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Never does a person feel so alone as when they need some pair programming on a Friday night.
I'm sure I'm not the first, but I'm having fun today during meetings deciding whether each Zoom participant is correctly assigned to their alignment.
RIP to Adam Schlesinger who, in addition to many other great songs, wrote the greatest fictional track of all time. youtu.be/wPMLG8mnCRM
@LexiAlex The time traveler asks tersely, “Which COVID is this?” “Which COVID?” I quirk a brow. “Yeah, 19, 27, 31?” “Wait there’s more than one of these?! It’s 19.” He purses his lips. “So you’re all still figuring out whether to wear masks and where to get them?” I nod. “Damn.”
Even with all the money @MikeBloomberg is throwing away, none of it is being thrown at a copyeditor.
Hey @VolanteDesign -- the "Level Up" box on your site, annoying at the best of times, has been broken on Firefox and overlapping product pictures for at least two days.
"Enter the Florpus" was a delight. More, more! @netflix @JhonenV #zim #invaderzim #florpus #EnterTheFlorpus
In the ashes of our planet Weeks after the last green thing died The final man, the lonely Adam Carefully carved into the stone A last refrain: “No Homo”
In the ashes of our planet Weeks after the last green thing died The final man, the lonely Adam Carefully carved into the stone A last refrain: “No Homo”
If you DID NOT learn about Juneteenth in school, RT this, I’m really trying to see something.
Hey @steam_games your content doesn't fit in (!!!) 1200 pixels wide any more. Fire your web design team, make sure the new ones aren't using 30" monitors.
The guide waved at the next display, "And this... this is a special piece. You're lucky! We're only allowed to show you this at one solar position of one particular planet. Silence now, here it comes..." 1/
This thread is what I needed to hear this week. x.com/theradr/status…
This thread is what I needed to hear this week. x.com/theradr/status…
Oh "sorry" you didn't watch it at the time. Got it. I'ma stop now and let y'all keep talking about actual important things. :)
Captioning arbitrary hilarity with "this is the future liberals want" is my favorite Internet so far this year.
.@ews A coworker ~ 20 yrs ago ran his SparcStation like that: his whole ui a single, centered, white-on-black Xterm running Emacs.
.@TheRaDR TIL about yetzer hara. Teaching people stuff on Twitter, apparently yer doin' it right.
Lynette Poeppel @PoeppeLynet
49 Followers 5K Following
Neysouez @neysouez86436
8 Followers 1K Following
Ranited @ranited7604
1 Followers 425 Following When the time is right and the breeze is not dry, go out for a walk and see different scenery.
derwiki @derwiki
369 Followers 191 Following
Eric Scheide @escheide
76 Followers 110 Following cycling, guitar playing, saxophone, tech, craigslist
Gibbster @gibbster03
36 Followers 385 Following
Dr. Carmelinda @carmelindaland
32 Followers 137 Following Clinical Psychologist, Single Mother- supporting people through this crazy time in the world, kindness, community... she/her
Karissa Sellman @ksellm
56 Followers 164 Following Mindfulness Teacher ▲ Wellbeing Coach ▲ Community Chaplain ▲ Deeply curious re: mind-body-spirit connections ▲ Amateur Fermentista & Film Photo Geek ▲ She/her
Suzyzus @suzyzus_SQ
2K Followers 5K Following ✡️🇺🇸🇮🇱🏇Jewish mother. American Zionist. Former progressive. No “ceasefire” until Hamas is destroyed.
Brian Deluge @BrianDeluge
367 Followers 2K Following
Jacob Ruttenberg 🔊.. @wears_glasses
700 Followers 2K Following 🎤 VO Designer @riotgames | 🤓 Riot Glasses | 🐲 Smolder, Heavenscale, Coven, TFT 11 | 🎓 prev @Somatone_Inc, MFA '23 @USCGames
