Mr. Ehaus @devilspancakes
It's like I have this evil little imp in my head cooking up these horrible ideas and thoughts. I call them devil's pancakes. handbasket Joined August 2012-
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Florida to significantly reduce autism rates state-wide with this one weird trick*! (*massively increasing infant, child, adut and elderly mortality rates exponentially from death by preventable diseases!)
Trump isn't what's all wrong with America. He's just a symptom, like aquaphobia in rabies.
I need to start developing TSTs: Traffic support turrets.
What I really need all y'all Americans to do right now is: Go fuck yourselves. Seriously, we're all in desperate need of post nut clarity.
@Bubblebathgirl @ZelenskyyUa @POTUS Отвали, русский бот Your orange king is a fucking clown.
Dear Christian Nationalists, Please put the sheets back over your heads, we all preferred it when you Klansmen were afraid to show your faces. -Sincerely, everyone
Wanted to clear up some misconceptions: "Christian Nationalists" are the furthest thing from Christians a human can be (I know more christianly SATANISTS for fuck's sake) we should call a duck a duck: "White Male Supremacists." Or just "Klansmen".
Remember kiddos, don't FUCK fascists, STERILIZE them. Looking at you toddler-armor-douche.
Eat the rich! But not really, they would taste like: Zuck: synthetic rubber and hydraulic fluid. Bezo: abandoned amazon warehouse piss bottle Musk: troll fat, cocaine, rohypnol, crusty cum sock Trump: haha, kidding, ain't rich. But penny filled soiled diaper and mothballs.
So, funny thought, remember the Afghan war were we printed playing cards with the top 52 terrorists? Can we, you know, do that again, but with the top 52 worst CEOs? We can give Musk the ace of spades.
Thanksgiving is cancelled, because fuck you, so is Christmas, not even coal, we're going straight to Krampus eating all the little boys and cunts that voted for a lying, cheating raping felon and the #uselessfuckingpoliticians that couldn't even prevent him from being able to run
We no longer have a pendulum swing, but a jet engine menacing with spikes on an fraying elastic cord threatening to eject itself from the atmosphere and day now.
Just a reminder, getting ran train at the RNC does not count as "first hand experience with gangs"
Hey, to 95% of the active users of "X" : Отвали, русский бот
@vanishlily Seriously, no one's saying it? Fine. Cod - Piece
Also, while Biden may have early stage Parkinson's, Trump is obviously suffering from late stage Syphilis.
Donald Trump is proof that sometimes God likes to run playthroughs as an absolute moron but still win the game like we do with pre-bethesda Fallout.
Just wanna say: y'all are safe from AI until I can tell it to animate a bloody dismembered penis splatting on a windshield and spooging a monster load as windshield wipers squeegee it off, and it can do it. When that day comes, you'll no longer be safe from my brain goblins.
Republican: we could never de-privatize healthcare! It'll cost everyone more, you'll never get an appointment and it's socialist! Me in 2023: paying out the ass for the privilege of not being able to get a doctor's appt within 6 months, but record profits for insurance companies.
Saydur Rahaman Wahid @SaydurW
7 Followers 103 Following Every Person To Be Successful..... When The Beautiful Minds Need It...... 💕🖤💕
SquanchoTheMonkeyBoy @SquanchoB
179 Followers 602 Following Hello! 🙂 My name is Squancho! I review fantasy literature! ☺️ I am a squire, personal assistant, accountant, legal counsel, and publicist for Sir Ballsfart!
John Breiner @jbreiner07
116 Followers 275 Following
The Country Shaman @countryshaman
2K Followers 3K Following Debbie Andersen is a shamanic healer, teacher and writer. Organic foodie and yoga enthusiast.
Z Entertainment @zbentertain
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Erin Koskelin @ErinKoskelin
9 Followers 264 Following
Godefroy @GodeKnight
146 Followers 1K Following When #Knights and #Gods are reunited, everything will be accomplished. May the force be with you
Call Girl of Cthulhu @callgirlcthulhu
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Sally Caboose @SallyCaboose
20 Followers 251 Following
Nhim @Nhim_Art
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고물공/Junkzero @Rhanfrhd_3812
376K Followers 208 Following You may translate my comics and upload them elsewhere, but do not create videos using my comics and upload them to YouTube.
