Cristian Vat 🦄 @deathy
developer, geek, lover of cute stuff deathy.ro Timisoara, Romania Joined May 2007-
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My boss just asked why token spend is up 40x month-over-month. I said "Jevons Paradox" and watched him nod slowly like a man planning to Google it later. Joke's on him; Google won't tell him that that's what I named my new AWS account.
apologies if the quality of my posts has fallen off unfortunately i had to go back to full time employment again to be able to afford more tokens
The time has come. TaskSlinger launches into open beta today at 15:00 UTC. A faster, cleaner task manager replacement for Windows, built from scratch for people who care about performance. Get the free beta: taskslinger.net
New blog: Testing the Datadog Explain Plan Visualizer with Oracle execution plans tanelpoder.com/posts/testing-…
New in Claude Code: Remote Control. Kick off a task in your terminal and pick it up from your phone while you take a walk or join a meeting. Claude keeps running on your machine, and you can control the session from the Claude app or claude.ai/code
Announcing a new Claude Code feature: Remote Control. It's rolling out now to Max users in research preview. Try it with /remote-control Start local sessions from the terminal, then continue them from your phone. Take a walk, see the sun, walk your dog without losing your flow.
@simonw together with @balajmarius, we've taken it further and built claudebin.com one slash command in Claude Code, a permanent shareable URL with rich embeds and auto-generated OG images more details x.com/balajmarius/st…
Vinicius Grippa has created a cool implementation of SQL Flamegraphs for MySQL: MyFlames. GitHub repo here, look into demos/mysql-*.svg files for more examples: github.com/vgrippa/myflam…
Say it with me: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
why do I have There Is No Antimemetics Division twice in my kindle library....oh...
This is in my house but I don't recall ordering it... @qntm
This morning you wake up and realize it's Syberia Remastered day 🤎
"Hey man, what are you listening to?" "Just the latest MC Kyrie Gregorian Drill cut featuring Friar FlexXx, Oblate Tha Don, and Suck-a-bus Sū." "Nice, nice." "Eh, it's alright. There'll be a new one in five seconds." "You know, I've been getting into a new genre myself. A subgenre, actually. Super niche." "Yeah?" "You've probably never heard of it." "Try me." "100% artisanal human music." "Yooo. Really?" "Yep. AI-free, completely non-synthetic." "Ah, you mean the golden oldies." "No, I—" "The Beatles. Nickelback. Taylor Swift." "No, I'm listening to—" "So crazy that she sacrificed herself to the gray goo prion swarm in 2033 and ascended to AI-Godhood, saving us all from the Singularity." "Bro." "More of a Grimes bit really." "Bro! I'm not listening to fuckin' Shake It Off or any of that old shit! I'm talking about 𝘯𝘦𝘸 human music!" "New human music?" "Made by people like you and me!" "Ha. Well, that ain't like you and me." "What?" "Fiddlin' around with strings and keys'n'shit. That's Amish as hell, man." "It's actually pretty good." "Do they churn their own butter too?" "I'm serious!" "Alright. Sell me on it." "Uh, well, you know how you can generate AI music instantly and then remix it forever, however you want?" "Uh, yeah? Yesterday I combined the latest Hatsune Miku Kawaii Future Bass banger with Norwegian Stomp-Clap Goregrind." "Right, so with human music, you don't have the power to do any of that and you just have to sit on your hands and wait for new releases." "Uh, okay. How long do I have to wait?" "It depends on the artist. Sometimes it's just months or years." "𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴?" "And sometimes whole decades will pass before they drop new material." "Decades?!" "And when you do get it, there's a decent chance it's just a pale imitation of the songs you loved—a desperate attempt to recapture the magic in a futile bid to retain fleeting relevance." "God." "And other times it'll be in a totally different, off-the-wall genre, like a rap legend dropping a meandering mystic free jazz flute album out of nowhere." "What? Why would I want that? Why would anyone want that?" "Nobody 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 it. But that's what makes it 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨." "Huh?" "You never know if new human music is going to be any good. So you get to spend all that downtime imagining how it 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 be good." "You're a masochist, you know that?" "A masochist?" "And a gambler." "A gambler?? How am I a gambler?" "If I want to be disappointed by bad pulls, I can just play NIKKE: Goddess of Victory. Or the casino games on my official Chase credit card app." "I don't think you're seeing the beauty in anticipation, in—" "Over here talkin' some Dark Souls shit. 'Oh no bro, trust me, it gets good later. The fifth album is a return to form.'" "Sometimes it is!" "No wonder AI won. Human music, pft! Get outta here with that shit." "Hey! There's artistry, alright? You gotta respect the artistry." "I ain't got a respect shit." "It's live people! You can't say it wouldn't be cool to see live people play on stage." "Yeah? How many live people have you seen play on stage? "Well..." "In person?" "None." "I rest my case." "But that's because we all live in underground, independent, non-contiguous vaults!" "Lame." "Because of the prion swarm!" "Excuses." "Excuses?!" "Hey man, you're the one coming at me, extolling the virtues of 𝒂𝙧𝒕𝙞𝒔𝙖𝒏𝙖𝒍 𝒉𝙪𝒎𝙖𝒏 𝒎𝙪𝒔𝙞𝒄, and you're best pitch is that I can get sonically blue-balled by a buncha primitive finger-pluckin' baboons." "Okay, Mozart. Let's hear you do better." "I will. Perk your pretty little ears, Salieri, because I've been cooking in the Suno mines all morning—" "Oh yeah?" "—and I've got a new genre that's gonna sweep the world." "Really. What's it called?" "Orchestral Noisepop Fart-core." suno.com/s/7doBQJNvwuLZ…
My gf recently found out that the band she just discovered and has been loving on Spotify is actually AI-generated. It’s felt like a big milestone. What year do we think we’ll tip to >50% of content consumed coming from AI? 2028? Can’t be later than 2030.
Meet async-profiler 4.2: Method tracing, Process sampling, better stacks. Now included in Amazon Corretto. github.com/async-profiler…
@MikeZaccardi when bad publicity is good publicity: "Just look at how many websites depend on AWS"
@GergelyOrosz someone needs to open a ticket to update status, oh wait JIRA doesn't work? open a ticket to atlassian: support.atlassian.com/contact/ oh wait that doesn't work? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@cyanvtb "redundant" array, buy all disks same models/batch, wonder when all fail at the same time 🤯
Hoisting this computation out of the loop like I want to hoist the dev that wrote this up the yardarm
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