dandyymandy @dandyymandy

The California Coastal Commission approved the Cal-Am desalination project that failed to follow the Commission’s own requirements to obtain a fair, legal, & transparent decision for the people of the Peninsula. For example... (1/3)

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Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss

4 years ago

All I’ve ever wanted was a fat ass. I dream about having a shelf on my lower back god fucking dammit

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dandyymandy @dandyymandy

4 years ago

@celine_izzybot 2023 is your bitch year

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dandyymandy @dandyymandy

4 years ago

in no particular order, my favorite things in life right now are my cat, platform shoes, cheese, and my boyfriend

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dandyymandy @dandyymandy

4 years ago

when you’re sitting on the couch and notice you dropped a pretzel on floor so you lean over to pick it up but can’t reach it because your belly is in the way

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dandyymandy @dandyymandy

4 years ago

every day I struggle to not wear my indoor crocs outside 💔

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dandyymandy @dandyymandy

4 years ago

I wish the TMI scale was a bit more universal because some people are like TMI I scratched my bug bite and other people are like TMI I just destroyed that toilet for 45 minutes. I’d just like to be more prepared

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dandyymandy @dandyymandy

4 years ago

when a middle aged mom yells at a teenager working at smashburger to “do better” for accidentally giving her the wrong order, like no bitch you do better

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dandyymandy @dandyymandy

4 years ago

is it barbaric to take bites out of string cheese instead of peeling it? Asking for a friend

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dandyymandy @dandyymandy

4 years ago

I think one of my favorite mems with my mom is when Kmart had layaway and she got so excited and we would go in every few months and put a bunch of shit on layaway. Now whenever I see a store has layaway I get equally as excited

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dandyymandy @dandyymandy

4 years ago

my only reason for wanting to purchase a house rn is having an in unit washer and dryer. Literally I’d rather be broke then have to wait for 2 hours at the laundromat

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dandyymandy @dandyymandy

4 years ago

oh my god you know the pastas good when you gain 6.5 lbs after eating it

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dandyymandy @dandyymandy

4 years ago

when you reach out to someone about something that made you think of them in hopes that you’ll strike up a conversation and all they do is like the message 😔