Elise @eli5aur

They/them | ya come here often? Joined June 2021

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chris, most of the time @chrisbecauseidk

a year ago

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a year ago

My office mate just told me I’d make a really successful straight man because, and I quote: “I feel like all the girls back in college wanted a little artsy boyfriend”

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a year ago

Talking to me cishet office mate about transness: Her: “idk I just got lucky with the default settings”

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2 years ago

My office mate just told me I’m dressed like someone who would like oatmeal. I’m pretty sure that’s the worst insult I’ve ever gotten

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2 years ago

The anesthesiologist mid tour of the hospital I’m supporting: one second let me make sure my patient is asleep Long story short I saw my first surgery yesterday

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2 years ago

My parents vacuum sealed Thanksgiving leftovers to have when I got back from Canada. Mega W

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2 years ago

Cereal and milk but it’s granola and drinkable yogurt

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2 years ago

Who in their right mind vacuums their entire apartment at 10pm on a Sunday? My upstairs neighbor, that’s who

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Going from a student at a university that was very anti-a.I. (for good reason) to working at a tech company that encourages using it is very weird. Like wdym put my design into Microsoft copilot? Don’t yall want me to work

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2 years ago

@Slim0thy She’s a cat, and also, she doesn’t have thumbs. Not: she’s a cat and cats can’t have thumbs

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2 years ago

Sometimes when I’m at work wondering how my cat is doing I think I should text her to check in but she’s a cat and doesn’t have thumbs

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2 years ago

@Slim0thy Yeah but mine doesn’t. Did you even read the post

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2 years ago

Just bought a kindle, now need to learn how to crochet and read at the same time and I’ll be unstoppable

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2 years ago

@KJPang Might as well start working on it now 🤷

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2 years ago

It would be crazy if one of my friends had a baby (because I still feel like one myself) but I would crochet them a fire baby blanket

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2 years ago

I’m gonna go on my phone I deserve a break (I had one 30 minute meeting)

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2 years ago

Idk what I did to piss off the universe but she is not happy with me

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2 years ago

@coleslawcola Yes Cole that’s like strategy numero one

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2 years ago

I have a jar of HOMEADE pickles from my mom that I can’t open send HELP It shocks me to say but I miss the plethora of gym bros in my vicinity while I was at school