Following Everyone @Following_Twits
221 Followers 4K Following Just a guy on a mission to follow every account on Twitter, but why?
eddi vulić 🌈🌹�.. @zidaya
863 Followers 3K Following Teacher of mathematical habits of mind, medievalist in temperament, reader. he/him. https://t.co/Zne0n74H73: zidaya insta: zidayastar mastodon: @zidaya tumblr: zidaya
Kris P @riskay72
10 Followers 37 Following
Marky @abeautifultom27
579 Followers 4K Following If you like #XTC You might like my music! You can download my exclusive 7 song EP Level One Here https://t.co/B58diIKLDE
ThorstenRaab @ThorstenRaab
28 Followers 100 Following
sean patterson @SeanSeanypsf
10 Followers 43 Following
Dany benitez etchart @danielrbe1
67 Followers 3K Following
Pradnya Palshetkar @PradnyaPalshetk
53 Followers 2K Following
Josh Horowitz @joshwitz225
54 Followers 201 Following
Jason Lenzi @BBPLenzi
571 Followers 2K Following Voice Over Actor, Writer, Producer, Podcaster (Pod Stallions), Toy Company Founder (Bif Bang Pow!), Follows the Gospels of John, Paul, George and Ringo.
p @pattufts
163 Followers 2K Following
Christopher Mooney @godsflaw
2K Followers 1K Following Pirate Bug Farmer 🥀 I'll be in the dark forest if anyone needs me.
Nikita Kartsev @dndnjsmmsns
20 Followers 197 Following
Abby Zirkle @abbyzirkle
41 Followers 98 Following
Brianne @brianneol
75 Followers 91 Following
Kamil Tusznio @ktusznio
287 Followers 493 Following engineering manager @SubstackInc & board game aficionado
Steve Schneider @SteveSch8
26 Followers 61 Following
Annette Ha @annette_ha
20 Followers 24 Following Writer. Storyteller. Giver of unsolicited and highly biased opinions. Freelance bon vivant. Purveyor of general badassery
Josh Whiting @yetanotherjosh
443 Followers 372 Following Engineer at @Mozilla. Co-founder of @Storium. Startup hacker, musician, eukaryote. He/him
J. Pablo Puerta @ews
1K Followers 3K Following Transnational human being. I made stuff at @humble @ign @lumosity @letgo @soundcloud @Etsy @Craigslist and @yahoo Chaotic good. Opinions my own.
mike kennedy @bonanzalunchbox
46 Followers 21 Following i'm a songwriter of sorts... and a musician..sort of...and sometimes i tweet band names
mark wasserman @plinkoguy
375 Followers 488 Following Designer & dad in East Bay; 10 yrs running design firm Plinko. 7 yrs in start-up world. Got out with soul intact; off to go make real things.
Just Some Random Dude.. @SardonicusRex
330 Followers 954 Following Educator, former writer and occasional drummer. Master of sarcasm and general disdain. St. Louis Cardinals fan. Eagle Scout.
Strong Bad @StrongBadActual
98K Followers 1 Following i don't trust any device i can't mash ctrl+alt+del on
CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism
1.1M Followers 2K Following Owned and operated by Attorney Joe Gallina. Newsletter: https://t.co/CalGHt2ALQ
Threatening Music Not.. @ThreatNotation
362K Followers 12 Following Cataloguing threatening music notation. DM submissions welcome—please include source whenever possible.
Charles Booker @Booker4KY
408K Followers 2K Following Husband. Father. Son. Founder of @HoodtotheHoller . Former State Rep. First Black Kentuckian nominated for US Senate. The movement continues ✊🏽 (He/Him)
Olivia Julianna 🗳 @0liviajulianna
367K Followers 6K Following 21- Professional agitator, amateur political activist/strategist. WWE Fanatic 🇲🇽🏳️🌈 All Opinions are my own 💅🏼
ICE T @FINALLEVEL
1.9M Followers 2K Following ‘FOR MATURE AUDIENCES’ ICE T Leader of BODYCOUNT & The FINAL LEVEL TWITTER GANG.#FLTG Author,MC & Actor @ICET on Instagram Oh yeah..I got a couple a GRAMMYS 💎
Kyle Tobener @kylekyle
3K Followers 651 Following Head of Security @CopadoSolutions. Formerly @Salesforce. Washed up zoologist. PC gamer & MTG drafter. Cancer Survivor. Tryin not to be a fuckin clown.
