doost @dodustino
He/Him | dead on the inside, crispy on the outside Arkansas, USA Joined March 2014-
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. chain lightning ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⚡⛈️⛈️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⛈️⛈️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️🌩️ ⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⛈️⛈️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⛈️⛈️
Cindy was the first woman in STEM
Cindy was the first woman in STEM
Have discovered recently I am a biiig lime girly. In my Coke Zero?? Yes. Lime cracked pepper chips?? YES. Give me all your limes
No April fools this year please. Ain’t shit funny.
McDonald's I wanna love it again 😩
you better wok that fucking duck
Give a mouse a cookie?? No. Give me a cookie. My life is much more complicated & tragic than a mouse’s
my email has found you. prepare to die
we deserved a third part.
Yeah I have an "eating disorder": I'm eating dis order of fries. Then I'm throwing them up. It's called bulimia
ＭＹ ＰＵＳＳＹＩＮ ＢＩＯ bots are like the house spiders of this app to me now. Existing alongside. Not bothering me. If they catch a man’s credit card info, well then that’s just their nature.
Just like we drew it up.
I don’t remember even making this, but I stand by it. This pharmacy bag slays
I don’t remember even making this, but I stand by it. This pharmacy bag slays
U need to b able to shoot ppl in mario kart
Everyone apologize to the sesame street social media manager
Marty Hood @hood_marty58648
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cate (taylor’s vers.. @catesayswhat
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katelyn @stantonpriv
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logan🪵🏴☠�.. @logydavyjones
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Katelyn Stanton @katestan17
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Health Life @HealthL15545036
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Designography @Designography1
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TQ✨ @ayo_tq
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Johanna @JohannaLyndsie
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claire thomas @irrelevantfruit
92 Followers 180 Following she/her • not a horse girl • educator, activist, lesbian • certified silly bitch
isabella roland @rosabelland
45K Followers 509 Following All around great bitch Carla on “the Sex Lives of College Girls” on HBOMAX Ostentatia Wallace on Dimension 20’s “The Seven” https://t.co/EHs6gjSXQL
Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg
5.6M Followers 3K Following Autistic climate justice activist Born at 375 ppm
Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate
171K Followers 74 Following The City of Ba Sing Se. Star of Avatar The Last Airbender. Any Pronouns. Parody.
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380K Followers 318 Following it really just be like that sometimes 📧: [email protected] 7.9M on Tiktok
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548K Followers 712 Following you win some, you lose most . 🏳️🌈 she/they, lesbian.
cate (taylor’s vers.. @catesayswhat
324 Followers 294 Following argumentative, antithetical dream girl •👩🏼🔬• she/her 🪩✌🏼😙✌🏼
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
RAE @Valkyrae
3.0M Followers 913 Following hihi:) I’m a streamer on YouTube! co-owner of @100thieves • insta/tiktok/youtube @ valkyrae
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3.6M Followers 611 Following Faceless. I make music sometimes. I don't even know anymore. also: @CORPSE IG: Corpse_Husband pfp: @vallact No MGMT
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276K Followers 2K Following Standup comic, writer and TV host. Creator of The G Word on Netflix and Adam Ruins Everything. Listen to my podcast, Factually!
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90K Followers 34 Following I'm a comedy writer who loves Annie's Macaroni and Cheese.
Michelle Obama @MichelleObama
22.1M Followers 18 Following Girl from the South Side and former First Lady. Wife, mother, dog lover. Always hugger-in-chief. #TheLightWeCarry
𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧�.. @Tha_Cobbb
161 Followers 143 Following - this account is no longer active - I follow the four Cs in life: Christian, Computer Science, Coffee, and Cameras
Amy Vorpahl ✨🧙�.. @vorpahlsword
30K Followers 2K Following she/her Free news: https://t.co/RMQAdfO0Te Discord: https://t.co/AvsRAUZ7s1 Patreon: https://t.co/YA7N8ggFYT
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights
371K Followers 130 Following woops twitter died RIP in peece beutfitul sweet prince. follow me on mr. zuck's wild world @ realprobirdrights or on blooskeets @probirdrights.bsky.social
Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden
3.6M Followers 26 Following Lifelong educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Sister. Wife to @JoeBiden.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
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Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN
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Elizabeth Warren @ewarren
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Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 721 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
logan🪵🏴☠�.. @logydavyjones
144 Followers 716 Following i am a man in the same way that cereal is a soup 🥣 he/they, also known as davy
Brian Murphy @chmurph
85K Followers 715 Following Taking a break from Twitter because I'm an obsessive social media checker. Listen to @NADDPOD! #NADDPOD
Katelyn Stanton @katestan17
95 Followers 563 Following disabled dad friend | theatre gal | she/her :)
Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel
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Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show
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Julia Hudspeth @julia_hudspeth
361 Followers 483 Following “Love is so short, forgetting is so long”
Sam Reich @samreich
144K Followers 2K Following 🧢 CEO: Dropout 🎤 Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise 🌸 he / him Follow me for Dropout references and dumb jokes.
Dropout @dropout
100K Followers 214 Following 🐉 @dimension20show ☝️ @umactuallyshow 🤫 @gamechangersam 🍸 @dirtylaundrydo 💄 @vipeopleshow 🤐 @dontlaughnews 🗣️ @makesomenoisedo 🐷 @smartypantsdo
neo-spacian karina ra.. @dilfosaur
160K Followers 296 Following karina farek ★@DrawfeeShow ★i draw shitposts not tragedies ★ icon by @luvsiclikeadog ★will block if you tag me in memes/QRTs ★DO NOT REPOST ★kernasaur@gmail
Tyrell Andrews @andrews_tyrell
112 Followers 567 Following “How can a person know everything at 18 but nothing at 22?” -Taylor Swift
Lily Du, 杜莉丽 @LilyD
31K Followers 1K Following 🐍 Comedian, host of @DirtyLaundryDO 🐍 Prev: CollegeHumor, UCBTNY 🐍 https://t.co/nThZyLZWVz🐍“kill them with kindness” WRONG. chain lightning ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⚡⛈️⛈️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⛈️⛈️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️🌩️ ⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️ ⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⛈️⛈️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️⛈️⛈️⛈️⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⛈️⛈️
Cindy was the first woman in STEM
THIS MOVIE IS JUST SO DAMN STUPID 😭
@dodustino I DID and this question tells me i made the right choice
We do not need to discuss the mismatched earrings I was making a DECISION
Golden hour is just 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
Did homework for five consecutive hours after work today & now I’m having some popcorn as a lil treat
Sometimes I wish people could read the group chat bc we are comedic geniuses but also prob for the best considering how much shit we talk @catesayswhat @RileyMillay @jacksonmaddux
Have discovered recently I am a biiig lime girly. In my Coke Zero?? Yes. Lime cracked pepper chips?? YES. Give me all your limes
bmo kept finn's sign for a thousand years
No April fools this year please. Ain’t shit funny.
McDonald's I wanna love it again 😩
you better wok that fucking duck
This diva from Kung Fu Panda, making noodles for the whole village, while wearing a bowl of noodles with chopsticks on his head??? Mama that’s DRAG
just saw my projected tax refund
Give a mouse a cookie?? No. Give me a cookie. My life is much more complicated & tragic than a mouse’s
yeah but this one is valid
gay people be like “she saved my life” and it’s Chessy from the Parent Trap
Based on the amount of pottery fragments alone, the Roman Empire may be the clumsiest empire history has ever known.
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