - Actor - A co-founder of the 1491s comedy group - Climate Justice Advocate - OrganizerTaylorMerchWhispererB.. @swiftpitch_py
43K Followers 73 Following Live updates 🛍️ 🇺🇸 Taylor Swift Store • @swiftpitch_uk, @swiftpitch_au @swiftpitch_desnowglobe allie (swif.. @reckedmaserati
46K Followers 3K Following she/her never shutting up about the lover snowglobe | if you’re just here for swiftball I’m much less annoying over at @swiftballersSydney Irving | Singe.. @sydirvingmusic
707 Followers 1K Following New single “I Don’t Wanna Fight You” MAY 30 | Breedlove Guitar ArtistFranchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh
247K Followers 3K Following tv writer, producer, actress | podcast: #LemmeFixIt - as of 11/29/23 tweets by FR assistant Chloemusic struggles & win.. @musicstruggles1
354K Followers 214 Following talking about music can be hard @friend0fthebandNew Single out today! Follow the link to listen :) mtfvrrec.lnk.to/ORs0GX
@ExquisiteWill child star yes, but providing for her family? they were already rich enough for her dad to invest hundreds of thousands of dollars into big machine records to launch her career…
@north0fnorth Why the fuck was it nominated for best pop performance in the first place lol
Idk who needs to hear this but do not get “mine” in your boyfriends handwriting tattooed on your upper thigh I swear to fucking god
@esq_cb @hannahcabanas Yess😭😭🤣 imma hold off on it tho cause if I ever get a signed heart on anything I want that one on me forever😭🤣
@esq_cb @hannahcabanas No because I want some fucked up heart on mine 😭😭 I'd get it tattooed😁🙌🏻I'd get any heart tattooed honestly 😭🤣
Tonight really solidified my desire to try acting again. I didn't do it after high school even though it was all I did for years because I didn't think a fluffy Native girl would get cast. After @RezDogsFX I feel like there are opportunities for Natives out there now.
Every Friday Me: ok, want to get this to the partner by Monday morning. If I buckle down today, I should basically be done today. Every Friday at like 4: well buckle I did not
@esq_cb and when I say it will be well documented
The Native urge to support all campus encampments for a Free Palestine while also planning a heist to repatriate Geronimos skull from Yale secret society Skull and Bones
@hannahcabanas I’d definitely go for number 3. I always choose the hidden surprise option
Hello once again I am inside where cars won’t drive on me. Also inside they feed me and I don’t get rabies or bird flu
well, since you said it (also trigger warning) you deserve prison but you won’t get time