The Eggplant FSU @eggplantFSU
FSU’s leading satirical news network. Established in 2014. Send all business inquiries & strongly worded letters to: [email protected]. linktr.ee/Eggplant.FSU Tallahassee, FL Joined January 2014-
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FSU Student Union’s Proof Brewing Co. Opens “Baked", The Marijuana Sister Store rb.gy/0w0q6f
Guy Pulls Reverse She’s the Man in Order To Play Soccer at FSU rb.gy/tof5fq
Happy Birthday Ms. Killings! Thank you for making it all worth it most of the time<3
Hope everyone is ready for Faye Webster aka Tallahassee WW3 today 🫡
Top 10 Software for Your Computer rb.gy/jdwny0
Surviving Burnout and the Search for a Summer Internship and Coping With Seasonal Depression and Oh God We’re All Going To Die rb.gy/7waqr5
“George Santos Announces OnlyFans page” rb.gy/fcoeg7
me and bestie waiting for spring break to start
Publix Worker Accidentally Accomplishes Nuclear Fission by Slicing Deli Meat Too Thin rb.gy/vbsxts
Our official 2024 Bingo Card rb.gy/xhewqi
at least my mom wished me a happy Valentine’s Day
love is dead and meaningless and no one want me
Mike Norvell Partners With Proof Brewing To Unveil New “Mike” IPA rb.gy/qqath0
about 10 years ago @hbarber17 and I launched FSU's first satire publication @eggplantFSU. I'm so proud that it's still around today, and has gone through many cycles of talented ppl working on it :') grateful to everybody who's ever worked on the silly lil egg, happy anni🍆🖤
NFL Institutes a “No Horseplay!” Rule Following Complaints From Parents rb.gy/6jxk25
Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool
59K Followers 867 Following Direct Affiliate of @BarstoolSports l Not affiliated w/ FSU l https://t.co/zcBoYRbCsq GO NOLES
Madison Social @MadisonSocial
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Florida State Univers.. @FloridaState
127K Followers 2K Following The official Twitter account for Florida State University. https://t.co/EQZsTVAewR https://t.co/jyfpo1p2Jp…| https://t.co/gU0k8oJKTD |
fsuprobz @fsuprobz
8K Followers 177 Following washed-up grad (c/o 2015) who tweets about football #gonoles
taylor!!!!!!!! @hahahataylorrr
332 Followers 958 Following
David Plack @davidplack
5K Followers 1K Following I coach band at Florida State University. Husband to Jackie. Dad to Camryn, Carys, and Dylan #GirlDad(x3). Runner. #ATDT #GoPackGo🧀
Emma “annoying” B.. @shmemmablake
417 Followers 995 Following hi can i use your bathroom??????? costumes & wardrobe in nyc theater | venmo:emmablake
Jonathan Marcus @JonathanMMarcus
1K Followers 1K Following meteorologist via fsu. hazards geographer via unc. huntsvillian. opinions are solely my own. he/him/his.
Big Time Maca @big_time_maca
1K Followers 2K Following content & raps my guy!! Get tix to my shows/vids/merch ⬇️
ell.i.ot @m4ngr0ve
330 Followers 963 Following sucking down darjeeling with marie antoinette. and her little sister | he/him | ACAB | https://t.co/tBgntBqP5r
Mal @mallarduckmal
175 Followers 377 Following blast me to the moon the aliens are ethical // she/her/hers
b @Rox3294
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blia @bliaclown
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fart3 @weboughtsmosh
40 Followers 38 Following
Katherine🍊 🇺�.. @ksmpeacock
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BRONCOS NUGGETS AVS @JeremyM44575022
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Libertarian Party of .. @LP_Florida
9K Followers 1K Following Official X account of the Libertarian Party of Florida (LPF). Defending Freedom since 1987. We promote free markets, civil liberties, and peace.
Jehovany Batalonga⭐.. @JehovanyB7
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Jsae @Jsae173
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Gary Cottingham @GaryRCottingham
788 Followers 2K Following Writer, Marketing Consultant, Entrepreneur. Love, laugh, & learn.💙Democracy🌊, Family, #FSU, History, Stoicism, making music. "Live Immediately!"🚫Fascism
Jamie @it_is_me_jamie
3 Followers 28 Following
Amelia IslaNole | The.. @TheFemiNoles
29 Followers 235 Following All female hosted college football media, more specifically focused on FSU Football
Kim @Kim833712337255
35 Followers 489 Following I'm just a 51 year woman who is tired of the whole b.s and just want to meet interesting friends, not looking for relationship or anything,got a grown up.
