BREAKING NEWS The Hustler Gov't wishes to notify all hustlers who lost their National ID Cards to kindly organize a search party to look for Ksh2,000 before they submit their application for a replacement. Subsequently, the Hustler Gov't has resolved that freshly minted hustlers applying for new IDs must also be accompanied by Ksh1,000 instead of their parents who have been busy bending backwards to find money for the Gov't to eat, without which they would have themselves to blame if we come for the air they breathe. We wish to notify the general public that the Hustler Gov't has been forced to revise these charges from the Bottom Up, in order to facilitate the processing of the Freedom that we promised them tomorrow. As for us and our God fearing Gov't, we shall keep your heads ringing.
@gabrieloguda At this rate if thieves came looking for money in my house I think I'd search with them..!!
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