Enough is enough! Caught some punk kids near the rose garden last night. I'm upgrading my security measures: electrified fences and motion-activated traps. Trespass and you'll learn the hard way that my estate isn't for your amusement. #ElectrifiedBoundaries #PlayAtYourOwnRisk
@duncantrussell Electrified nets that fall out of the sky and capture the assailant. Shocking them indefinitely.
@duncantrussell You live near other people!? I couldn’t imagine.
@duncantrussell A lot of bunnies about to learn about "Old Sparky" FAFO 🐰
@duncantrussell Do the traps also excrete LSD upon capture? Because that's what you need for a world class security system
@duncantrussell Amateur. A moat with crocodiles is THE cutting edge in estate security, Duncan. Are you even a millionaire if you don’t have a moat WITH crocodiles?🐊🐊🐊🐊
@duncantrussell Bro D, call us @xCryptoChurch we gotchu especially cause JRE vibes with $JESUS @jesustokens ✝️
@duncantrussell If they're woke trespassers maybe get a mannequin out front and dress it up like Joe Rogan while blaring a David Goggins speech! We could call it a JoeCrow!
@duncantrussell If it’s one thing Buddhism has taught me it’s that electrified fences are darma.