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This definitely doesn't make giving the POTUS immunity for questionably "official" acts terrifying or timely at all...
This definitely doesn't make giving the POTUS immunity for questionably "official" acts terrifying or timely at all...
Arguing that your opponent has the authority and immunity to have you arrested and murdered is definitely a choice. We're approaching the Rubicon here folks...
Why do billionaires who hire millionaires to play sportsball need to take money from plumbers to survive? (I love the shit out of football but fr)
If the WNBA plays this right Reese v Clark could be bank for years to come!
Since we're making up insane conspiracy theories about Meta shitting the bed, maybe EM took it down so people don't talk about TSLA stock tanking...
This has to be one of the worst possible timelines...FFS
This has to be one of the worst possible timelines...FFS
If 8 people have all the money, and we don't need anyone else to produce shit because if AI...money becomes meaningless and it all collapses, have a nice day.
Another couple of days of everyone yelling at each other, nothing changing, and then we can do this all again in a few weeks...
Devin Hester was great and all, and I'm going to let you finish, but Sterling Sharpe should be in the hall before a kick returner. #gopackgo
We did it
We did it https://t.co/oeam0rVq46
Can we all agree the Packer's front office wasn't the problem now?
Unpopular Opinion: Kcups and Nespresso pods are gross, I miss the old Bunn coffee machines.
Me: We just ruled that presidents are not immune from criminal prosecution. James Madison: You just figured that out today? Me: Some people did. Madison: Dear God. Next you'll be telling me you only recently figured out that traitors can't run for office. Me: No, that's Thursday.
For once, I agree with MAGA, republicans should throw those 4 people out of the party and the caucus, then they can elect a minority whip and we we can start passing things again.
Live footage of Congressional republicans....
Bold Strategy for the Oilers, who have a history of choking to pick up a guy who is known as a curse for teams chasing the cup...
FFS - Vaccinate your animals against rabbies, it's an awful disease for animals and people....I can't believe this has to be said in the year of our lord 2024...
Congrats to the Bears on another season.
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@TClancy73 @LeahLitman I mean, if SCOTUS upholds the immunity argument then he can just order the CIA to kill Trump, GOP senators, and the conservative justices before the election based on the argument that they were a threat to the Republic, bam official act.
LFR17 - Round 1, Game 3 - Powerless - Bruins 4, Maple Leafs 2
How many of those 8 minutes videos (gotta get those mid rolls), illustrated with AI slop, will the go woke go broke grifters churn out based on the most obvious 4chan fake post ever ? You know, the one with "my dad works at Nintendo" at the end.
By even taking this case the Supreme Court has embarrassed America and brought everlasting shame to an essential pillar of our democracy.
Still can't quite digest that a former and possible future American president is telling the supreme court that he should have immunity to kill political rivals. Utterly surreal.
@JennaEllisEsq @KyleClark @cologop Court's don't issue findings of "total exoneration" and you pled guilty to a felony. I mean ok, want to nitpick "Ellis admitted she committed a felony..."
They’ll ordain AI before a woman
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I am afraid to be happy with our lead going into the third but I am HAPPY
Christians don't correct me on facts... they come in hot with excuses about why my facts don't bother them.
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@eyrtxd @SWB9029 @MingAutocrat @CroAglo This is a video game. No pilot would ever be trained to fly straight up in this situation. That would result in a draining of all speed and therefore lead time for the AA. Also Iran doesn’t have c-rams.
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@WholeMarsBlog Unless Tesla says humans do not have to pay attention and humans are not driving and humans are not responsible for what happens when they're not driving and when they're not paying attention, then Tesla does not have self-driving.
@AGAndrewBailey Do you *know* what the First Amendment even does? It's not apparent that you do.
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A testy exchange just now in court as Judge Merchan heard Trump loudly making comments towards a prospective juror and warns him that he will not tolerate his attempts to intimidate a juror. Story updated with all the latest …meidastouch.com/news/trump-tri…
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Now, it's true, Vic did say that he would rather be known as a person who makes the world a kinder place. But his loyal footsoldiers know which of his words are sincere and which are for show, and they are gleefully willing to make sure that Vic Mignogna never has to let it go.