Kemmy @dspkemo

Loyalty pays🧢 Joined March 2022

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Maroon_Beret @TrueGritNG

11 hours ago

Something similar happened to me, and it was one of those moments that reminded me why I always say: never assume. A group of soldiers mostly Physical Training guys were under my supervision, and I was convinced I was the most senior person among them. So, when it was time to load the bags into the buses, I gave the order and everyone started moving. Then I noticed one soldier sitting down, completely unbothered, just looking at me. I was already tired, stressed and running on low patience, so instead of doing the proper thing and finding out who he was, I walked straight up to him. I squared up and said, “Kai, mallam, I say jump up and join up.” He looked at me. Then he looked around. Then he looked back at me and calmly asked, “Are you talking to me?” That was when the penny finally dropped. Only someone who outranked me, or at least someone who knew he outranked me, would be sitting there looking at me like that after an order and responding with that level of confidence. 😂 Sharp-sharp, I changed my approach. “Sorry, sir. I didn't know, your PT vest is not carrying rank so i assumed you were one of them” To be frank, he was new in the unit and i didn't even know him. That was our first time of seeing each other. Thankfully, he was a chill guy. He laughed, I laughed, and the whole thing became a funny story. We eventually became good friends. But imagine making that assumption in front of someone who isn't as accommodating. 😂 One small failure to confirm rank, and the story can change very quickly.

Kemmy @dspkemo

a day ago

A junior soldier was giving orders and speaking to a senior soldier, not realizing that the supposedly junior soldier actually outranked him in service😹😂 Omo see as he change ahm for ahm 😂

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ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ @blackmissedd

7 hours ago

Omoh that's on my to-do list

Kemmy @dspkemo

18 hours ago

A female pilot shares the hilarious moment she went to use the plane’s restroom and found two passengers a boyfriend and girlfriend making love together 😹✈️

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Évał @Thefairguy01

13 hours ago

During the kidnapping incident in Kogi State, the Lord’s Chosen woman and her child were reportedly asked to go, while others were taken by the kidnappers. 😳 The story behind what happened is unbelievable…

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Évał @Thefairguy01

13 hours ago

Man unleashes his dog on a police officer and everything escalates within seconds. 😳 Who’s to blame here? 👀

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BlueBriefing🎬🍿 @Uzonna7

13 hours ago

“I put my jacket on a thousand times, I took it off a thousand times.” That one line contains more life philosophy than most self-help books. Miyagi wasn’t teaching karate. He was teaching patience. 🎬📺 The Karate Kid🔥❤️

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Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub

13 hours ago

Young police officer asked a bike rider to present his particulars, but he forwarded ₦200 to him instead of his particulars 🤦🏽‍♂️💔

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OMAR👑 @agihomar1

14 hours ago

Nothing concerns single people quite like Awesome.😂😂😂

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OMAR👑 @agihomar1

13 hours ago

Be like the Dev!l has not been particularly serious in his duties this year.

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Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub

17 hours ago

Woman shares how her boyfriend told her that because she’s a virgin, she should go outside and lose her virginity first before being with him 👀🤦🏽‍♂️

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Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub

16 hours ago

Na for our time next generation life go spoil 😭😂

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Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub

14 hours ago

Talents full this country, I swear 😂😂

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Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub

13 hours ago

“You have a president who is 90 years old and sick while I am healthy, strong and agile, I have evidence of his age and will present it in court, contesting two or three times is not unusual, it is my constitutional right, I have the experience, competence and patriotism to serve Nigeria, our defence is undermanned and lacks enough boots and equipment, within one year I can control insurgency and insecurity all over the country” — Atiku Abubakar

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BIG FISH @adekunleGOLD

16 hours ago

Are you listening?

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BENUEGIANT 🐐👑 @doshmanhere

15 hours ago

Early morning sipping a hot cup of #Johnvents3in1chocolate tea to keep warm and my woman wasnt a wrong idea.

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THE DEBUT HUB @thedebuthub

16 hours ago

Adekunle Gold is truly a student of music! 🎻🎼

THE DEBUT HUB @thedebuthub

16 hours ago

🚨 ADEKUNLE GOLD’S PERFORMANCE OF “BELIEVE” 😮‍💨 🎻 W/ GUILDHALL SESSION ORCHESTRA LIVE FROM THE ROYAL FESTIVAL HALL (2025) 🇬🇧 ▫️FUJI ORCHESTRA▫️

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carter🌚 @carter8f

14 hours ago

“The only thing I don’t know how to do in this life is cooking. In university, I used to toast girls every week so they could cook for me. Once she finished cooking, I’d break up with her. The day I was caught, the whole department stopped giving me a chance.” 😂 —Jim Iyke

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carter🌚 @carter8f

14 hours ago

“My father is rich and poor. He’s rich because he has 10 children and 3 wives, but he was poor. In Yoruba culture, having 10 children means you’re rich because surely, one of them will become successful.” —Bella Shmurda

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carter🌚 @carter8f

15 hours ago

“There’s no single mother alive who can raise a complete man alone. 😳 At a beach in France , my son was bullied by other kids. He came to report to me, but I did nothing. He went back, fought them and took his ball back. That’s how boys learn.” —Jim Iyke

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carter🌚 @carter8f

15 hours ago

Felisweety met a girl with a masculine voice at Gilmore University and asked, “Why are the girls with big backsides always the ones who want to be tomboys ?” 😂

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carter🌚 @carter8f

17 hours ago

“I picked Bella Shmurda over Kizz Daniel because Bella helped me when I was a nobody. If I needed ₦5M to promote a song, he’d give me ₦2.5M. He once took me shopping and bought me ₦1.5M worth of clothes, and he barely even knew me.”🥹🤍 —FOLA