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The world keeps chewing me up and shitting me out, but I'm built like a piece of 🌽 Nebraska, USA Joined March 2020-
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Fuck me, I wish someone would've showed me this years ago
Imagine you're some poor Jap on a podunk island starving to death from your golf ball of rice a day and getting eaten by mosquitoes the size of birds And just off the coast Americans are making ice cream by the ton Not sure how they ever thought they were gonna win
Imagine you're some poor Jap on a podunk island starving to death from your golf ball of rice a day and getting eaten by mosquitoes the size of birds And just off the coast Americans are making ice cream by the ton Not sure how they ever thought they were gonna win
Reason #800 I'll keep driving my 2nd gen
It's only April, but this is the song of the year
It's only April, but this is the song of the year
This is exactly what AI was created for
I tried it once, got beat up and called a fag before I even left the house I lived alone at the time
I tried it once, got beat up and called a fag before I even left the house I lived alone at the time
We're gonna watch a white guy get murdered by a senior citizen
We're gonna watch a white guy get murdered by a senior citizen
The United States invented a portable sun that can be delivered by aircraft
Gonna go dip my Busch Latte in the Loup
Gonna go dip my Busch Latte in the Loup
It's not even the 1st of May, lots of time to plant yet
It's not even the 1st of May, lots of time to plant yet
@loud_iowa Iowa fans after losing the series.
Guess what guys, I'm not making it through the pearly gates because I care more about my dog than strangers
Guess what guys, I'm not making it through the pearly gates because I care more about my dog than strangers
Idk, I'm a christian but I think I'd pick my dog
Imagine a woman dragging you from literal royalty to hawking f**king jellies and jams
I'll take pickle pizza with a side of Dem titties
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Who else had no idea 🙋🏼♀️
just because you have a Twitter account doesn’t mean you get to stop having your own thoughts
My wife and I are trying to host more 4-6 person dinner parties. What is the best dish to cook so you don't spend the whole night in the kitchen?
“I don’t know what to cook that people like.” “Beef!” “No we don’t eat beef.”
just because you have a Twitter account doesn’t mean you get to stop having your own thoughts
#88’ The girls are really cleaning up this feed bale we put out this weekend. It charmalized a bit. Smells like good tobacco. Full bellies tonight so no calf and this we wait some more.
@sippingsuds No idea. consumer perception can be finnicky. and I assume it is even more finnicky at high prices.
@cer_hedge Wasn't Oprah mad cow? 2003?
Must be using that fancy Bluetooth wire to keep the cows in
Jesus
This small, wood-framed home in the last photo was completely destroyed with its debris scattered in Westmoreland, Kansas. I hope everybody made it out uninjured.
#Afroman is a national treasure!
Afroman releasing “Hunter Got High” was not on my 2024 Bingo card.
Me if this dogshit trend continues:
This April is tied (with 1909) as the driest April since 1875 with only 0.02 inches of rain. The next driest has been 1935 with 0.03, 1893 with 0.04, and 1963 with 0.07 inches of rain. #kswx
@GrainStats Huge scam people are willfully marching into. Picking up dimes in front of a steamroller.
@bullishboiler Maybe acres will just go down ☀️ or We'll Make Exports Great Again (MEGA)
grain elevator managers realizing they will lose out on tons of volume because of climate smart farming practices 🤠
Fack. We just had a hate crime committed. An Australian shepherd just whipped the shit out of a little mescan dog. Currently waiting to see if the naacp , lulac or any other minority based organization is going to show up to protest
Now there’s a trouble free outfit
I guess I can finish getting the bean planter ready since it’s not raining or cold and blowing 40mph for once.