Revenge Mike @Revenge_Mike
35 Followers 127 Following May the tears I cried in 2023 lube the cheeks I clap in 2024. The Revenge Tour Begins Now
Forrest Becker @Beckerestate1
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Caroline Mcmenamy @CarolineMcmen10
0 Followers 7 Following
Blind Eye Black Eye @BlndBlk67823
112 Followers 521 Following Apparel brand recognizing the CFP committee turning a blind eye to Florida State University while providing all of college football with a big, black eye.
Merci Me @mercielena
112 Followers 526 Following Hard work doesn’t guarantee success, but it absolutely puts you in the best position to be able to achieve it.
Kevin Dissanayake @KevinDissanayak
18 Followers 165 Following supporter of the bulls racing stable since '17
Squid @TrainWreckSquid
16 Followers 148 Following
Agertoon @agertoon94434
41 Followers 92 Following
slipeasy @slipeasy1988
185 Followers 724 Following
Mackenzie @Mackenzie4534
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Kelly Mondesir @KellyMondesir3
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Boone Ereckson @BooneEreckson
407 Followers 432 Following Aspiring Sports Writer/Radio Host. Member of #NoleNation. Carolina Panthers fan. Arsenal fan. Giving 'em the Bizzzzzzness
Elsie Walters Collier @collier_walters
54 Followers 384 Following Go Elon! Not a boomer so no, just no. Guarantee: I'm wiser than anyone younger. Probably: I'm smarter than you.
Sam Tallis @Sam__Tallis
1K Followers 3K Following ➡️TXO LLC ➡️ANVL Entertainment ➡️Florida State University ➡️Texas Christian University ➡️ Linkedin: https://t.co/8hiR94JmiA
Williams rose @williams_r13963
35 Followers 172 Following
Arjun ji rajpurohit @ji_arjun59458
451 Followers 4K Following
Casey Bradford @BrothaCase
4 Followers 67 Following
DavesNotHere @DavidPi59426063
2K Followers 5K Following NoleBlooded and Unconquered. Wit, Grit and full of 💩 describes me best. Underestimate no one
moentrets @moentrets
0 Followers 230 Following
Red Rose Film Club @RedRoseFilmPod
687 Followers 2K Following A leftist film podcast for you and your comrades. Hosted by Hal (@shestructured) and Craig (@KegFreighter). Tallahassee, FL based.
Jer Watson @WatsonJer
687 Followers 5K Following
kk @blupley
25 Followers 127 Following
Karen Anne @MackinMackin1
858 Followers 4K Following Love is surrender ❤️ A star in Life 🌟 A star in Heaven 🌥 ✝️
Kelly @KellySnow777
2K Followers 3K Following Back from 1/7/20 ban, finally.Thx VK and Elon. Ultra MAGA. Baltimore and Florida RE Broker, Mother, Wife and light warrior! #WWG1WGA #XRP, #XLM,#DOGE,#SHIBA
Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool
59K Followers 867 Following Direct Affiliate of @BarstoolSports l Not affiliated w/ FSU l https://t.co/zcBoYRbCsq GO NOLES
FSU Football @FSUFootball
489K Followers 662 Following 3x National Champions. 16x ACC Champions. The official football account of FSU Athletics.
Madison Social @MadisonSocial
19K Followers 6K Following Tallahassee’s Best Appetizer - BLT Dip * Built For Playmakers * Cardiac Kids fanbar * Basketball School * We love Omaha
Florida State Men’s.. @FSUHoops
91K Followers 433 Following Official account of Florida State Men’s Basketball 2x ACC Champions 🍢
Florida State Univers.. @FloridaState
127K Followers 2K Following The official Twitter account for Florida State University. https://t.co/EQZsTVAewR https://t.co/jyfpo1p2Jp…| https://t.co/gU0k8oJKTD |
fsuprobz @fsuprobz
8K Followers 177 Following washed-up grad (c/o 2015) who tweets about football #gonoles
Marching Chiefs @FSUChiefs
16K Followers 34 Following The official Twitter account for the Florida State University Marching Chiefs. #MCATDT
FSU President Richard.. @PresMcCullough
7K Followers 122 Following Florida State University's 16th President
FSU Admissions @FSUAdmissions
15K Followers 450 Following Official Twitter of the Florida State University Office of Admissions. Follow us for important deadlines, updates & more. #GoNoles! #FSU #NowANole #FutureNoles
taylor!!!!!!!! @hahahataylorrr
332 Followers 958 Following
Mal @mallarduckmal
175 Followers 377 Following blast me to the moon the aliens are ethical // she/her/hers
fsu_iss @FSU_ISS
15 Followers 41 Following FSU's Interdisciplinary Social Science program prepares students to study the solutions of today’s world’s challenges through universal perspectives.