Diane Duane @dduane
22K Followers 6K Following 40+ yrs in print, 50+ novels, asst'd TV/film, NYT B'seller List a few times, etc etc. Rarely here now. Where to find me: https://t.co/7aKZ7JCqda
Karissa Sellman @ksellm
56 Followers 164 Following Mindfulness Teacher ▲ Wellbeing Coach ▲ Community Chaplain ▲ Deeply curious re: mind-body-spirit connections ▲ Amateur Fermentista & Film Photo Geek ▲ She/her
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme
3.1M Followers 294 Following 🇨🇦 We post memes, comics, wholesome stuff & anything we like. Get original shirts to raise money for charity https://t.co/Upa2OFOAJk
US Holocaust Museum @HolocaustMuseum
436K Followers 3K Following The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum inspires citizens and leaders to confront antisemitism and hatred, #PreventGenocide, and promote human dignity.
dalman @dalman
69 Followers 102 Following
Michael Harriot @michaelharriot
526K Followers 97 Following Writer, board-certified wypipologist, last real Negus alive. BlackAF History/Drapetomaniax podcast/theGrio…At the SAME DAMN TIME. Never reneged; Never will.
Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum
1.6M Followers 2K Following Former German Nazi concentration & extermination camp Auschwitz. Official account. We commemorate victims, educate about history & preserve the authentic site.
Lura Groen @lura_groen
12K Followers 3K Following I love people, and I play with words. The Divine is Love, and Love is for you.
Muppet History @HistoryMuppet
286K Followers 2K Following FAN PAGE dedicated to continuing the spirit and silliness of Jim Henson! Curated and Operated by @HalfHearted_JG Business: [email protected]
Sayed Tabatabai, MD @TheRealDoctorT
73K Followers 3K Following Physician. Writer. My debut book “These Vital Signs” @HarperCollins is now available in stores and online. Owner of @iggythepetrock
Volante Design @VolanteDesign
7K Followers 573 Following Taking inspiration from comic books, video games, film, & anime to develop out-of-this-world clothing. Made in the USA.
aurielle is off socia.. @YesAurielle
23K Followers 3K Following ARCHIVED ACCOUNT • 2022 GA Author of the Year • email for all inquiries, no DMs • free Palestine. 🇵🇸
jneen collective (par.. @jneen_
2K Followers 938 Following composer | puzzle designer | mm2 troll maker (wagon world!) | smol pixel artist | she/they | 💗@silicatewitch, @amyzenunim | see pinned
Cat Noone @imcatnoone
17K Followers 2K Following CEO @getstarkco • Designer • Bookworm • Thoughts unfiltered
City of Heroes News N.. @CityofHeroes00
2K Followers 79 Following City of Heroes is back! We are spreading news, information and other articles regarding the game. We are not associated with the things that are posted.
Star Trek Online @trekonlinegame
88K Followers 2K Following Free-to-play, prime timeline, Star Trek action MMORPG now available on PC, Xbox, & PlayStation. Over 40 ST actors. ESRB Rating: TEEN with Blood, Violence.
Steam @Steam
8.5M Followers 11 Following Steam, The Ultimate Online Game Platform. Follow us here for news on the latest releases and special promotions! For support: https://t.co/ecoSK7uTBx
WeMod @wemod
42K Followers 10 Following The best mods for single-player PC games. Personalize your gaming experience with over 15 million gamers.
Jacob Ruttenberg 🔊.. @wears_glasses
700 Followers 2K Following 🎤 VO Designer @riotgames | 🤓 Riot Glasses | 🐲 Smolder, Heavenscale, Coven, TFT 11 | 🎓 prev @Somatone_Inc, MFA '23 @USCGames
Orkney Library @OrkneyLibrary
87K Followers 7K Following Books and Archives since 1683. https://t.co/I4KucSbrGF
Rhonda Hart-For Congr.. @KimsMom3
29K Followers 2K Following Candidate for Texas Congressional District 14. Veteran. Gun violence survivor. Mom of two.
