Emily Schumer @emilyschumer
🖤 Farmington, MO Joined February 2012-
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it’s the way 10 years later demi lovato outdid the original for me
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Yes, I re-recorded the vocals. 😏 Heart Attack (Rock Version) is out now. DemiLovato.lnk.to/HeartAttackRoc…
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me after being awake for an hour
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Subway CEO Just Assumed Cold Cut Combo Started Covid bit.ly/42juTUv
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How about this for a cross-generational collab
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"i can't go out, i'm busy" Me being busy:
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Me at 3:00 am reading tik toks comments trying my best not to laugh
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Me thinking I’m super approachable then realizing I always look like this
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You never know how long your words will stay in someone’s mind even long after you’ve forgotten you spoke them. BE KIND.
“You won't give your heart a chance to break, standing in the shallows, safe. Wish I could make you want to ‘cause you're something I can't undo. People say whatever falls just breaks but we could be the ones who stay.” 🎶🎵
Saying I feel defeated.... is the understatement of the year. 😔
Being a bad bitch is SO exhausting, tbh
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unfortunately for everybody I will keep doing whatever I want
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it’s the way 10 years later demi lovato outdid the original for me
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reciprocated energy >>>>>>
@CatrinaMore I’m happy you have found someone who treats you like a queen! 🥰🥰
Hi, friends & twitter loves. Here’s a thread about my recent journey of (to quote my girl Selena G) losing him to love me.
There is someone out there, waiting for you and you probably haven’t even met them yet. Your struggles, your heartbreaks, your downfalls will lead you to them. Appreciate the lows because we wouldn’t have the highs w/o them.
We accept the love we think we deserve. I challenge you to accept the love you DO deserve. YOU 👏🏻 ARE 👏🏻 WORTHY 👏🏻 So act like it ❤️
If you’re still reading this - wow thanks for coming to my ted talk. It’s just been hard to explain all of this to people in person. I just want someone to take from this that they shouldn’t settle. Don’t ever settle. Expect the respect you give yourself.
So as it’s only been a week, it still aches a little but I feel better everyday. I’m content. I deserve the world. And I’m not taking any less.
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