haley joel osempic @dankstrom
euphoria high school class of 2012 alum 🏳️🌈 | 33 Corntry Joined July 2011-
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@moonodium She’s not autistic she’s just… Riley
Got passed over and they promoted a 22 year old four month employee that I trained instead
Coworker ghosted me for our movie date, management still hasn’t announced the promotion I interviewed for a week after they said I should know, and my dad just backed into my car
Jesus to attend the last supper
Meg Stalter to play Mary Todd Lincoln in ‘Oh, Mary!’ beginning July 6.
Need him in a way that would get me locked up for 5 days in psych hold
Me talking about my middle school bully
David Cross says he will “never work with” any of the ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ production crew again: “They were doing sh*tty things on purpose, I don’t know what to tell you […] They were just so awful to me.” (youtu.be/gy12yn4dCDw?si…)
Never forget when someone edited a Victorious-style opening credits for Euphoria
Remember when someone edited this scene as if Euphoria was on Disney Channel and added laugh tracks 😭
🗣️🗣️🗣️UNCLE MATT WHERE YOU AT🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Dawg I would start and finish my whole essay the same day it was due without some Ai shit y'all are cooked lmao
Teenagers in the 2010's writing an essay without Chat GPT
The discourse of people saying she bought her baby goes to show that everyone on this app is fucking stupid because how do you not understand the concept of a SURROGATE
Meghan Trainor has welcomed a baby girl named Mikey Moon via surrogate.
Accidentally liked my coworker’s insta post from 2016
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We saw u from across the bar and we fucking HATE ur vibe
Did no one else experience the worst year of their life in 2016 besides myself and a select few???
Commenting “where did the light in your eyes go?” On every 2016 post I see
haley joel osempic retweeted
Commenting “where did the light in your eyes go?” On every 2016 post I see
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“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you
He absofuckinglutely WAS
Was Angel (David Boreanaz) YOUR GAY AWAKENING?
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