THE GOBLIN @jacksfatboner
44K Followers 570 Following HELLO I AM GRUNK. I AM NO LONGER EVIL. BANNER BY @jamvxyz SHES SO COOL AND AWESOME. | https://t.co/lSXiBMVOqb
JasminTheManticore �... @JasminManticore
180K Followers 654 Following HI! Freelancer Artist (In training) | 🇻🇪 | Eng/Esp | Expect only positivity in here :3 | from SFW to highly Suggestive Art | Exclusive content here ↓
Mr P @mr_plagu3
151K Followers 437 Following Drawing shit Korean/English(worst) I love tf2, Hl2 Pfp/Banner @nikingply Concept artist for @TowerDefenseX and @paradoxum_games
Lackadaisy Tracy @LackadaisyCats
146K Followers 579 Following Tracy J Butler. Documenting cat crimes in comics and animation. https://t.co/q6l4DfiKiQ | https://t.co/tRZQc43Tel
GoblinPunk @SamFriskArt
48K Followers 1K Following Goblin creating Art 🇸🇪🇰🇷 | Do NOT USE/REUPLOAD my art! | Dm me for commissions
ももちち @momochichi77
42K Followers 2K Following 最近は色々とお仕事で忙しい日々。ありがたい。その分Twitter 用の絵が増やせないのが悩みどころ。落ち着いたら趣味の絵も増やしたいなあ。
村上ゆたか @i0RnrQ5Y18E0cN3
44K Followers 444 Following 上善如水 水彩画家 米原在住 水彩画の滲みを使って 猫や雨の風景を描いています。 今年は9月22日表参道での 個展に向けて作品制作奮闘中。
Colarix @Hukkavei
113K Followers 404 Following Character and comic artist ✏️ Bluesky: https://t.co/ttLNVFeTBM Youtube: https://t.co/K9uaWjuWYh
Omake Theater @omaketheater
1K Followers 128 Following Yo⚡️ I create the comics 'In Another World as a Rock', 'Friday 4Koma' & 'Yōikoma'. Behinds the scene content is shared to https://t.co/xyYjSiZEFn
Squeaky @SqueakyArt
156K Followers 2K Following Concept Artist | Witch enthusiast VTuber designer: @henyathegenius @AmemiyaNazuna alt: @SqueakySketch no commissions | ENG / FR | Banner by @sachichuu
Silvia @_SolRise_
9K Followers 601 Following Open for Contract Work ♧ Previously, Spindlehorse, Glitch, Studio Meala, Suncreature, Double Plus, Studio MDHR, Disney ♧ ♧ Graduate at The Animation Workshop ♧
Oglaf @Oglaf
52K Followers 163 Following Filth and other Fantastical Things in handy webcomic form. For technical website issues please cc @tellmistress
Neytirix @Neytiirix
159K Followers 75 Following Heyo! I like to draw and make videos | Business Email - [email protected]
PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl
673K Followers 2K Following Believer in truth, facts & the American experiment. NYT bestseller of A RETURN TO COMMON SENSE Follow me elsewhere!
Valkiri: 2026 Calenda... @valkiri_studio
10K Followers 271 Following Small, family-owned art studio. #FantasyArt #Illustration #KidLitArt with Danish roots. ❤️ Explore our Art & Shop:
memes i found online @internet_posts
348K Followers 295 Following posting things from around the internet
Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag
458K Followers 12 Following Just here to get more followers than @elonmusk
Forest @ForestTheRotten
280K Followers 435 Following Call me forest - characters, concepts and suggestive stuff - No comms - 🛍️Store https://t.co/gZxRI4xMlp - contact me at [email protected]
SunJeong 🩺 MODDER ... @SeungEum_Jeong
9K Followers 237 Following I make mods for Skyrim Special Edition. Oh and I'm a wannabe V-Tuber. Live2D Artist: @dayshiart Skyrim 3D Model: @Beofuled Official 3D Model: @suyakouta
tony esp @ttonyesp
3K Followers 127 Following i am the scum of the earth and also a comic artist and animator... i think.
Wonderlands SHiFT Cod... @dgSHiFTCodesTTW
32K Followers 1 Following An automated bot for @dgSHiFTCodes that only retweets Tiny Tina's Wonderlands SHiFT Codes. Safe to enable notifications without getting spammed for other games.
Lady Jasmin Darnell �... @JasminDarnell
489K Followers 1K Following She/Her. Links: https://t.co/Fz5C9YHzRA I sometimes like drawing. I always like cats. (Sorry, I’m not taking personal commissions.)
Tiny Tina's Wonderlan... @PlayWonderlands
136K Followers 36 Following ✨ Alignment: #ChaoticGreat ✨ Skills: Emojis +💯, Exclamations +3!!! ✨ Weaknesses: Character Limits, Raisins ✨ Made By: @GearboxOfficial ✨ Published By: @2K
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
12.7M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Telepurte @Telepeturtle
1.2M Followers 2K Following Exclusive content: https://t.co/5oVmHWlbKK Commissions: https://t.co/sZ4gG9hjtX Merch: https://t.co/loHNCyHrHY
Simz @SimzArts
369K Followers 139 Following Illustrations / Character Designs / Comic Books / Partnered Twitch Streamer
MangaDex: Comics & Ma... @MangaDex
127K Followers 1 Following 🧭 All great journeys start here. 📚 Discover, discuss, track, and share all your favorite comics and manga on #MangaDex!
SHiFT Codes @dgSHiFTCodes
383K Followers 11 Following RIP: 24 OCT 2012 - 14 APR 2023 A bot that used to monitor and archive all the SHiFT codes for Gearbox games. I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH GEARBOX OR 2KGAMES.
Randy Pitchford @DuvalMagic
666K Followers 666 Following Fun is Fun! https://t.co/2EzSi6mEYe; https://t.co/J5xAzL9goc; https://t.co/fKXtBEmKlb
Amy Allan @amyallantdf
121K Followers 3K Following Animal lover, Physical Medium, Embarking on a NEW Life🤷🏻♀️ Check out my store https://t.co/qTLMeFrZZp
The Country Shaman @countryshaman
2K Followers 3K Following Debbie Andersen is a shamanic healer, teacher and writer. Organic foodie and yoga enthusiast.
Pauley Perrette @PauleyP
608K Followers 3K Following “I pulled an apple off the tree and the apple took a bite out of me“PP #Visitant #CivilRights #NonProfit #RescuePets #Jesus #BLM #AdvocateForAccessibility #LAFD
tate steinsiek @illwilledFX
18K Followers 317 Following Founder of Illwilled Productions, Director & FX makeup artist. 2 time finalist on Syfy's Face Off Seasons 1 & 5.
ARG! @IamArg
2K Followers 1K Following Father, Husband, Teacher, Animator, Animation Director, Illustrator, humourist, made a webcomic one time. He/Him. opinions are my own.
John Breiner @jbreiner07
116 Followers 275 Following
The Real Mike Rowe @mikeroweworks
698K Followers 238 Following I'm only dirty on the outside. Watch my new show People You Should Know on my @YouTube Channel. @PYSKshowTrends for United States
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