Florida State Softbal.. @FSU_Softball
111K Followers 326 Following Official Twitter of Florida State Softball. 2018 National Champions 🏆 2021 and 2023 National Runner-Ups.
allison 🧛♀️ @sienafan123
280 Followers 355 Following
Daniel @rachwerger
178 Followers 253 Following That’s what I thought you said, now let me offer you this as a rebuttal | #FSU2022 | Co-host of @wcdbpod
Stooper @Stooper18
89 Followers 280 Following Stooper. Nothin’ else to it. (ok wait there is something else I regularly retweet insanity that is not reflective of my opinions)
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22 Followers 98 Following
Bella Bozied (She/Her.. @BellaBozied
239 Followers 261 Following FSU ‘24 ☆ Love 2 write, Write 2 love ☆
FSU Libraries @fsulibraries
3K Followers 367 Following FSU’s Campus hub for the early risers, night owls, sleep deprived, and highly caffeinated. Encouraging curiosity since the 1880s. 📖
Chloe Ward @chloenward
34 Followers 71 Following A professional in the entertainment industry by day, and a silly clown also in the day!
AJ™️ @AJ_alvarez27
392 Followers 468 Following Actor. Dancer. Homosexual. ♓️ he/him 🏳️🌈 #blacklivesmatter @30in60 @roguexprod
FSU Pride Alumni Netw.. @FSUPrideAlumni
449 Followers 795 Following Our mission is to cultivate a network of LGBTQ+ @FSUAlumni to sustain meaningful relationships on behalf of @FloridaState. #GoNoles!
Tallahassee Community.. @tallycac
3K Followers 728 Following A local grassroots organization dedicated to fighting for peace, justice, and equality through direct action. #Tally19 #BlackLivesMatter #SayTheirNames #CPACNow
FSU Alert @FSUAlert
13K Followers 14 Following FSU Alert is the official emergency notification and warning system of Florida State University
No Bears Allowed @nobearsimprov
67 Followers 129 Following FSU's #1 group of rag tag kids who love to say "yes and"
The Fluke News @theflukenews
609 Followers 242 Following Duke's least accurate news source. Read more at our website: https://t.co/qbTC5MUD9J
FSU Student Union Art.. @fsuartcenter
182 Followers 157 Following The main location in the Student Union offers a variety of classes, opportunities to host parties & custom framing & Paint-A-Pot in the ASLC bldg.
Ana Fabrega @anafabregagood
43K Followers 805 Following
buildings of tallahas.. @buildingsoftall
73 Followers 74 Following twitter profile that posts pictures of awesome buildings
mary beth @marybethbarone
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Jesse David Fox @JesseDavidFox
14K Followers 1K Following @GoodOnepodcast creator/host. COMEDY BOOK out now! Please buy!
The Moon @themoontally
61 Followers 0 Following Follow to stay updated on upcoming shows, concerts, and events in the Tallahassee area 🎤🎸🎹
Appreciating the Earth today and everyday #EarthDay2024
@FSUCOSS @TheCenterFSU We are so proud of Daniela and hope everyone reads her inspiring words!
Daniela Vergara Forero – a fourth-year student majoring in @FSU_ISS – was inducted into FSU’s Alpha chapter of Phi Beta Kappa (PBK) Honor Society for her academic excellence and involvement. Read more here coss.fsu.edu/cosspp-student…
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someone tell rachel zegler it’s okay to play characters that aren’t doomed by the narrative
Six @FloridaState graduate students spotlight research from across disciplines at the annual Master’s in Four competition: news.fsu.edu/news/students-…
Who else is ready for the solar eclipse? 😎🌑
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and i couldn't help but wonder... if an earthquake could shake all of NYC, then why couldn't I shake Big?
An Alix Earle inspired playlist?! Yes, PLEASE 🎶💖 hercampus.com/school/fsu/cul…
COSSPP has announced the promotions of three specialized faculty members for the 2023-2024 cycle. Congratulations to Crystal Taylor, Na'ama Nagar, and Tracy Woodward! To read more, visit the link below: coss.fsu.edu/3-cosspp-speci….
Our very own Tracy Woodard, PhD is being promoted for her success as a faculty member! This truly reflects her excellence in her role within the Interdisciplinary Social Science program and beyond!
COSSPP has announced the promotions of three specialized faculty members for the 2023-2024 cycle. Congratulations to Crystal Taylor, Na'ama Nagar, and Tracy Woodward! To read more, visit the link below: coss.fsu.edu/3-cosspp-speci….
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