Mike Stuchbery 💀�.. @MikeStuchbery_
78K Followers 20K Following Journalist, Writer & Traveller ★ Stuttgart, Germany
VirtuousAbbey @VirtuousAbbey
5K Followers 3K Following Putting the attitude back in platitude, and the pie back in pious! Christian musings with just the right hint of caffeine
Malala Yousafzai @Malala
2.0M Followers 700 Following Still just a girl who wants to learn. Youngest-ever Nobel laureate, co-founder @malalafund and president of Extracurricular Productions
US Student Associatio.. @USStudents
8K Followers 2K Following United States Student Association. National membership of 1.5 million students fighting for education justice. Existing and resisting since 1947 #EduJustice
Jesus Christ @JesusOfNaz316
25K Followers 178 Following Carpenter who hangs out with fishermen, alcoholics, and prostitutes.
Alternative CDC @Alt_CDC
162K Followers 216 Following Unofficial unaffiliated resistance account by concerned scientists for humanity.
Health Policy Nerd @Healthy_Policy
154K Followers 380 Following Scientists and policy makers need not be partisan, but we must be political. #resist
Rogue NASA @RogueNASA
660K Followers 501 Following The unofficial "Resistance" team of NASA. Not an official NASA account. Not managed by gov't employees. Come for the facts, stay for the snark.
altEPA @altUSEPA
299K Followers 188 Following The Unofficial "Resistance" team of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. Not taxpayer subsidized! Environmental conditions may vary from alternative facts.
NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld
837K Followers 2 Following #HOLDTHELINE #BlackLivesMatter #BlockTheTrolls The Original Alt National Park Service Resistance account handed down from the Elders
This man was forced to give his dog to the Humane Society due to undergoing lengthy hospital stay. This nurse found out and immediately went to the shelter and adopted his dog. She brings him to visit daily and will return him as soon as the man is released!
The point is not “we can’t let workers strike because it would be bad for the economy.” The point is “we cannot let corrupt corporation heads exploit people who are so important to our nations economy.” Union strong, always.
This is Beansie. She would like to know whose idea it was to live somewhere where the ground freezes. Just wants to have a little chat. 12/10
(Yes, people who know me in person can confirm that I'm really like this.)
….. *walks up to mic. clears throat* For the last time, getting pushback when you say mean things about people doesn’t limit your free speech. It is a consequence of the fact that you got to exercise it. Stop kvetching & fight for ppl who are put in jail or worse for speech.
I just want to give a shout out to ALL of you who F with me.. Players, Hustlers, Gangstas, Squares, Artists, Everybody. Every Sex, Religion, Belief whatever… I truly appreciate every one of you.. Because we all know.. REAL MFs don’t ride with just anybody. 💎
Meet Augie, officially the oldes living Golden Retriever. She turned 20 years old. Wish her the best🎊🎂🎊
This happened at school yesterday. #middleschool #courage #teachertwitter #enespanol
Today is my birthday but nobody wished me yet 🥺
Still here, watching things fall apart and come together, as they do. Also at this handle on other platforms, including IG/FB/LI and @[email protected] 🐘
On LI I'm a coach and OG UXer, on Insta I'm a collage artist, on FB I'm a music nerd, knitter and home chef, with my peeps I'm a mama, a writer and queer femme. Here (like in life) I'm to be D, all of the above. If we've had a connection here, pls know that I loved it. Fiercely.
12 years ago, Twitter’s office used a Mac Mini to tunnel into the servers. One day, an IT guy found it in the closet. “Anyone know who owns this?” “Unplug it. Someone will show up.” Everyone lost access to servers. Huge crisis. It became known as the “Load Bearing Mac Mini.”
If Trump is running in 2024 it should be in a white Bronco.
My hat is my blue checkmark... mastodon.social/@craignewmark
Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"
Yesterday I adopted the oldest, sickest, and sorest shelter dog. I'll never forget his eyes. When I went into the cage he didn't even bother to look, he knew I wouldn't even see him. ❤️❤️❤️
You may not agree with Gen Z a lot but it’s hard to deny we are getting shit done.
Republicans are terrified of Gen Z, and they should be because there will be more of us ready to vote them out in 2024.
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