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jeremy/cycl0/志鵬. uw➡️caltech, inorg➡️adjunct➡️process. 30% chem, 20% memes, 50% anxiety. he/him 🏳️🌈 not a professional account, all tweets my own Seattle, WA Joined July 2012-
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I'm currently reading a book called Chemical Magic, originally written in 1904. My favourite image is of a teacher without goggles and labcoat spitting pure ethanol onto chromium trioxide to make a burst of flame. He is wearing a suit and tie, though.
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@SigmaAldrich This accidental [4+2] of 2 phosphinines because I didn't dry my solvent properly.
Still true.
Boc-flip into the oligosaccharide ollie followed by a TBDMS toeflip to give the epimeric product in a RADICAL 720% yield...wait
@cycl0pentadiene Carbohydrate chemistry, better known as Extreme Protecting Group Chemistry
@avtytla @cycl0pentadiene Carbohydrate chemistry pushes Theodora Greene to the absolute limit
@cycl0pentadiene Carbohydrate chemistry, better known as Extreme Protecting Group Chemistry
@DCC_DMAP @cycl0pentadiene White foam (5% EtOAc) Yellow foam (bubbles up into vac line) Light grey foam (too sticky to weight accurately)
@cycl0pentadiene it was nice knowing you, godspeed 🫡
@DCC_DMAP @cycl0pentadiene 16 steps??? some total syntheses are much shorter than this 😭
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EPA’s finalized ban on most uses of methylene chloride will protect workers and communities from fatal exposures, while allowing key uses to continue safely with a robust new worker protection program. epa.gov/newsreleases/b…
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